Just can't decide between my favourite breakfast contenders...
a) a physically delicious partner (no getting out of bed required, even)
b) a full-on fry-up (egg, bacon, sausage, tomato, black pudding, hash browns/bubble&squeak ... no beans thx)
c) French toast (eggy bread if you prefer) with syrup (no bacon thx - what you think I am, an american?)
d) nice cup of tea and a spliff (the Dutch breakfast model)
e) huevos divorciados (divorced eggs) - utterly delicious Mexican breakfast with 2 fried eggs, one in a pool of tomatoey sauce and the other in a pool of green chili sauce, each one perched on a tortilla, with refried beans, white cheese, sour cream etc etc etc
f) cafe au lait and pain chocolat
mmm...must...eat...more...breakfast. If I had £loads or won the lottery I would employ a breakfast chef ... not for any other meal (like cooking too much) but somehow insomnia+laziness=no bloody breakfast.
My usual substitute: bit of chewing gum and a menthol ciggie while sprinting to brixton tube...

not really the best of breakfasts...