Jean-Claude Van Damme.
Laughably bad "actor", same silly accent in every film, king of the gratuitous slow-mo kicking/punching/running/jumping, sort of a latter day circus freak - great for mindless, violent, escapist telly.

It's got to be Michael Ironside. He's wonderfully awful. A complete ham and fantastic with it.
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It's got to be Michael Ironside. He's wonderfully awful. A complete ham and fantastic with it.
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Another vote for Ironside here.
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. Don't know if that was deliberate nod by Voerhoven but I like to think it is.He first came to my attention as Daniel revok.
Strange movie synchrionicity: In his role as Cohegans lieutenant in Total Recall he not only had the better death (arms chopped at the elbow by a lift) but the arm loss was echoed by him having a prosthetic arm in Starship Troopers. Don't know if that was deliberate nod by Voerhoven but I like to think it is.




danny dyer
i have a strange fascination with him and his oeuvre

OOO, yeah, alongside Nathan Fillion
All he'd have to do is reprise his role as Caleb from Buffy...
Hmmm..Tulip...I reckon you'd have to blonde up a brunette...

He first came to my attention as Daniel revok.
Strange movie synchrionicity: In his role as Cohegans lieutenant in Total Recall he not only had the better death (arms chopped at the elbow by a lift) but the arm loss was echoed by him having a prosthetic arm in Starship Troopers. Don't know if that was deliberate nod by Voerhoven but I like to think it is.
Van Damme is undeniably awful, but so much so that he's amusing to watch. Amateur dramatics level acting combined with absurdly over the top, muscle bound "beat 'em up" action. Hence the vote for favourite bad actor. Arnie is hardly a RSC veteran either, but he's managed to play a few roles reasonably well - granted they're usually the ones where doesn't actually say much, but could you have taken Van Damme seriously playing Arnie's role in the first Terminator film? ok, the later Terminator films weren't up to much, but as a monosyllabic homicidal cyborg in the first film, Arnie did a moderately respectable job...JCVD is shit. Arnie is infinitely better

