Things you'd like to see over the next 6 weeks

[Wilf]

Kieth - to fall down an open manhole cover whilst fleeing Beth Rigby.

Ratboy - rolled in manure and defenestrated.

John Swinney - run over by a motor home.

Ed Davey - found dead in a Post Office safe.

Richard Tice - eaten by lice.

Greens - shrugs

Galloway - someone saluting his indefatigability has his eye out.

 

[Sue]

Tories plotting to depose Sunak and stop the GE.

 

[GarveyLives]

Suits that do not shrink in the rain.​

 

[hitmouse]

I just saw a picture of a cat rolling around in petals, I wouldn't mind seeing a few more things like that?

 

[Brixton Hatter]

Starmer in a bar, watching England in the Euros, and a bunch of Spurs fans turn up and start singing "first place, and you fcked it up, first place, and you fcked it up..."

 

[Wilf]

Starmer in a bar, watching England in the Euros, and a bunch of Spurs fans turn up and start singing "first place, and you fcked it up, first place, and you fcked it up..."

Starmer in a bar holding his pint the wrong way up.

 

[SE25]

Nuclear hellfire would be welcome

 

[dessiato]

Days of warm sun so I can live outside most of the time.

 

[imposs1904]

Celtic pumping Rangers in the cup final.

Scotland to win a game at the Euros.

My Darts team to beat the hipster/cop bar that operate out of Park Slope. (Have to beat the other hipster bar in the semi final first.)

Socialist Revolution.

*More chance of a socialist revolution than Scotland winning a game.

 

[Mation]

The Northern Lights. I missed them

 

[WouldBe]

Collapse of the Tory party.

 

[Elpenor]

Beans / cheese policies in manifestos

 

[eatmorecheese]

Mark Francois flips out and turns up.on the campaign trail wearing a bandana, crossed bandoliers and camo paint on his face looking for volunteers to sink small boats.

 

[eatmorecheese]

Liz Truss gains employment as a doorstop, thereby performing a legitimately useful function.

 

[Wilf]

Libdems discovered to be made entirely of algae.

 

[eatmorecheese]

Anything to do with Islingon North, Corbyn and a new candidate. The press will be all over it, plenty of chances for Sir Keef to blubber-bluster and expose his shallowness.

 

[eatmorecheese]

Braverman announces she is moving to the US permanently to shill and hustle. The UK rejoices.

 

[Idris2002]

On the third day he appeared among the people

 

[brogdale]

On the third day he appeared among the people

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I call pixels

 

[T & P]

Starmer, Rayner or any Labour heavy candidate having the balls to denounce the Rwanda policy as not just inadequate but as a nauseating, inhumane policy, and describe the Conservative government of the last few years and most of their highest profile Cabinet ministers as the abominable Trumpian ultra right wing scumbags they are.

 

[Cloo]

Farage somehow ending up with manure spilled over him repeatedly

 

[hitmouse]

Think this fits here:

 

[Spandex]

Think this fits here:
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According to the Public Accounts Committee there is a “real and rising risk” that the Palace of Westminster will be destroyed by a catastrophic event due to constant risk of fire.

17th July is the date to hope for, as that's due to be the State Opening and King's Speech, when all the MPs, Lords and King will be there.

 

[Pickman's model]

Libdems discovered to be made entirely of algae.

1988 paper in nature has already proven that

 

[Pickman's model]

According to the Public Accounts Committee there is a “real and rising risk” that the Palace of Westminster will be destroyed by a catastrophic event due to constant risk of fire.

17th July is the date to hope for, as that's due to be the State Opening and King's Speech, when all the MPs, Lords and King will be there.

Burn baby burn