"You're my victim" - really hopeless attempt at phishing

Discussion in 'computers, web and general tech' started by editor, Jul 12, 2018.

  1. editor

    editor Taffus Maximus

    Took a peek in my span folder and found this gem:

     
  2. Puddy_Tat

    Puddy_Tat meh

    has ziggy been searching for kitty pr0n when you are out?

    :p
     
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  3. Saul Goodman

    Saul Goodman It's all good, man

  4. kropotkin

    kropotkin libcom

    I just got one of those!
    "don't ask for proof or I'll definitely send it to 13 of your friends"
     
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  5. S☼I

    S☼I it's my room get out

    "Even for 9 months" :confused::D
     
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  6. 8ball

    8ball Most Ignoreable Poster 2016

    I actually typed something almost identical to this into an email and sent it to my Dad (his work account) about 10 years ago. His IT department were adamant that it was responsible for a whole heap of issues on their network.
     
  7. marty21

    marty21 One on one? You're crazy.

    The process of your onanism

    Pure durty talk :thumbs:
     
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  8. keybored

    keybored

    Inbox full of these.

    I should probably stop paying the ransoms, it seems to encourage them :(

     
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  9. Lazy Llama

    Lazy Llama Pretty much as you’d imagine

    Had emails which had almost identical text to each other with about 5 phrase changes in each, e.g.
    english language grammar -> language sentence structure -> english sentence structure
    toxified -> infected
    hand fucking -> soloing -> fapping

    Different amounts, different bitcoin accounts and different currencies, different senders (do lots of people have the first name "Gravel" or "Beard"?)
     
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  10. twentythreedom

    twentythreedom Seagulls are cunts

    You're all dodgy wankers, clearly
     
  11. BoxRoom

    BoxRoom Flip.

    My colleague got one of these the other day, bloody chancers.
     
  12. WouldBe

    WouldBe non smoking

    My dad has received 2 . He's 82 and doesn't even have a camera connected to his PC.
     
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  13. Mr Smin

    Mr Smin Registered Luser

    That just proves the technical sophistication of these people.
     
  14. Supine

    Supine Rough Like Badger

    They might have downloaded the camera app onto his PC
     
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  15. JimW

    JimW 支那暗杀团

    You're my wife now...
     
  16. alex_

    alex_ Well-Known Member

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  17. Voley

    Voley Knees Up Mother Earth

    ''Right now, I own all your contacts and videotape with you burp the worm''

    :D
     
  18. Jon-of-arc

    Jon-of-arc Fully self-actualised

    My new favourite masturbation euphemism.
     
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  19. Voley

    Voley Knees Up Mother Earth

    I think they've tried to translate their blackmail note using the Viz Profanisaurus.

    More of this sort of thing, please.
     
  20. Jon-of-arc

    Jon-of-arc Fully self-actualised

    unsurprisingly, none of the wallet addresses people have posted have ever had any bc in or out.
     
  21. WouldBe

    WouldBe non smoking

    If these e-mails all start with "Hi, victim" why haven't the isp's cottoned on and marked them all as spam? :eek:
     
  22. JuanTwoThree

    JuanTwoThree Unintended gear-stick action

    Let's say, hypothetically, that I am having a wank while writing this post. All that can be seen from my webcam is my face, unsurprisingly. It's hardly damning evidence of what I am (not really) up to.

    Sorry abbout the typof. Typinf wiht oen hanf
     
  23. NoXion

    NoXion Eat leaden death, demon...

    I seriously wonder how such people have any money left over by the time that the Nigerian scammers get to them.
     
  24. alex_

    alex_ Well-Known Member

    I understand you lost money in an internet scam, if you pay me 500 usd I can help get it back.

    Alex
     
  25. Puddy_Tat

    Puddy_Tat meh

    :hmm:

    I have had something similar this evening.

    Would normally delete without a thought, but it quoted a password at me, which is one I have used with the e-mail account it's been sent to - their e-mail started "I am aware [password] one of your passphrase."

    They are asking for 3,000 dollars in shitcoin or whatever the heck it's called. (I seem to be considered worth more than editor :p )

    Obviously it's bollocks, and they can fuck right off - quite apart from anything else I have never had a webcam attached to my computer, and I'm fairly sure the security software I have is OK.

    From my records (I do have a system for passwords and do write them down - albeit nothing like in full) the only thing I have used that exact password for was a 'get points towards something useless for recycling stuff' scheme (Recyclebank) that my local council used until about 6 years ago.

    Is there somewhere I should report this sort of shit?

    Should I contact the US company (who are still in business but no longer working with my local council)? Obviously UK data protection law doesn't cover them, and it's going to be damned hard to prove it was them.

    Or just delete the whole darn thing and forget about it?
     
  26. editor

    editor Taffus Maximus

    There's been loads of major password breaches by big companies that should know better, so that's where they've most likely picked it up. Just make sure you've changed the password (in fact, try and change it regularly) and you can ignore the shit head scammer.
     
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  27. Puddy_Tat

    Puddy_Tat meh

    I don't have anything to do with that company now, and I don't use that exact password for anything else (and will make an effort not to use that combination of e-mail address / password for anything else in case someone out there is trying it for other things)
     
  28. Shippou-Sensei

    Shippou-Sensei 4:1:2.5

    I have filmed the process of my оnanism. Send me money or I will rickroll you with that shit for years.
     
  29. Puddy_Tat

    Puddy_Tat meh

  30. keybored

    keybored

    A useful site:
    Have I Been Pwned: Check if your email has been compromised in a data breach
     
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