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Your teachers' catchprases

Art teacher, walks into afternoon class, fresh out of the pub at lunchtime...

Slings his old raincoat onto the coat stand, barks "-Still life! -Draw that!", then retires to the stationery cupboard to continue drinking scotch for the rest of the lesson...

:rolleyes::D
Dai Griffiths, by any chance? :hmm:
 
Dont volley from the baseline Melinda. (tennis)

If you've got the breath to chat, you arent going fast enough. (Doing the 800).
 
"foll-OW, not foll-ER"

music teacher coaching us for The Wizard of OZ at primary school, and being offended by our nasty accents.
 
"The Bri-TONS, and their par-li-a-ment". Miss Talbot, history, who always pronounced words how they're spelled.
 
Another geography teacher (i.e not the pervert) once handed back our unmarked end of year exam scripts and then went through the results. :D

He was stunned when he found out mass cheating ensued. His absolute faith in us was touching, he brought us sweets and thought we were his mates.

Thinking about it, its not entirely surprising that he didnt come back the following year.
Our cheating directly led to the pervert teacher raiding the girls bathrooms!
Did you go to school in Ealing?



:hmm:
 
Kindly sit up girls, festooning oneself on benches is common. (English)

I love that!

I had a great eccentricfrench teacher who used to have all kinds of fab idioms which escape me now. Except 'H little H', short for 'Hot little hand' - thus: Hold up your exercise book in your H little H, and Jenkins will collect it.

He was great.:cool:
 
'whats wrong with you boy you've got be KEEN boy'

PE teacher to anyone who was slacking.

'Get in that shower theres nothing wrong with your cock stop making excuses for not showering'

Same PE teacher
 
"Right now we are going to have a FOFO exrcise"

"Sir, What does FOFO stand for"

"Fuck off and find out"

it was college, not school btw.
 
"You will die"

"Pain, terrible searing, burning pain"

"You and your children will suffer for a hundred generations"

And much more along similar lines.
 
in the same vein: "you can't shower in your undies mate, get 'em off"

aussie pe teacher.

Off topic.

I used to fucking hate the 'tunnel' type showers we had at school. A concrete tiled tunnel lined with showerheads with a drying off area on one side of the concrete wall.

An ideal venue for impromptu beatings and minor sexual assaults. :(
 
"Right now we are going to have a FOFO exrcise"

"Sir, What does FOFO stand for"

"Fuck off and find out"

it was college, not school btw.

fofo is standard academic slang

now with the power of the internet you don't even have to fuck off just go look it up on the net
 
Latin teacher, having chalked something up on the blackboard: 'and now, class, I'm going to do what a window-cleaner should never do-' [pause to look over shoulder with impish smile and wink] '-stand back and admire my work'.

every
single
time.
 
French Teacher (who was French) "You do not turn an English word into a French one by adding some accents! The French word for vegetables is Légumes not végétables..."

Geography Teacher: "2B - you are officially the worst behaved class in the school! I hope you're pleased with yourselves."
 
'let me in, let me in...' bash bash bash... french teacher after someone locked him out of the classroom one april fools day:D

actually,

'come on, own up, which one of you did that? If you don't own up then the whole class is in for detention'

was more like his catchphrase coz pretty much every lesson he'd have a'kick me' sticker stuck to his back, or someone would have glued the register to the desk, or the entire class would have agreed that nobody was going to speak when he asked us to 'repeat after me...' etc. etc.

we were quite merciless tbh when I think about it:hmm:
 
'let me in, let me in...' bash bash bash... french teacher after someone locked him out of the classroom one april fools day:D

actually,

'come on, own up, which one of you did that? If you don't own up then the whole class is in for detention'

was more like his catchphrase coz pretty much every lesson he'd have a'kick me' sticker stuck to his back, or someone would have glued the register to the desk, or the entire class would have agreed that nobody was going to speak when he asked us to 'repeat after me...' etc. etc.

we were quite merciless tbh when I think about it:hmm:

we had a French teacher that got treated like that too. He had a nervous breakdown and we all felt really shit :(
 
Latin teacher, having chalked something up on the blackboard: 'and now, class, I'm going to do what a window-cleaner should never do-' [pause to look over shoulder with impish smile and wink] '-stand back and admire my work'.

every
single
time.

Please tell me they also did "Caesar adsum iam forte".
 
Our chemistry teacher's stock line was "You filthy Ay-rab!"

Even then that seemed a bit out of order, like.
 
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