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From Treviso airport travel north to a small village called Asolo... Stop there and travel south for 5 miles to the Brion family tomb, a beautiful modernist gem by Carlo Scarpa. To understand the direction of my dream home you have to start here, where my ideas were formed.

Travel east a little and slightly north, into the foothills of the dolomites... Leave the car and walk the rest of the way, take in the beautiful scenery and relax. After a while you will come to a long avenue of sycamore trees that starts between two hills, there's no gate or wall, just a fine gravel path running down the middle. At the end you have a choice; the way here is open, a small stream runs down from the mountains just ahead of you, but for the moment you ignore this and turn left to the vineyards and orchard, walking along you notice you are following a path cut in the lawn - on either side the grass is long and filled with wild flowers. The vineyard flows away on one side and on the other side wrinkled old olive trees watch over a group of apple trees whose blossom competes with the nearby cherries.

You come back towards the path and carry on over the other side to the water garden, the stream you saw earlier runs down here, it's quick pace temporarily tamed as it passes along a long concrete channel lined with brass. Small channels lead off into shallow pools and over exquisite waterfalls before coming back together and allowing the stream to run off into the distance. There are places to sit out here too, quiet little pavilions and sheltered alcoves. But the day is drawing on and the nights out here can be cold.

You walk back to the path but head on up it this time, following the stream. You're going gently up hill and there are more cherry trees, they quickly open out though and you are walking up a slope covered in the crocuses whose stems help keep the house running. As you crest the hill the stream runs away to your left, continuing to the mountain spring that is its birthplace. In front of you is the house, a low slung slate roofed timber building that undulates around a series of small gardens; each aimed at one of the senses.

You walk through them to reach the main house; the first - touch - takes you through a dark concrete tunnel covered in moss... You take your shoes off before you enter so that you can feel the changing textures beneath your feat; sand, moss, water... You are blind in here (there are twists, turns that block out the sun) but you can here rushing noise ahead of you and you head for it. You emerge again and in front of you is a water garden filled with fountains that roar away, birds are ever present too and the wind whistles through specially designed channels in the walls. The next garden is filled with herbs, spices and fruit. On again and we reach a place filled with more herbs, but these are fragrant, honeysuckle, roses and elderflower catch the nose as well. The last garden is a bizarre mix of optical illusion and serene aesthetics... The door is a walnut panel with a brass frame and concrete lintel. You reach for then handle and turn it, but it simply slides into th wall. to your left weights and pulleys do there job.

Inside is a different world - the sense of home is there immediately. The floors are oak and already warm as the evening cools (5mm constructional veneer on ply over an underfloor heating system to be precise), the walls are white but lit with warm lights. The hall is wide and open and not exactly long - this part of the house is about open spaces and the kitchen/dining room cuts straight across it. All the furnishings are bespoke and modern (and too hard to describe, my imagination is running low :p), the kitchen units are deep red in contrast to the light floors and walls, topped with slate and reminiscent of my childhood memories. A vast aga completes the scene and the memories of England.

The library and sitting room is the next stop; it is huge - the oak panel ceiling is some seven meters up and is supported by giant oak ribs that curve down as part of the walls (also oak). A massive fireplace set in stone has two Irish wolfhounds lounging by it and vast walnut and leather armchair in which I sit with a glass of finest single malt and a good book.

That's about it - there are bedrooms, other rooms to sit in and work in as well as a studio, workshop (I'm a cabinet maker) and darkroom but I'm out of energy and need to pass out on my silk-covered bed.

Ahhh dreams.
 
I'd love one of those lovely mews places you see in SW1,one with its own courtyard,in a nice quiet side street,since they cost about a squillion quid I dont think I'll be viewing any soon with the intention of buying:(
 
Too little time to write it all down here, but to start with....
there would be at least enough floor space to lay out 2m of 60" wide fabric and crawl aorund it without shifting furniture, a large Capablility Brown style garden (which would take care of itself), an underground chamber with grass over the top, a warm hydrotherapy pool (treated with hydrogen peroxide or ozone but not with chlorine), a photography studio, a darkroom, a good sized kitchen, a slide to get downstairs in a hurry, a non-slip ramp to get upstairs, as well as a lift, quite high ceilings with openable windows (to let more air in & out), a really stylish disabled accessible wetroom, and a bath to wallow in, outside shutters on all windows, somewhere to safely put a mattress on in hot weather, a skating rink, or at last a path suitable for skating, good neighbours, it'd be quiet but near really good infrastructure, loads of storage.

I like the idea of an entire wall of bookshelves, with a ladder on rails you can ride along to find what you want.
 
My dream home will be when I say fuck everything, and get this.

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i don't think about it.

i'm never going to able to afford a house.

i'm never going to be able to get one via the council or HA route.

i've never managed to stay in one place for more than 13 months since i was 18. fuck ideal housing, secure housing would be my dream. doubt it'll ever happen though :(
 
bluestreak said:
i don't think about it.

i'm never going to able to afford a house.

i'm never going to be able to get one via the council or HA route.

i've never managed to stay in one place for more than 13 months since i was 18. fuck ideal housing, secure housing would be my dream. doubt it'll ever happen though :(

Defeatist attitude. Come on there could be a massive crash and then you'll be sorted.
 
