Your Best Sci-Fi Ship's Crew

[kabbes]

1. Captain - Daniels
2. Pilot - Mcnulty
3. Science Officer (figuring out weird space stuff, not fixing shit) - Prez
4. Chief Engineer (fixing shit) - Prop Joe
5. Eye Candy - Chantelle
6. Weapons/Tactical Officer - Stringer Bell
7. Security/Hand-to-hand Fighting - Hauk & Carver
8. Comic Relief/Wise Counsel/Misc (only one in this category, choose wisely) - Bubbles. He's a chef.

Who, who, who who, who, who, who & who and who?

 

[Jenerys]

1. Captain - Daniels
2. Pilot - Mcnulty
3. Science Officer (figuring out weird space stuff, not fixing shit) - Prez
4. Chief Engineer (fixing shit) - Prop Joe
5. Eye Candy - Chantelle
6. Weapons/Tactical Officer - Stringer Bell
7. Security/Hand-to-hand Fighting - Hauk & Carver
8. Comic Relief/Wise Counsel/Misc (only one in this category, choose wisely) - Bubbles. He's a chef.

 

[kabbes]

... just one more thing, Mr Crystaline Entity....

You have to admit that Columbo in Space is DEFINITELY a show that you would watch.

 

[Flashman]

1. Captain - Daniels
2. Pilot - Mcnulty
3. Science Officer (figuring out weird space stuff, not fixing shit) - Prez
4. Chief Engineer (fixing shit) - Prop Joe
5. Eye Candy - Chantelle
6. Weapons/Tactical Officer - Stringer Bell
7. Security/Hand-to-hand Fighting - Hauk & Carver
8. Comic Relief/Wise Counsel/Misc (only one in this category, choose wisely) - Bubbles. He's a chef.

What was the name of the lass that Cutty Wise shagged at that do?

 

[Melinda]

1. Captain - Daniels
2. Pilot - Mcnulty
3. Science Officer (figuring out weird space stuff, not fixing shit) - Prez
4. Chief Engineer (fixing shit) - Prop Joe
5. Eye Candy - Chantelle
6. Weapons/Tactical Officer - Stringer Bell
7. Security/Hand-to-hand Fighting - Hauk & Carver
8. Comic Relief/Wise Counsel/Misc (only one in this category, choose wisely) - Bubbles. He's a chef.

Channeling L_C?

 

[Crispy]

I've moved posts around now, so the threads make sense

 

[DotCommunist]

You have to admit that Columbo in Space is DEFINITELY a show that you would watch.

woah, epic crossover ideas





Quincy in space, top alien autopsy man and also righter of wrongs

 

[The Groke]

AND...if he is injured then Ripley is ready to take over. Ahhh you see, I have thought beyond the initial and into the future

What if he isn't injured and you need someone to fix the flux capacitor?

eh?

eh?

 

[bouncer_the_dog]

1. Captain: Me
2. Pilot: Bishop (off of Aliens)
3. Science Officer: Avon
4. Chief Engineer: Liquid Terminator from T2
5. Eye Candy: nancy from Oliver (the ability to escape from Aliens who are all now singing Oom Pa Pa would be invaluable)
6. Weapons/Tactical Officer: Admiral Piat (will be throttled and replaced regularly)
7. Security/Hand-to-hand Fighting: GI Jane
8. Comic Relief/Wise Counsel/Misc: Alfred (the butler)
9. Medical: That robot from the end of Empire with loads of arms.

 

[kabbes]

Quincy as Medical Officer definitely has to be done. He'd be even better than White Mage.

 

[bouncer_the_dog]

1. Captain: Jessica Fletcher
2. Pilot: Big Bird
3. Science Officer: Sir Patrick Moore
4. Chief Engineer: Jonny Ball
5. Eye Candy: Oprah Winfry
6. Weapons/Tactical Officer: Nick Knowles
7. Security/Hand-to-hand Fighting: Terry Nutkins
8. Comic Relief/Wise Counsel/Misc: Les Dennis
9. Medical: Trude of vets in Practice

 

[Santino]

1. Captain - Daniels
2. Pilot - Mcnulty
3. Science Officer (figuring out weird space stuff, not fixing shit) - Prez
4. Chief Engineer (fixing shit) - Prop Joe
5. Eye Candy - Chantelle
6. Weapons/Tactical Officer - Stringer Bell
7. Security/Hand-to-hand Fighting - Hauk & Carver
8. Comic Relief/Wise Counsel/Misc (only one in this category, choose wisely) - Bubbles. He's a chef.

This would totally work. No Lester though?

 

[Crispy]

This would totally work. No Lester though?

He's not really starship material. Maybe he's the visiting ambassador who gets kidnapped by the baddies?

