You have one question to pitch to arms dealers at DSEI 2009 - what do you ask?

[DotCommunist]

How the fuck do you sleep at night?

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

How do you keep a straight face when drug laws are endlessly debated in the news?

 

[quimcunx]

Can I use this to blast your daughter's legs off?

 

[Diamond]

What do you look for in graduate recruitment?

 

[Pickman's model]

what vacancies do you have at the moment?

 

[In Bloom]

What does this button do?

 

[weltweit]

How do you sleep at night

 

[weltweit]

How many children can your product maim?

 

[weltweit]

Since its first invention, how many humans has your product killed or maimed?

 

[invisibleplanet]

What are your thoughts on a proposed UK government tax on arms dealers to cover costs of providing asylum to people fleeing war-torn countries?

 

[ddraig]

Why?

 

[quimcunx]

How does your job fit within your moral framework?

 

[Sadken]

Please can I have some of your weapons for free please? I'm really only after a small arsenal.

 

[jæd]

Any chance of a job...?

 

[AnnO'Neemus]

Please can I have some of your weapons for free please? I'm really only after a small arsenal.

Your wish is my command; here you go sadken:

 

[Dillinger4]

Quiche or Flan?

 

[Fedayn]

Gissa job.

 

[Bakunin]

'So, exactly how big a bribe did BAE Systems pay the Saudis to secure that big deal that went through despite a probe by the Serious Fraud Office? And how many senior politicians took a sizeable backhander to make sure the probe was called off?'

 

[shaman75]

Do you agree with the idea that Libya should compensate victims of the IRA because they supplied the semtex?

And how much do you think your company is liable for?

 

[sim667]

1. Do you think that the Arms Industry has a moral obligation to assist in trying to halt the black market trading of arms?

2. What steps do you think the Arms Industry could take to help slow the Black market trade of stock unused weapons?

3. Is it possible to get a shock absorber fitted to this particular model? I have concerns as 50% of my rebel army are under 12 and we fear that the recoil may cause dislocations in their shoulders.

 

[sim667]

Will you accept diamonds instead of cash?

 

[tar1984]

How do you sleep at night?

Do you realise the world would be a better place if you stuck your head in a fucking oven?

 

[rollinder]

What's your recommendations for weapons for the purpose of overthrowing our government?

 

[El Jefe]

Can I have a go in that helicopter gunship? I'll be back by teatime, I promise.

 

[tar1984]

Do you get commision?