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Young foodies?

Too many of us poor South Londoners down here I'm afraid.

We generally steal food out of Islingtonites pockets and specialise in earthy mud cuisine.

I know a terrific young lad who enjoys chicken feet.
 
ha ha, you think this is lazy journalism! I could have regurgitated some nonsense about people who've already been written about a dozen times but I thought I'd try and find something new. It's not always a case of 'lazy journalism' That in itself it lazy. It works both ways, if someone genuinely knew a friend who was doing something promising they could have got some nice press. You people are black-hearted. :(
 
ha ha, you think this is lazy journalism! I could have regurgitated some nonsense about people who've already been written about a dozen times but I thought I'd try and find something new. It's not always a case of 'lazy journalism' That in itself it lazy. It works both ways, if someone genuinely knew a friend who was doing something promising they could have got some nice press. You people are black-hearted. :(

i'm more bored than anything

you're not exactly brian fucking paddick like, are you?
 
I know a few people. Not many though. Not after the bad thing.

16,000 posts though, you're right. You do know people.

That's over 7 years - it's a piss in the ocean compared to some. :mad:

But tbf, I don't know many. :(


I was in the Camden Journal myself when I was little (before it was the Camden NEW Journal).

I wrote a letter to the Department of Education about teacher cuts and my mum, the fucking cunt :mad: told the paper who came round and took a picture of me reading an Encyclopedia :mad: and printed the embarrassing letter in full...

It had a punchline and everything....

WE WANT OUR BRAINS BACK!

.....it's no surprise really that I ended up here, eh? :(
 
I'm only six years old and I'm a chef in my own nouvelle cuisine restaurant, Baraque des Rêves, where I make all the dishes via the ancient art of juggling. I'm not very good at juggling though and there's not much room because of all the garden stuff like the mower. It can be messy but if I go for something basic like jelly you can usually salvage something from it. IS that good enough to get in the news? Some idiot will believe it.
 
ha ha, you think this is lazy journalism! I could have regurgitated some nonsense about people who've already been written about a dozen times but I thought I'd try and find something new. It's not always a case of 'lazy journalism' That in itself it lazy. It works both ways, if someone genuinely knew a friend who was doing something promising they could have got some nice press. You people are black-hearted. :(

Mr Foot, is that you?
 
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