Your Colleagues: Get it All Off Your Chest

[Badgers]

One bloke = prick

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Aaaarrrghhh!

How can I explain to my always-right-and-today-openly-beligerant workmate that spam emails do not just occur because someone has visited a "dodgy" or "disgusting" website.

And we you please stop saying "dodgy" and "disgusting" in such a sneering, holier than thou way you fucking stupid, ignorant, selfish, bitter woman

 

[mrsfran]

I know you like me, and I like you. I know you have social skills issues. I know that when you are gruff it doesn't mean you're being a cunt, just that you don't know how to be warm. But srsly, don't say things like you did at the Xmas party - it doesn't do you any favours. And don't try to come across as someone who can lecture us all on how to do our jobs better, when the very things you are lecturing on are the things you fall down on repeatedly.

Now you must tell us what he said at the Christmas party.

 

[becki1701]

B - Cheer the frig up!! If I have to listen to the whinging one more sec I is gonna kill you

L, W and G, love you guys, can't wait for lunch in Lille

 

[Cloo]

Typical - it's only after I go on maternity leave that annoying colleague P hands in her notice (I was worried there was no reason for her ever to go)!

 

[Donna Ferentes]

There's nothing I'll say about my work colleague here that I won't say to his face...

 

[astral]

Aaaarrrghhh!

How can I explain to my always-right-and-today-openly-beligerant workmate that spam emails do not just occur because someone has visited a "dodgy" or "disgusting" website.

And we you please stop saying "dodgy" and "disgusting" in such a sneering, holier than thou way you fucking stupid, ignorant, selfish, bitter woman

sign her up to some beastiality porn sites.

 

[jæd]

Dear M,

Writing a nice little application that sends broken emails isn't in the spec. It may look fine on your email client but not everyone uses the same email client, and relying on broken behaviour won't work very well.

Oh, and there these things called RFC's and standards, etc. Maybe you might want to pay attention to them. Or even read them...

J

 

[equationgirl]

P - if I say I can't do something, that means I literally CANNOT do something, not that I'm being awkward and won't do something. So repeatedly sending me the same request over and over again only serves to raise my blood pressure, make me bang my head off your desk at your stupidity and swear loudly. It doesn't get the work done.

And I also don't expect to tell you stuff three times, especially when I'm already working on something else for you. Some things cannot be multitasked.

 

[snackhead]

M- honestly there's nothing to think about- ACCEPT THE FUCKING JOB OFFER AND GET THE FRIP OUT OF MY LIFE YOU POISONOUS LIFE DRAINING COW