Discussion in 'London and the South East' started by Apryl, Sep 19, 2013.
"many PMs of support".
Ever noticed that however shitty the estate you live on is. there's always somewhere reputedly worse?
Is Dick still using that appalling faux-Cockney accent that makes him sound like he'd be more comfortable speaking Afrikaans?
The Ethiopian boyfriend, perhaps?
Now that is creative writing!
Reminds me of that (supposedly) Pakistani girl who had a brief moment of glory before trolling herself out. Similar grammar and punctuation tics.
Tower Hamlets, district of Hackney, zone of Eastend, City of London (north side).
Make them from Lewisham instead. Much more believable.
That's right. She is the most popular living author in the world because she can't write. You silly badger.
Silas Loom sounds like a Harry Potter character.
Come now. There is barely any correlation at all between prose style and sales. Would you say that Archer can write? Or the Fifty Shades woman?
I haven't read either of their books but I saw an extract from 50 shades of grey and it was very poor.
But JK Rowling has an enduring fan base. She is a good writer. People even praised the book she released anonymously under that man's name.
Why you hate me so much?
You grief me every.single.time.
Why are you stalking me? Is it because i wear the veil?
I assume Charlie Chaplin was banned for unspeakable crimes against grammar and punctuation as shown in the sample evidence above?
Possibly. He is right though, Silas Loom does sound like a Harry Potter character. I like to imagine him pulling pints in the bar in Diagon Alley.
think he's also written for Dr Who, script and book. If we are on about the same bloke.
If Silas Loom was in charge of House Slytherin (where else wold he be?) he'd have done loads of cynical cost benefit analysis and ended up bulldozing Hogwarts
You can't deny that it ran much more smoothly under Dolores Umbridge.
i like to imagine him puking his guts up in the gutter outside the pub in diagon alley
some people will praise anything
It totally does.
I only just spotted this thread now, fucking excellent!!
I'll say this much for it - this thread may have been started (and fed) by a (possibly coked up) revenant, but it kept VP entertained for a few hours, and given his pain levels at the moment that takes some doing.
Missed this thread, proper lols on my Sat morning
Brilliant. I've only read the first couple of pages but I'm team apryl all the way. Rude bastards.
The gypsies, the travellers and the thieves
The good, the bad, the average, and unique
The greebos, the crusties, and the goths
And the only living girl in Bow Cross
Your mum is Team Apryl.
My mum probably is Apryl.
Separate names with a comma.