Your favourite dogs - Battle of the Dogs

[sojourner]

Which dogs do you think are the most handsome? English bull terriers

Which are full of character etc? English bull terriers and Dachsunds

Which are the best natured dogs? Labradors

Which should be drowned like rats Chihuahuas, Yorkshire Terriers, Westies, Scotties, Collies of any shape or size, yerch

Which should not be entitled to be called dogs? Chihuahuas, Yorkshire

Which is the one breed of dog you'd never want to get in an argument with? English bull terriers

Can you see a pattern? I love English bulls sooooooo much. My beloved Stanley was a monster of a dog, huuuuuuge and with testicles bigger than most male appendages that I've seen, (funnily enough, blokes were always impressed by the size of my dogs bollocks), but he was a leetle bit temperamental, which led to him being taken to the doggy psychologist, which did the trick. Didn't stop him eating one half of each pair of shoes/slippers that I had though.

He was sadly dognapped however, by the ex who decided to 'take him for a walk' one day and never brought him back Still, at least I have the kitty cats now

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Which dogs do you think are the most handsome? English bull terriers

Which are full of character etc? English bull terriers and Dachsunds

Which are the best natured dogs? Labradors

Which should be drowned like rats Chihuahuas, Yorkshire Terriers, Westies, Scotties, Collies of any shape or size, yerch

Which should not be entitled to be called dogs? Chihuahuas, Yorkshire

Which is the one breed of dog you'd never want to get in an argument with? English bull terriers

Can you see a pattern? I love English bulls sooooooo much. My beloved Stanley was a monster of a dog, huuuuuuge and with testicles bigger than most male appendages that I've seen, (funnily enough, blokes were always impressed by the size of my dogs bollocks), but he was a leetle bit temperamental, which led to him being taken to the doggy psychologist, which did the trick. Didn't stop him eating one half of each pair of shoes/slippers that I had though.

He was sadly dognapped however, by the ex who decided to 'take him for a walk' one day and never brought him back Still, at least I have the kitty cats now

I see we're in agreement when it comes to Yorkies and Chihuahuas.

I should have added "what are the ugliest dogs?" but now I'm glad I didn't. Wouldn't want to offend you

 

[sojourner]

I see we're in agreement when it comes to Yorkies and Chihuahuas.

I should have added "what are the ugliest dogs?" but now I'm glad I didn't. Wouldn't want to offend you

Yes indeed - I absolutely loathe Yorkies and Chihuahuas - whenever I see them I have to fight an immense urge to stamp on them. Sorry to all lovers of those types of dogs, but ffs man, if you want something that small and fluffy why not just buy a fucking pipecleaner and call it Fido?

Nah, it wouldn't offend me - English Bulls have that strange quality of being ugly/gorgeous. Their ugliness is so profound that I cannot help but love it, and in so doing, they become handsome I turn into a big lolloping gushing idiot whenever I see one, and just have to have a cuddle and chat to the owner They also come under the banner of 'what is the most stupid/clumsy dog' Awwww

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Yes indeed - I absolutely loathe Yorkies and Chihuahuas - whenever I see them I have to fight an immense urge to stamp on them.

*cough cough* Same as

Nah, it wouldn't offend me - English Bulls have that strange quality of being ugly/gorgeous. Their ugliness is so profound that I cannot help but love it, and in so doing, they become handsome I turn into a big lolloping gushing idiot whenever I see one, and just have to have a cuddle and chat to the owner . They also come under the banner of 'what is the most stupid/clumsy dog'

I used to feel that way about my sister's bulldog. Now I'm in love with him He's stupid as well

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Yes indeed - I absolutely loathe Yorkies and Chihuahuas - whenever I see them I have to fight an immense urge to stamp on them. Sorry to all lovers of those types of dogs, but ffs man, if you want something that small and fluffy why not just buy a fucking pipecleaner and call it Fido?

I think Yorkies would make good mops though

 

[sojourner]

I think Yorkies would make good mops though

Nah, they're not even big enough for that! Utterly useless beings (I'd say animals, but I don't think they even come under that banner)

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Nah, they're not even big enough for that! Utterly useless beings (I'd say animals, but I don't think they even come under that banner)

probably. Loo brushes?

 

[sojourner]

probably. Loo brushes?

Toothpicks are closer, or dental floss. Actually, scrub that, I wouldn't be able to put the little fuckers near my mouth without wanting to bite their heads off

 

[Idaho]

Which dogs do you think are the most handsome? German Shepards.

Which are full of character etc? Probably German Shepards again

Which are the best natured dogs? Mongrels

Which should be drowned like rats Any of the fighting breeds.

Which should not be entitled to be called dogs? Toy dogs

Which is the one breed of dog you'd never want to get in an argument with? See 'drowned like rats'

 

[Bomber]

What are your favourite breeds of dogs? Westies

Which dogs do you think are the most handsome? Alsatian

Which are full of character etc? Terriers

Which are the best natured dogs? Labrador

Which should be drowned like rats (ok, I 'm joking here ~ I'm not! )? Poodles

Which should not be entitled to be called dogs? Staffies, bunch of Psychos!

Which is the one breed of dog you'd never want to get in an argument with? My great aunties Yorkie, Jimmy! He'll have yer leg off!!

