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Writing a novel about girl from Bow Cross West Estate...

Discussion in 'London and the South East' started by Apryl, Sep 19, 2013.

  1. ViolentPanda

    ViolentPanda Hardly getting over it.

    "many PMs of support".
     
  2. ViolentPanda

    ViolentPanda Hardly getting over it.

    Ever noticed that however shitty the estate you live on is. there's always somewhere reputedly worse? :D
     
  3. ViolentPanda

    ViolentPanda Hardly getting over it.

    Is Dick still using that appalling faux-Cockney accent that makes him sound like he'd be more comfortable speaking Afrikaans?
     
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  4. ViolentPanda

    ViolentPanda Hardly getting over it.

    The Ethiopian boyfriend, perhaps?
     
  5. ViolentPanda

    ViolentPanda Hardly getting over it.

    Now that is creative writing!
     
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  6. ViolentPanda

    ViolentPanda Hardly getting over it.

    Reminds me of that (supposedly) Pakistani girl who had a brief moment of glory before trolling herself out. Similar grammar and punctuation tics.
     
  7. ViolentPanda

    ViolentPanda Hardly getting over it.


    Tower Hamlets, district of Hackney, zone of Eastend, City of London (north side).
     
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  8. CharlieChaplin

    CharlieChaplin I am NOT a Fascist :) Banned

    Make them from Lewisham instead. Much more believable.
     
  9. CharlieChaplin

    CharlieChaplin I am NOT a Fascist :) Banned

    That's right. She is the most popular living author in the world because she can't write. You silly badger.

    Silas Loom sounds like a Harry Potter character.
     
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  10. Maurice Picarda

    Maurice Picarda Actually, might as well flounce.

    Come now. There is barely any correlation at all between prose style and sales. Would you say that Archer can write? Or the Fifty Shades woman?
     
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  11. CharlieChaplin

    CharlieChaplin I am NOT a Fascist :) Banned

    I haven't read either of their books but I saw an extract from 50 shades of grey and it was very poor.

    But JK Rowling has an enduring fan base. She is a good writer. People even praised the book she released anonymously under that man's name.
     
  12. butchersapron

    butchersapron blood on the walls

    winker
     
  13. CharlieChaplin

    CharlieChaplin I am NOT a Fascist :) Banned

    Why you hate me so much?

    You grief me every.single.time.
     
  14. butchersapron

    butchersapron blood on the walls

    Why are you stalking me? Is it because i wear the veil?
     
  15. CharlieChaplin

    CharlieChaplin I am NOT a Fascist :) Banned

    You're Muslim?
     
  16. equationgirl

    equationgirl Respect my existence or expect my resistance

    I assume Charlie Chaplin was banned for unspeakable crimes against grammar and punctuation as shown in the sample evidence above?
     
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  17. stuff_it

    stuff_it stirred the primordial soup

    Possibly. He is right though, Silas Loom does sound like a Harry Potter character. I like to imagine him pulling pints in the bar in Diagon Alley.
     
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  18. DotCommunist

    DotCommunist my world is fire and blood

    think he's also written for Dr Who, script and book. If we are on about the same bloke.
     
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  19. DotCommunist

    DotCommunist my world is fire and blood


    If Silas Loom was in charge of House Slytherin (where else wold he be?) he'd have done loads of cynical cost benefit analysis and ended up bulldozing Hogwarts
     
  20. Maurice Picarda

    Maurice Picarda Actually, might as well flounce.

    You can't deny that it ran much more smoothly under Dolores Umbridge.
     
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  21. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model Every man and every woman is a star

    i like to imagine him puking his guts up in the gutter outside the pub in diagon alley
     
  22. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model Every man and every woman is a star

    some people will praise anything
     
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  23. kittyP

    kittyP schmeeer

    It totally does. :cool:

    I only just spotted this thread now, fucking excellent!! :D :D :D
     
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  24. Greebo

    Greebo 'scuse me, Mrs May, can I have my country back? R.I.P.

    I'll say this much for it - this thread may have been started (and fed) by a (possibly coked up) revenant, but it kept VP entertained for a few hours, and given his pain levels at the moment that takes some doing. :)
     
  25. stethoscope

    stethoscope Well-Known Member

    Missed this thread, proper lols on my Sat morning :D :D

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    Last edited: Sep 21, 2013
  26. tommers

    tommers Yourdisco needs you

    Brilliant. I've only read the first couple of pages but I'm team apryl all the way. Rude bastards. :D
     
  27. Corax

    Corax Luke 5:16

    The gypsies, the travellers and the thieves
    The good, the bad, the average, and unique
    The greebos, the crusties, and the goths
    And the only living girl in Bow Cross
     
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  28. ViolentPanda

    ViolentPanda Hardly getting over it.

    Yes, him. :)
     
  29. ViolentPanda

    ViolentPanda Hardly getting over it.

    Your mum is Team Apryl. :)
     
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  30. tommers

    tommers Yourdisco needs you

    My mum probably is Apryl.
     

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