Yuck! Mayonnaise!!! :(

[PacificOcean]

Subway don't use mayo in their sandwiches.

 

[Badgers]

I like it but not regularly...

 

[PacificOcean]

The only downside to wonderful mayo is the shocking 770 calories per 100g.

A TEASPOON of mayo has 115 calories FFS

 

[twisted_angel]

The only downside to wonderful mayo is the shocking 770 calories per 100g.

A TEASPOON of mayo has 115 calories FFS

And its worth every calorie

 

[May Kasahara]

The only downside to wonderful mayo is the shocking 770 calories per 100g.

A TEASPOON of mayo has 115 calories FFS

Yeah, this is why I've had to stop buying it - being such a condimentalist, if there's mayo in the house I tend to slather it on with gay abandon, which inevitably leads to me being a fat bastard. So last time the jar ran out I just didn't buy any more, and I must say that it's been great finding different stuff to put on other stuff. In fact, when I had some mayo yesterday (was nicking Mr K's potato wedges) I found it a little bit wrong...

 

[PacificOcean]

Yeah, this is why I've had to stop buying it - being such a condimentalist, if there's mayo in the house I tend to slather it on with gay abandon, which inevitably leads to me being a fat bastard. So last time the jar ran out I just didn't buy any more, and I must say that it's been great finding different stuff to put on other stuff. In fact, when I had some mayo yesterday (was nicking Mr K's potato wedges) I found it a little bit wrong...

But mayo is much like smack. As try as you may to find something to replace it - everything always pails into insignificance to that creamy white utopia

 

[guinnessdrinker]

mayo and tomato ketchup mixed is fab on just about everything

yeurk

 

[guinnessdrinker]

Did we have to bring my ovaries into it?

The cheek of these people.

we don't want ovaries in mayonnaise, thanks very much....

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

Why on earth do people insist on dumping this slimy crap on every sandwich??!!

It's fucking horrible, unhealthy slop that doesn't deserve to be anywhere near my delicious tasty fresh baguette!

Anyone who actually enjoys the stuff is weird.

I love mayonnaise. I put it on everything. I'll even eat it straight out of the jar with a spoon.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

I even used to make my own mayonnaise. I make a mean mayonnaise.

 

[guinnessdrinker]

anyway, proper mayonnaise is what you want on cold chicken, not fucking salad cream. hmm and proper egg mayonnaise with chopped chives and black pepper.]

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

Mayonnaise = liquid sex.

 

[citygirl]

Why on earth do people insist on dumping this slimy crap on every sandwich??!!

It's fucking horrible, unhealthy slop that doesn't deserve to be anywhere near my delicious tasty fresh baguette!

Anyone who actually enjoys the stuff is weird.

Totally with ya there mate!

why ruin the taste of all that lovely salad and stuff with that gunk?

 

[guinnessdrinker]

Mayonnaise = liquid sex.

what kind of mayonnaise do you eat that is so thin as being practically liquid

 

[Callie]

perhaps hes talking in euphemisms

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

what kind of mayonnaise do you eat that is so thin as being practically liquid

Once it goes in your mouth and mixes with saliva, it gets pretty runny. It's liquid sex as it goes down your throat.

 

[citygirl]

Tastes just as vile *wishes there was a pukey smilie*

 

[Callie]

Once it goes in your mouth and mixes with saliva, it gets pretty runny. It's liquid sex as it goes down your throat.

deffo euphemisms

 

[JoePolitix]

I've never got the whole mayonnaise is bad for you thing.

Sure if you wack heaps of it on your burger and fries for breakfast its not gonna be good but the facts are that it has less saturated fat than olive oil and is packed with the "heart healthy" omega 3 and 6 fatty acids that everyones always raving about*. Its also got all the Vitimin E and D goodness of the egg yoke. In moderation its perfectly fine for you.

Also who can stand tinned tuna without the stuff?




*though admitted the ratio of omega 6 is too high

 

[Nixon]

I love it.Only the low fat stuff mind

 

[guinnessdrinker]

Once it goes in your mouth and mixes with saliva, it gets pretty runny. It's liquid sex as it goes down your throat.

weirdo

 

[Zinedine*]

Mayonnaise is the best thing EVER! I have it with almost every meal. Mashed potato and mayonaisse sanwiches are beautiful and oso is Mayonaisse on toastn topped with freshly ground pepper, when you are feeling posh.

 

[guinnessdrinker]

Once it goes in your mouth and mixes with saliva, it gets pretty runny. It's liquid sex as it goes down your throat.

you must be the only man on earth who has sex with mayonnaise. are you known to the social services?

 

[guinnessdrinker]

Mayonnaise is the best thing EVER! I have it with almost every meal. Mashed potato and mayonaisse sanwiches are beautiful and oso is Mayonaisse on toastn topped with freshly ground pepper, when you are feeling posh.

mayonnaise on toast

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

you must be the only man on earth who has sex with mayonnaise. are you known to the social services?

Why: am I abusing that mayonaisse?

Can you get in trouble if you abuse it before its 'best before' date?

 

[Xanadu]

Mayonnaise = liquid sex.

I'd rather drink my own cum.

 

[guinnessdrinker]

I'd rather drink my own cum.

old johnny probably gets confused in his advanced years.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

I'd rather drink my own cum.

Well, at least you have an unlimited free supply of that. Bon appetit!

 

[Disaster]

I think it's delicious, although I do remember the days before I liked it, where I threw a fit everytime I walked into a service station to find that there was mayo in every sandwich.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

I think it's delicious, although I do remember the days before I liked it, where I threw a fit everytime I walked into a service station to find that there was mayo in every sandwich.

Sounds like you were maybe 10 at the time.