Name me the metal band from the 80s with a dwarf singer?

[Orang Utan]

I'm trying to find their video on You Tube cos it's awesome

 

[Iam]

Dio

 

[El Jefe]

Dio

 

[Iam]

 

[purves grundy]

Oh how I embarrassed myself with my newly-made metal friends by calling them D10

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

Was he a dwarf?

 

[Orang Utan]

No, not them - I think their name began with an A

 

[Belushi]

Was he a dwarf?

Just very short. Great singer tho'

I suspect LTC may be thinging of the fella from Accept tho'

 

[AverageJoe]

I love this shot cos they made him stand at least one step up...

 

[Belushi]

No, not them - I think their name began with an A

Accept.

Fast as a Shark is one of my fave metal tracks

 

[Orang Utan]

That's the one!
I knew you'd get it!
ta!

 

[turing test]

Really Accepts singer was a dwarf?! Weird

Yeah Fast as a shark is awesome.

 

[Orang Utan]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ph8kGPXOoUw
Note the clever use of lines and perspective to fool us into thinking he is not a teeny tiny person

 

[turing test]

He doesn't look like a dwarf here either.

 

[Orang Utan]

They're all teeny tiny persons

 

[clandestino]

He's 3 foot 6, apparently.

 

[clandestino]

He's 3 foot 6, apparently.

Hang on, somewhere else has him at 169 cm, which is 5 ft 6, give or take.

 

[El Sueno]

I saw a band supporting Iron Maiden years ago called The Killer Dwarves. They were shite.

 

[AverageJoe]

I wont be able to sleep until I know!!!

Udo or Ronnie - which is smallest???

 

[Nanker Phelge]

HEAVY METAL DWARF

 

[TomPaine]

I saw Dio with the guys from Sabbath on the Heaven and Hell tour, and Dio in Southampton Civic hall \m/ for such a short guy, fuck can he belt it out!

TomPaine

 

[chico enrico]

Hang on, somewhere else has him at 169 cm, which is 5 ft 6, give or take.

that's not really a dwarf. there's loads of singers who are probably 5.6.

Richard Ashcroft must be about that height and you don't get folk saying he's a dwarf.

 

[DRINK?]

HEAVY METAL DWARF

would rather be him than the sex pest in the rainbow lycra

 

[chico enrico]

may i suggest that the singer of MINI KISS is quite irrefutably 'a dwarf'

 

[damnhippie]

Udo from Accept was a midget?? blimey. apparently he's a sex symbol in Germany.

yeah Dio is pretty short. he's like a tiny leather beanbag that's been vacuum packed.

 

[turing test]

The Wiki article on Udo Dirkschneider only describes him as short. I didn’t know that about Dio, sort of funny trivia innit.

 

[chico enrico]

Udo from Accept was a midget?? blimey. apparently he's a sex symbol in Germany.

yea, but germans are right into all that. haven't you ever seen any german scud videos? it's all big fat pregnant woman being fisted by dwarves wearing viking helmets and stuff. that's like what they have on page 3 of their tabloids.

rum bunch the germans.

 

[Nanker Phelge]

would rather be him than the sex pest in the rainbow lycra

Yeah, how fucked is that picture?

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

I'm trying to find their video on You Tube cos it's awesome

AC/DC

 

[starfish2000]

Theres loads of little people in Heavy Metal off the top of my head

Dio

Udo from Accept

Danny Spitz from Anthrax is tiny as is Scott Ian

I met Tracii Guns from LA Guns a few years ago and I'm twice his size, literally he was tiny, like a leprechaun in leather