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Zane Low

lol what else could it be, im stumped.

His smug self satisfied self-referential wankery. Hisoooohh guess who I met today, i'm sooooo interested in new music and pushing those boundaries mate..... The only thing he should push is a syringe full of anti-freeze into his veins.

Utter cunt of a man.
 
I don't actually really harbour any genuine dislike for the bloke, I just think he comes across as a smug tosser.

IMO, of course. It's not like I actually ever listen to him anyway.

Oh, and as for the representing new music schtick, yeah, right. New music that's been playlist approved...
 
His smug self satisfied self-referential wankery. Hisoooohh guess who I met today, i'm sooooo interested in new music and pushing those boundaries mate..... The only thing he should push is a syringe full of anti-freeze into his veins.

Utter cunt of a man.

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

I hate the way he always fucks up his music facts when he's gushing.

Him and that Edith Bowman can both burn!
 
He is the epitomy of twatty muso, so smugly self-satisfied that he is mr Cool and down with the new music, a self-regarding crawling cunt of a man.

He isn't really. I get the impression he likes any old shite. I suspect he even likes The Killers.
 
Like Whiley, he's a total sycophant and will 'big up' any shite band.

I used to think he was ok at first when he was at XFM.
Then I heard him doing his ultra enthused 'muso' "this is seriously important, folks" schtick about Ufucking2 & chronically arselicking Bono on some R1 'exclusive' a few years back.

Fuck off, you daft cunt.
 
One of the problems with Lowe is the fact he's so patronising. He is desperatley trying to make the loweset common denominator understand his passion for whatever band the BBC have programmed into his tiny brain. This has the effect of insulting anyone with an IQ above 12
 
I think his music taste is reasonable, but he just has verbal diarrhea on the radio and just talks inanely about bands 'new directions' etc etc.....and he evidently finds it extremely boring when he's not aloud to talk i.e. at Glasto when Jo Whiley was wittering on - his eyes glazed over.
 
So my mate's got on her FB status ''Just had breakfast with Zane Lowe'' so I comment ''what? with him with him?'' she wrote back:
as in im standing in my pj's, hungover and he walks up behind helen and i and asks if we went to the muse concert, we say we were at a wedding, he asks if the coffee is good, we say no... thats about it.. but in my mind it was a sit-down hour conversation over croissants and champagne..

Bless:)
 
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The real Wayne Gayle. I like him.
 
has a huge music collection and is clearly into a lot of interesting stuff.

shite and shite.

he will be into a lot of anaemic shitey indie music.

someone with a "huge music collection and is into a lot of interesting stuff" would have records by everyone from Larry Heard to Alvin Lucier, Cromagnon to Crass, Four Tops to the 4-Skins.

I doubt that is Mr 'Zane' Low (who incidentally is about 4ft tall)
 
shite and shite.

he will be into a lot of anaemic shitey indie music.

someone with a "huge music collection and is into a lot of interesting stuff" would have records by everyone from Larry Heard to Alvin Lucier, Cromagnon to Crass, Four Tops to the 4-Skins.

I doubt that is Mr 'Zane' Low (who incidentally is about 4ft tall)

kerb your vitriol:mad:

I really dont understand why he's so vilifed on here. granted I dont listen to radio 1 ever, least never in the time he's joined but i used to watch his mtv show Brand New and he seemed ok on that. Non offensive, like.

And he's like 6ft or something. Hang on, I'll write to my mate on fb and ask her
 
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