Your song in hell

[fucthest8]

That fucking umbe-rella song, you know the one. Makes me want to tear my own head off.

Hate it even more than Lennon

 

[chooch]

One good thing- I can visualise Phil Collins bent over a diabolic table, Old Nick wielding a red hot poker.

Unfortunately, Collins being there with you would also mean Collins being there with you.

 

[Flashman]

I still haven't heard that Umbrella one. I'm really good at not hearing really popular lengthy #1s for some reason, it was the same with Crazy (though I have heard it a few times now).

 

[N_igma]

Anything by coldplay.

 

[May Kasahara]

Brilliant suggestions so far. One song would be insufficient clearly, it would have to be a tapeloop of indescribable despair. Sussudio would definitely be on it - may even have to be the opening song - but I'd also have to include:

• I Just Called to Say I Love You
• Dancing on the Ceiling
• Achy Breaky Heart
• My Heart Will Go On

I'll have to stop there. My heart can't go on.

Another suggestion from past experience of working somewhere which seemed to be in possession of the abovementioned tapeloop of infinite despair: R Kelly's crapulous epic, I Believe I Can Fly. You don't know what boredom is until you've whiled away a 12 hour shift doing nothing with the same (shit) mixtape blaring away in the background.

 

[sojourner]

One good thing- I can visualise Phil Collins bent over a diabolic table, Old Nick wielding a red hot poker.

"Now then Phillip, I call my little friend here a Sussuidio- you have 20 seconds to explain what a "Sussuidio" means to you, in words of one syllable, or my little Sussuidio is going to make you feel all warm inside. FOR EVER. mwah ha hah."

I think that's the most sensible thing I've ever seen you post

 

[Calva dosser]

I think that's the most sensible thing I've ever seen you post

Sorry mate, I'm pulling your plonker.

I don't really believe in hell

 

[sojourner]

Sorry mate, I'm pulling your plonker.

I don't really believe in hell

Dunt matter, you can't take it back now, I've QUOTED you mwahahahaa

 

[geminisnake]

For me I think it'd be a cheesy shite song that gets played at weddings Agadoo, that music man one, the birdy song etc, oh and anything by the wets

 

[rekil]

Shiny Happy People/Don't Worry Be Happy.

 

[ViolentPanda]

Three Times a Lady - Lionel Richie

That'd send me doolally pdq.

 

[Hi-ASL]

Virtually any Ritchie effort has me grinding my teeth til it hurts. The mans got a lot to answer for.

 

[rekil]

Virtually any Ritchie effort has me grinding my teeth til it hurts. The mans got a lot to answer for.

Iraq is hell.

Grown Iraqi men get misty-eyed by the mere mention of his name. "I love Lionel Richie," they say. Iraqis who do not understand a word of English can sing an entire Lionel Richie song.

Richie says he was told Iraqis were playing "All Night Long," on the streets the night U.S. tanks rolled into the country in 2003.

Richie was no supporter of the war, but he says he could see a day when he would come and perform in Baghdad. I would love to be here for that. I have reported many stories here in Iraq, many of them sad, some inspiring, but none of them quite like this.

 

[skyscraper101]

In Da Club - 50 Cent

 

[ouchmonkey]

Oh my. And you'll spend the rest of time wondering what the fuck Sussudio means.

In case you thought your opinion of Collins was a bit too high; Sussudio, as well as being a shameless Prince pastiche, is also IIRC a joke at the expense of an asian studio technician's inability to pronounce the word studio.

no really.


have to be Hotel California for me

 

[smmudge]

Last Christmas.

As if we needed more reason to dread christmas time!

 

[Gromit]

Thhhhheeeeeeeeeee hills are alllive with the sound of muuuuuuuuuuuusic.

Shit could that really happen?

I'm joining a religion today. Catholic is the one that lets you repent and go to heaven anyways yes? I'd better be quick just in case.

 

[LDR]

If You Don't Know Me By Now - Simply Red

 

[Hi-ASL]

In case you thought your opinion of Collins was a bit too high; Sussudio, as well as being a shameless Prince pastiche, is also IIRC a joke at the expense of an asian studio technician's inability to pronounce the word studio.

The bald trillionaire cunt goes up and up in my estimation.

have to be Hotel California for me

I may actually collect all my favourites here together and make them into a CD. I know not for what purpose yet, I'm just feeling a strange compulsion. Must... resist..