 

[Melinda]

1. Captain Dracula
2. Pilot Mark Thatcher
3. Science Officer (figuring out weird space stuff, not fixing shit) Ash
4. Chief Engineer (fixing shit) Kevin Webster
5. Eye Candy Armus
6. Weapons/Tactical Officer Predator
7. Security/Hand-to-hand Fighting Margherita Granbassi
8. Comic Relief/Wise Counsel/Misc (only one in this category, choose wisely) Davidson
9. Medical

Sickbay after a battle.

 

[DotCommunist]

there he is, beating them well with his magic wellness stick.

 

[Flashman]

Lester the ambassador - "English, motherfucker!"

 

[Awesome Wells]

Avon.

I win.

Suckers.

 

[Awesome Wells]

1. Captain - Kirk Douglas
2. Pilot - The Banker from Deal or No Deal
3. Science Officer (figuring out weird space stuff, not fixing shit) - Dan Brown
4. Chief Engineer (fixing shit) - Pi Symbol
5. Eye Candy - Bella Emberg
6. Weapons/Tactical Officer - Action Man
7. Security/Hand-to-hand Fighting - A Can of Quatro
8. Comic Relief/Wise Counsel/Misc (only one in this category, choose wisely) - Bertie Bassett
9. Medical - Logo for the 2012 Olympics.

 

[ericjarvis]

1. Captain - Miles Vorkosigan
2. Pilot - Han Solo
3. Science Officer (figuring out weird space stuff, not fixing shit) - Spock
4. Chief Engineer (fixing shit) - Kaylee Fry
5. Eye Candy - There is no need for eye candy, we have Kaylee, Kira, Tasha, Max, Ripley, Martha Jones and Clare Grogan as Kochanski. Those who prefer eye candy of the male persuasion will have to settle for Han Solo. I don't want too much competition.
6. Weapons/Tactical Officer - Cheradenine Zakalwe
7. Security/Hand-to-hand Fighting - Kira Nerys/Max Guevera/Tasha Yar/Ellen Ripley. Look, with this amount of eye candy on board we are going to need serious security.
8. Comic Relief/Wise Counsel/Misc (only one in this category, choose wisely) - Dave Lister
9. Medical - Martha Jones
10. Navigator - Kristine Kochanski (Clare Grogan version)

 

[8den]

2. Pilot - Mcnulty

Really? Really? Jimmy Mc Nulty.

 

[Crispy]

Yep

 

[T & P]

I'd fill it up with Stormtroopers...

 

[kyser_soze]

1. Captain - dROU Xenophobe
2. Pilot - Lt Dololittle
3. Science Officer (figuring out weird space stuff, not fixing shit) - Huey, Duey and Luey
4. Chief Engineer (fixing shit) -
5. Eye Candy - Max Guevara
6. Weapons/Tactical Officer - Sniper
7. Security/Hand-to-hand Fighting - Lady Sharrow
8. Comic Relief/Wise Counsel/Misc (only one in this category, choose wisely) - Deep Thought
9. Medical - Skaffen-Amtiskaw

 

[Crispy]

Kyser - are you spelling the Drone names from memory?!

 

[kyser_soze]

Yeah, sad isn't it?

 

[DotCommunist]

If we play it Culture, almost every role is filled by the Mind and the attendant machines. So:

Dirty Tricks Officer: Perotseck Baldeva

Gamesman: Jurnau Morat Gergeh

Most Offensive Drone: Any will do, SC drones are hard bastards

Contact Officer: No-one, you are just fleshly sensors for intelligences as far removed from you as you are to a dog

 

[Crispy]

It's ok. You have a sex life.

 

[kyser_soze]

If we play it Alastair Reynolds...

1. Captain - Brainnigan
2. Pilot - Antoinette Bax
3. Science Officer (figuring out weird space stuff, not fixing shit) - The Conjoiner massive - Rem, Clavain, Skade all working together
4. Chief Engineer (fixing shit) -
5. Eye Candy - Zebra
6. Weapons/Tactical Officer - Ilia Volyova
7. Security/Hand-to-hand Fighting - Scorpio
8. Comic Relief/Wise Counsel/Misc (only one in this category, choose wisely) - The Wolf
9. Medical - Dan/Calvin Sylveste

If we play it Polity

1. Captain - Cormac
2. Pilot - Jerusalem
3. Science Officer (figuring out weird space stuff, not fixing shit) - Mika
4. Chief Engineer (fixing shit) - whatshername, the haiman
5. Eye Candy - Chaline
6. Weapons/Tactical Officer - Sniper
7. Security/Hand-to-hand Fighting - Aiden
8. Comic Relief/Wise Counsel/Misc (only one in this category, choose wisely) - Dragon
9. Medical - Skellor

 

[DotCommunist]

I am disturbed by your lack of Ian Cormac

 

[ChrisC]

Excellent choice of Science Officer. Shame about Clavain and what happened I really liked the guy.