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Yuck! Mayonnaise!!! :(

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Why on earth do people insist on dumping this slimy crap on every sandwich??!!

It's fucking horrible, unhealthy slop that doesn't deserve to be anywhere near my delicious tasty fresh baguette! :mad: :(

Anyone who actually enjoys the stuff is weird. :eek: :mad: :rolleyes:
 
I like mayonnaise :o Especially with chips. I don't use it when I make a sandwich though, but don't mind it being there on a shop bought one. I've never been able to make it :(
 
I love it, but in small doses. I have found that sandwich shops in the UK tend to use HEAPS and it does put you off, it's complete overkill. Not sure why there's so much more mayonnaising going on in the northern hemisphere - it's weird!

Plus it's frickin' terrible for you.
 
wrysmile said:
I love it, but in small doses. I have found that sandwich shops in the UK tend to use HEAPS and it does put you off, it's complete overkill.
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But if you have the mis-fortune to have to buy a ready made egg sarnie from a garage or somewhere there is never enough on it... imo :)
 
Those who don't like mayonnaise should at least try Simply Delicious organic mayo before giving it up completely. It is so much micer than all the others.
 
I LOVE mayonnaise. :cool:

Although I agree that too much in sandwiches is sickening...

Benedicta mayonnaise is sooooo nice, goes perfectly with cold chicken.

The only condiment I can have with chips is mayo.
 
Sainsbury's French mayo is far preferable to that paint stripper they call Hellmanns.

Homemade mayo is the best... but it always curdles when I try to do it :mad:
 
Home-made mayo is out of this world. Well worth risking a bout of salmonella.

There is nothing tastier than dipping proper french bread in home-made mayo :)
 
Skim said:
Homemade mayo is the best... but it always curdles when I try to do it :mad:
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It is the best, but if it keeps curdling it may be becausze you have the painters round? According to my great-aunt women can't make mayo when they are on the rag.

*shrugs*
 
Foul stuff. Try finding ready-made sarnies without it. If they haven't got it, they've invariably got lettuce or cucumber :mad:
 
I have never, in all my time on Urban, agreed with a post as much as I agree with the OP :cool:

Thankfully, if there's ever a burning need for a pre-made sarnie, Sainsbury's do a really nice Onion Bahji, mint yoghurt, salad and mango chutney one in their "Around the World" range.
 
The thing is, there are two kinds of mayonnaise; the kind with eggs and olive oil which is fantastic, and the kind with corn starch and guar gum which is like beagle-jizz.
 
subversplat said:
I have never, in all my time on Urban, agreed with a post as much as I agree with the OP :cool:

Thankfully, if there's ever a burning need for a pre-made sarnie, Sainsbury's do a really nice Onion Bahji, mint yoghurt, salad and mango chutney one in their "Around the World" range.
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sounds lovely apart from the salad :(
 
subversplat said:
Thankfully, if there's ever a burning need for a pre-made sarnie, Sainsbury's do a really nice Onion Bahji, mint yoghurt, salad and mango chutney one in their "Around the World" range.
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An onion bhaji sandwich?
 
Bunch of philistines the lot of you. I love Mayo, far too much in fact. I have to resist the temptation to slather it all over virtually everything I eat, otherwise my waistline suffers.
 
Got a mate who has a phobia of mayonnaise.

Wanted to put it under all his bed covers once. let all the girls he pulled know what a dirty man he is. :p :D
 
mr steev said:
An onion bhaji sandwich?
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Yeah it's great. The bhajis are all squashed in the bread like falaffels would be, and it's a nice poppy seed loaf too.

As far as ready made sandwiches go (which I admit isn't particularly far! :)) it's the best I've ever had.
 
ThunderCat said:
Got a mate who has a phobia of mayonnaise.

Wanted to put it under all his bed covers once. let all the girls he pulled know what a dirty man he is. :p :D
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My ex has since told me that when we were going through a rough patch she was considering writing "YOU'RE DUMPED" on my bedsheets with squirty mayonnaise :(

Sometimes all I have to to is look at the stuff and I'm retching.
 
subversplat said:
Yeah it's great. The bhajis are all squashed in the bread like falaffels would be, and it's a nice poppy seed loaf too.

As far as ready made sandwiches go (which I admit isn't particularly far! :)) it's the best I've ever had.
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Wow... sounds a bit odd, but I'd give it a go :)
 
Totally agree with you... mayo is horrible. cant buy a sandwich these days without finding that smelly shit smothered all over everything. Gross. Same goes for salad cream! Although Greggs the Baker has started doing sandwiches mayo free.

"Devil's jizz" You guys crack me up! :D


French dressing and vinegarette type stuff is most gorgeous in salads though. :)
 
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