Write a sketch for Horne & Corden
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Mrs Magpie
On a bit of break...
I read the title as Home and Garden and thought it was about garden design 
*books appointment for bifocals*
*books appointment for bifocals*
goldenecitrone
post tenebras lux
You don't know about Frank Sidebottom!!!!You're joking right? Absolute genius (maybe).
Genius, maybe, but you should never trust a man with a false head.
Cid
Proper break this time
I've got one:
It's the Ultimate Fighting Championship title night match bout! Here comes the current champ, the Destructinator and doesn't he look mean, as the crowd boos and he lashes out at some of them, spitting on the way and generally being scary. His opponent is........well wait a minute! What's that music? Is that....Mika? Yes, it's Mika performing "Love Today" the gayest song of all time and - look! - the man fighting for the UFC championship is actually a homosexual! And, like all homosexuals, he is all flouncy and queeny and, hilariously, he wins because the Destructinator turns out to be gay too and shows this by crying over a broken nail or something.
It's the Ultimate Fighting Championship title night match bout! Here comes the current champ, the Destructinator and doesn't he look mean, as the crowd boos and he lashes out at some of them, spitting on the way and generally being scary. His opponent is........well wait a minute! What's that music? Is that....Mika? Yes, it's Mika performing "Love Today" the gayest song of all time and - look! - the man fighting for the UFC championship is actually a homosexual! And, like all homosexuals, he is all flouncy and queeny and, hilariously, he wins because the Destructinator turns out to be gay too and shows this by crying over a broken nail or something.
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