Your West Indian Cricketer's Name

[Belushi]

Lambeth Latimer

 

[trabuquera]

Shepherds Bush Shirley..

could be worse, I raise you: Paddington Mary.







Sounds more like a raddled old drag queen than a cricketer

 

[Belushi]

could be worse, I raise you: Paddington Mary.

I think I paid you for sex once

 

[1927]

Beckenham Geoffrey

 

[Jazzz]

I think Diamond should select an Urban75 'West Indian' XI

 

[Paulie Tandoori]

i wasn't born in london.

and my ma and pa didn't give me middle name.

 

[Madusa]

nah, i cant do it: it's my dad's actual name.

 

[Belushi]

i wasn't born in london.

and my ma and pa didn't give me middle name.

Okay, street name and mothers maiden name

 

[Paulie Tandoori]

trelawney prior.

i quite like that as it happens

 

[Belushi]

How come no one has got outraged about this thread yet?

 

[Madusa]

My dad is from the west indies and has a killer first name and middle and laugh along. Think a British county and a kind of brush. lmao. His name would have made an ace cricketer's name.

 

[Paulie Tandoori]

How come no one has got outraged about this thread yet?

i'm fucking furious tbh

 

[Belushi]

i'm fucking furious tbh

Chill Trelawney

 

[Paulie Tandoori]

20,000 Cornish men will know the reason why....

 

[Pip]

My dad is from the west indies and has a killer first name and middle and laugh along. Think a British county and a kind of brush. lmao. His name would have made an ace cricketer's name.

Bedford Wonderbrush Pro?

 

[paulhackett]

My dad is from the west indies and has a killer first name and middle and laugh along. Think a British county and a kind of brush. lmao. His name would have made an ace cricketer's name.

Kent Basil?

 

[Wilf]

Stockton Philip - 7th change medium quick in the 70s. Never seen again after a betting scandal.

 

[Madusa]

Kent Basil?

one out of two.

 

[DaRealSpoon]

Which bit is right?

Kent Vaileda Magic Mop...

Sussex Basil...

 

[ivebeenhigh]

Woolwich Bernard. dependable opener with a laid back style, also can bowl some useful offspin. fields at slip.

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

Hackney Nash



Sounds more like a rather trendy guardian-reader-appealing author though

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

How come no one has got outraged about this thread yet?

Because it's good humoured rather than offensive?

 

[the button]

Grovehill James

 

[lizzieloo]

Stowmarket Rootsey

Mr Loo's grandad's

 

[lizzieloo]

Barking Ainsley

My sister's

 

[ericjarvis]

I'm kind of wary about this. My "pornstar name" got used in an "erotic novel", so I'm a little worried about what might happen to my cricketer name.

Anyway.

Stretton Richard. Which isn't all that impressive.

My dad, however, would have been Northfield Bernard. Probably a left handed opening bat from Antigua, who had a tendency to run out his partners. My mum's is even better. Richmond Rose.

 

[killer b]

ashton vincent

sort of works, i guess...

 

[Santino]

Acton David. Solid No.5 who had to be prised from the crease. Handy off spinners too in a pinch.

 

[Madusa]

Which bit is right?

Kent Vaileda Magic Mop...

Sussex Basil...

not telling.

 

[Madusa]

I'm kind of wary about this. My "pornstar name" got used in an "erotic novel", so I'm a little worried about what might happen to my cricketer name.

Anyway.

Stretton Richard. Which isn't all that impressive.

My dad, however, would have been Northfield Bernard. Probably a left handed opening bat from Antigua, who had a tendency to run out his partners. My mum's is even better. Richmond Rose.

Stretton Dick would be your porny name then.