The Matt Hancock File

[steveo87]

(Just because there have been people calling out for one, and there seems to be increasing levels of shite coming from him at the minute.)

PM must sack Matt Hancock after affair claims - Labour

The government says the health secretary did not break rules by giving Gina Coladangelo an official job.

www.google.com

Tory MP uses his position of power to get his end away, SHOCKER.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Already being discussed here -

matt hancock is a twat

This has probably been leaked by himself. 4d chess to take his hopelessness aside from the first thing you associate with him and/or trying to Be-More-Boris

www.urban75.net

 

[steveo87]

Ah BALLLLSSSSS!!!!

(can the mods delete please?)

 

[DJWrongspeed]

Dept of Health CCTV obtained by the Sun? Wonder who leaked it or even had access?

 

[brogdale]

Ah BALLLLSSSSS!!!!

(can the mods delete please?)

Seems appropriate to have a dedicated thread here in politics, tbh.

 

[brogdale]

(Just because there have been people calling out for one, and there seems to be increasing levels of shite coming from him at the minute.)

PM must sack Matt Hancock after affair claims - Labour

The government says the health secretary did not break rules by giving Gina Coladangelo an official job.

www.google.com

Tory MP uses his position of power to get his end away, SHOCKER.

It's the use of public money to employ the individual concerned that might prove tricky for Hancock; harder to hide behind the right to personal privacy line.

 

[strung out]

Already being discussed here -

matt hancock is a twat

This has probably been leaked by himself. 4d chess to take his hopelessness aside from the first thing you associate with him and/or trying to Be-More-Boris

www.urban75.net

Not in the right forum though is it.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Not in the right forum though is it.

I only pointed it it was being discussed, I hadn't noticed it was in the wrong forum.

Perhaps it should be moved? Otherwise we'll just end up with duplicate posts across two threads on the same subject.

 

[brogdale]

Hope she remembered to wash her hands after that.

 

[brogdale]

Remember this?

 

[brogdale]

The absolute fucking state of this:

 

[DJWrongspeed]

The absolute fucking state of this:

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It’s over for him, as they say, all political careers end in failure.

 

[Fedayn]

Indeed..

 

[Serene]

Since I heard about Matt Hancock having an affair I have this image of him, you know, having an affair, and I have had to take to meditation to get rid of the image. I have been lighting joss sticks and have meditated four times to erase the memory. I say memory, its more of a mental scar or wound. I am going for a shower, and then I might ring for an exorcist.

 

[Sue]

I wonder if the changes in language Covid has engendered will filter through to wider society.

So instead of random blokes in vans shouting 'fancy a shag?', it'll be 'fancy breaching the social distancing guidelines with me?'

 

[two sheds]

You have to assume that interviews are going to be incorporating oblique references "Tell us Mr Hancock about test & trace - do you see an end to the whole affair? And what social distancing recommendations do you have for people now that hanky panky is allowed again?"

 

[not-bono-ever]

He’s sorry tho. Let’s move on and look at the other things out there as a distraction.

 

[not-bono-ever]

It’s over for him, as they say, all political careers end in failure.

 

[killer b]

 

[littlebabyjesus]

This is the wrong thing for him to go down for. Hard to avoid the feeling that it's perhaps rather convenient for him to be forced out for something like this.

 

[weepiper]

The absolute fucking state of this:

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Should probably have thought about his family's privacy before boffing someone else's wife at the office.

 

[weepiper]

This is the wrong thing for him to go down for. Hard to avoid the feeling that it's perhaps rather convenient for him to be forced out for something like this.

Boris can't sack/force a resignation for being an incompetent health secretary because ultimately he (Boris) would be responsible for appointing/overseeing the incompetence. This'll do.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Any news on what Mike Hancock thinks about all this?

 

[SpineyNorman]

Matt Hancock is one of those blokes who you can tell is a proper creepy sex case just by looking at him.

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

Boris can't sack/force a resignation for being an incompetent health secretary because ultimately he (Boris) would be responsible for appointing/overseeing the incompetence. This'll do.

There's no actual consequence for him overseeing that incompetence though is there? If Johnson feels like chucking Hancock out then he can do it whenever he wants, I don't see he needs to manufacture an excuse, and if he did it wouldn't be something that very closely reflected his own dodgy behaviour.

 

[philosophical]

Our first ever grandchild was born in early April 2021.
We are in South London, she is in North London and now a bonny nearly 15 months old.
Apart from on the phone, due to following the rules conscientiously we have seen her only four times in the flesh. Only once even sitting side by side to look at a child’s book, not even cuddling and such.
First and only grandchild.
Yet Hancock can get away with betraying his family and getting it on with his aide, even to the ‘don’t give a fuck’ point of being pictured.
But of course his philandering boss says it’s OK because Hancock is sorry.
So does that mean the Ugandan discussions are now all over?
Like millions of others we have resisted the emotional and physical pull of family interaction to follow the rules, but Hancock gets away with it. Gets away with his knob satisfaction when he could have squirrelled himself away with some bog roll and fantasies of underpaid nurses.
You want to know why?
You don’t need me to tell you, it’s because they are cunts, all Tories are cunts.
They are also the winning cunts.
Cunts.

 

[quiet guy]

Thing is none of these Tory scum have a conscience, none of them have any scruples and Johnson can't sack Hancock for this because then he opens himself up to all calls of hypocrisy for all he has done.

 

[Sue]

Matt Hancock is one of those blokes who you can tell is a proper creepy sex case just by looking at him.

Tbf, that's Tory politicians in general. <shudder>

 

[Ax^]

Matt Hancock just following his bosses example really


at least Matt's wifes not going through treatment for cervical cancer like the current pm

 

[A380]