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Toothpicks are closer, or dental floss. Actually, scrub that, I wouldn't be able to put the little fuckers near my mouth without wanting to bite their heads off

True, those small dogs normally have the worst breath, and then they go licking their hair and...

nah, definitely not dental floss

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Which dogs do you think are the most handsome? Alsatian

I'm pleased to see Alsatians doing so well

 

[fear-n-loathing]

springer spannels everytime, completely crackers but incredibly loyal and trustworthy.... love em to bits

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

springer spannels everytime, completely crackers but incredibly loyal and trustworthy.... love em to bits

soppy looking things

 

[sojourner]

springer spannels everytime, completely crackers but incredibly loyal and trustworthy.... love em to bits

Worst. Dogbreath. Ever.

Why?? Smells like they've been eating shit since birth

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Worst. Dogbreath. Ever.

Why?? Smells like they've been eating shit since birth

oh dear, I can see that comment not going down well

 

[marty21]

Which dogs do you think are the most handsome? irish red setters

Which are full of character etc? labs (depending on mix)

Which are the best natured dogs? Labs and Bulldogs

Which should be drowned like rats (ok, I 'm joking here)? Chihuahuas and Yorkshire Terriers plus any small dog (apart from Jack Russels)

Which should not be entitled to be called dogs? Chihuahuas, Yorkshire Terriers and others resembling overgrown rats, again the jack russell factor here

Which is the one breed of dog you'd never want to get in an argument with? pitbulls

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Which dogs do you think are the most handsome? irish red setters

Which are full of character etc? labs (depending on mix)

Which are the best natured dogs? Labs and Bulldogs

Which should be drowned like rats (ok, I 'm joking here)? Chihuahuas and Yorkshire Terriers plus any small dog (apart from Jack Russels)

Which should not be entitled to be called dogs? Chihuahuas, Yorkshire Terriers and others resembling overgrown rats, again the jack russell factor here

Which is the one breed of dog you'd never want to get in an argument with? pitbulls

Great minds! Brilliant taste you have Marty

 

[Rohen]

My doggie is the best

Shes beautiful

 

[dlx1]

^ what her name

(dobeman)

I was like the name DeanO (flintstones)

 

[Stobart Stopper]

 

[longdog]

Which dogs do you think are the most handsome? Greyhounds, lurchers, borzois, afgans, deerhounds, wolfhounds

Which are full of character etc? Standard poodles

Which are the best natured dogs? Greyhounds

Which should be drowned like rats Toy breeds and small terriers

Which should not be entitled to be called dogs? Toy breeds

Which is the one breed of dog you'd never want to get in an argument with? Bull terriers, mastiffs, Rhodesian ridgebacks

 

[Stobart Stopper]

I love these as well:

 

[Miscellaneous]

Rhodesian ridgebacks are the best dogs in the world imo.

My dog is the best tempered dog, and is full of character. think's he is a large cat/gerbil at times though.

I dont like any dogs which are smaller 60cms or so.

 

[twistedAM]

What are your favourite breeds of dogs? Lakeland, Cairn, English Springers

Which dogs do you think are the most handsome? Lakelands with ginger ears

Which are full of character etc? Cairns

Which are the best natured dogs? English Springers

Which should be drowned like rats (ok, I 'm joking here)? Miniature Poodles

Which should not be entitled to be called dogs? Chocolate Labradors (so inbred they're a different species)

Which is the one breed of dog you'd never want to get in an argument with? anything German with a black coat on a hot summers day

 

[lizzieloo]

this is the best dog ever FACT

Your dog is beautiful

 

[Swearing Nonna]

Favourite breed = Staffs

Most handsome = Schnauzers

Which are full of character etc - at risk of repetition. . .Staffs

Which are the best natured dogs - lol staffs again

Which should be drowned like rats (ok, I 'm joking here)? Chihuahuas and Yorkshire Terriers - add to that Jack Russels

Which should not be entitled to be called dogs? Chihuahuas, Yorkshire Terriers and others resembling overgrown rats - Agreed!

Which is the one breed of dog you'd never want to get in an argument with = Mastiff

 

[moose]

1-4: Lakeland Terrier (campervan sized...one day!)
5 & 6: Anything with ribbons in its hair
7: Akita

 

[bluestreak]

I love these as well:

you're so fucking essex you piss malibu.

 

[Callie]

What are your favourite breeds of dogs? Staffies Theyre so smiley and happy and lovely. Nice size for a dog imo.

Which dogs do you think are the most handsome? Not sure about this, lots of dogs look nice. I have to say I find beagles really cute. I reserve the right to change my answer though!

Which are full of character etc? Staffies

Which are the best natured dogs? Staffies

Which should be drowned like rats (ok, I 'm joking here)? Yorkshire Terriers, west highland terriers I dont actually mind chihuahuas!

Which should not be entitled to be called dogs? cant think of any

Which is the one breed of dog you'd never want to get in an argument with? Dobermans They scare the shit out of me nearly got bitten by one when I was little (cos I wandered up and tried to stroke it without asking) since then I always get a bit nervous around them and Im sure they sense it. I think I need to meet a nice one - Can I come round for tea rohen?