I'm just watching a tv series called 'The Tudors'.
It's about the Tudors.
So far, I've seen Anne Boleyn jerk off Henry VIII in gratitude for him giving her the jewels of the queens of england.
I also saw some Duke, Suffolk maybe, strip the clothes off of one of Catherine of Aragon's ladies in waiting outside in a nice oak forest, and fondle her alabaster boobs.
Henry schtupped Anne while on a vacation to France. And some guy dreamed about boinking Anne, back before Henry was in the picture.
I can't imagine what's going to happen when I get around to episode 2...