You have two bullets...

[RaverDrew]

Can't we ask em to stand in a stright line at LiveAid 2015 and only waste one one bullet on all of em ?

 

[Yossarian]

Two bullets? I'll kneecap Phil Collins then leave him somewhere remote where wild animals will get him before he can crawl to safety.

Sting, I'll deal with some other time.

 

[RaverDrew]

Two bullets? I'll kneecap Phil Collins then leave him somewhere remote where wild animals will get him before he can crawl to safety.

Sting, I'll deal with some other time.

But what about "the boss" you just gonna leave him there to watch it all and get "post traumatic stress disorder"...

and then write a song bout it

 

[Yossarian]

I haven't got anything in particular against Bruce Springsteen - but I guess it wouldn't do my chances of staying out of jail much good to let any witnesses survive to write incriminating acoustic concept albums...

 

[RaverDrew]

I haven't got anything in particular against Bruce Springsteen - but I guess it wouldn't do my chances of staying out of jail much good to let any witnesses survive to write incriminating acoustic concept albums...

haha

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

Gutshoot Elton John, and one in David Bowie's offcolour eye.

 

[soulman]

If I only had two bullets I can think of better targets than some pop singers

 

[Julie]

I have to say this

I have 3 bullets and there's 4 of motley crue

 

[ice-is-forming]

stand the crue in a line and take slow and carefull aim, one bullet should go though all of em, and if not you'v allways got one left for the one on the end of the line

 

[RaverDrew]

and one in David Bowie's offcolour eye.

Heathen

 

[ice-is-forming]

just out of interst like, which is the off coloured one?

 

[danny la rouge]

And a warning shout across la rouge's bows...

Old veins-standing-out-on-my-temples, I'm-so-blue-collar-I-sing-about-cars Springsteen has got it coming. And no amount of revisionism will get him off the hook.

 

[Pie 1]

Can I choose the bullets & gun?
If so, then I'll have a high velocity rifle & two armour piercing bullets, line up Sting, Bono & Collins behind each other & put the first one through Sting's end then walk around & put the other through Collins' end to make sure.

 

[Maggot]

stand the crue in a line and take slow and carefull aim, one bullet should go though all of em,

Only if you go for their empty heads.

 

[ViolentPanda]

Only if you go for their empty heads.

I'm a bit worried that all that hair lacquer on the poodle-locks could slow or deflect the bullets.

Can their heads be shaved before execution?

 

[sojourner]

I think a point might have been missed in the motley crue discussion

 

[stavros]

Shoot him in the throat

Said very assuredly; do you have experience in this area?

 

[apie2004]

Bon jovi and axl rose, damn hair metal

 

[thought]

Jarret... that opera singer.. me dad raves over her

Cliff richard... well just for his christmas cheese.

pete Waterman... he just so deserves to be shot... and whoever gave us the spice girls..

 

[Orang Utan]

I'd force Collins at gunpoint to beat Sting to death with his lute. Then I'd force him to dismember Stin. Then I'd tie him to a drumstool, make him do his final performance of In The Air Tonight, then I'd beat him to death with bits of Sting. Then I'd go after Bono. One bullet in the guts. Wait til he bleeds to death. Then one bullet for me cos I'm too pretty for jail.

 

[urbaniser]

I chose Bruce Springsteen but then... the choice was very limited.

What's this thread for anyways?

 

[andy2002]

I'd shoot to kill Collins, but Sting would get off with a flesh wound because The Police were one of my favourite bands growing up. He can shove his album of fucking lute music up his arse, though...

 

[Yossarian]

What's this thread for anyways?

It's going to be a new reality show on MTV - "Number One With a Bullet"...

 

[scarecrow]

At least Bruce Springsteen was being ironic with Born in the USA. He might be crap but it's a seldom seen trait amongst out 'cross pond cousins.

I've actually heard a decent song by Genesis, albeit I was tripping out of my head on acid and there was no vocals.

So Sting gets one up his ass and one in his temple for good measure.

But I'd like to fuck his wife so that swung it in the end really.

 

[Poi E]

At least Bruce Springsteen was being ironic with Born in the USA. .

He wasn't being ironic. It's just that half of America thought he wrote and anthem because they didn't listen to the lyrics.

Sting and Collins everytime. Hollow-tip and a gut shot.