Marius said:
Defeatist attitude. Come on there could be a massive crash and then you'll be sorted.
Yeah! I saw a thread title about house prices halving but I couldn't be bothered to read it because I'm ignorant and lazy. There might be something in it!
 
Marius said:
Defeatist attitude. Come on there could be a massive crash and then you'll be sorted.

Yeah, you're right. Sorry, it's monday morning, I'm always defeatist on monday morning.

I can't wait for the crash. I got nothing to lose and work in the sort of sector that only gets busier when everyone else is fucked. :cool: Just as 'they' profit from my labour now, I'll profit from their poor economic understanding later!
 
One of the lovely big Victorian houses on the Avenues in Hull. :)

I've not given any thought to what it'd look like inside, except that I'd do one room out as a comfortable, old-fashioned library-cum-study, with dark-wood bookcases lining the walls and comfy sofas, but also a fairly serious computer.

:cool:
 
Roadkill said:
One of the lovely big Victorian houses on the Avenues in Hull. :)

I've not given any thought to what it'd look like inside, except that I'd do one room out as a comfortable, old-fashioned library-cum-study, with dark-wood bookcases lining the walls and comfy sofas, but also a fairly serious computer.

:cool:

I know someone what lives in one of those & they are HUUGE inside!
 
scifisam said:
Ha! I used to be similar. I did play the characters too, but was only truly interested in the house design (and was frustrated by only being allowed two-storey houses).

The new Sims lets you build up to five stories.

Which opens up a whole new world of huge mansions and suspended floors and fourth story swimming pools and such like. Small addition, big difference.:cool:
 
Superape said:
I know someone what lives in one of those & they are HUUGE inside!

I lived in a flat in a very similar house - although not in the Avenues. Even that was impressively big, despite only being a quarter of the original house. Tbh, if one of the other houses in that terrace came up for sale when I was looking to buy I'd snap it up without thinking twice. It's not as nice an area as the Avenues, but I lived there for six years and loved it. Everything I wanted was within half a mile, and the city centre was a quick and easy bus ride away. :cool:

I've been lucky enough to live in Victorian houses, or flats in them, for most of my life, and I love them. They're lovely and spacious, with nice high ceilings, and the decor (in terms of skirting boards and ceiling roses and the like) is nice. Besides, much as the Victorians built a lot of crap housing, that which has survived has usually done so for a reason: it was well built in the first place.

:cool:
 
Roadkill said:
a comfortable, old-fashioned library-cum-study, with dark-wood bookcases lining the walls and comfy sofas, but also a fairly serious computer.

You do realise a cravat and smoking jacket would be obligatory :D :cool:
Suits you sir, suits you.
 
I'd like a house where a massacre happened. A big old gothic revival or colonial house. One where you could have guests over for dinner and they'd talk about it all evening in morbid fascination.
 
We've got a 3m castle cut out pinned to our noticeboard. :o I looked it up again recently and it costs over 5m now. ho hum. we could have a guest tower and a gaming tower and archery. *goes to see if still on the internet*. We'd need a helicopter or teleportation for access to civilisation though.

In reality I just want something bigger. bit more space in the spare room so as to fit more bookcases. A decent kitchen. A bathroom big enough to have a bigger bath and a shower that isn't in the bath. Somewhere less damp. a bedroom big enough for bed, clothes and a dressing table.
 
editor said:
My dream house would be an ornate Gothic railway station - complete with all original fittings outside - but inside be a high tech dream, with the latest kitchen gadgets, enormous plasma screen and sound proof music room.

I'd have a lovely big garden - overgrown in places - and maybe the old signal box as my shed.

Oh, and it would be in a quiet, safe location, yet somehow only a short walk from central Brixton.

Well, I can dream... :D

Sounds like my house if you discount the railway station bit, the hi tech inside, the sound proofing in the music room, scale down the garden a bit, have a regular 'shed' as the shed and you consider Croydon a safe place that is within walking distance to Brixton.
 
My ideal home would be somewhere where the sun shines every day of the year, it only rains at night, it snows 4 feet in February which magically disappears rather than turns to slush and has one day of fog so dense you can't see your hand in front of your face.
 
Hhmmm, hard to say. I think a leafy place in Hampstead by the heath might be my dream sort of place.

Big old-skool kitchen with modern touches, Belfast sink.

One dream of mine is to one day have a bathroom with a free-standing bath. And a separate shower with one of those big, rain-style shower heads in the ceiling.
 
Enid Laundromat said:
Gasp, that's big AND by the river! Bit dark though.

I reckon that the North Tower Lounge in Tower Bridge could be considered by many to be the most exclusive address in the city if it was offered for sale or rent.

It has to be the most expensive 'price per square metre'
 
Badgers said:
I reckon that the North Tower Lounge in Tower Bridge could be considered by many to be the most exclusive address in the city if it was offered for sale or rent.

It has to be the most expensive 'price per square metre'
This has got me thinking - if you were a multi billionaire do you think you could buy pretty much anywhere if you threw enough cash at it?
How many of you would sell your house if some rich bloke knocked on the door and offered you double its value or whatever?
 
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