We can have a plush office in Soho too.
Ah hahaha, I know the place you mean! Is that H&C's then? I thought the company was working for them, not run by them!
Write a sketch for Horne & Corden
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Ah hahaha, I know the place you mean! Is that H&C's then? I thought the company was working for them, not run by them!
Paulie Tandoori
shut it you egg!
I didn't get where I am today by sitting in funny farting chairs....
*feels all mournful for the days when comedy was comedy*
*feels all mournful for the days when comedy was comedy*
Griff
Feeding the foxes
Dunno, just fancied a plush office in Soho where all us creative writers can work and pop out for a fresh panini in Old Compton Street at lunchtimes, and drink lattes out on the pavement.
N_igma
Epistemic nuisance
Dunno, Tittybangbang or whatever ya call that show is up there. Another BBC3 monstrosity.
Dunno, just fancied a plush office in Soho where all us creative writers can work and pop out for a fresh panini in Old Compton Street at lunchtimes, and drink lattes out on the pavement.
Fuck yeah says I.
electrogirl
dignity is overrated
Did anyone watch Beehive?
Fucking hell that was bad.
Fucking hell that was bad.
Punch in the face bad or Horne & Corden bad?
clandestino
no llevar papel
Fat one: I'm a PC.
Thin one: And I am a Mac
The moon falls out of the sky and lands on TV studio.
Fin.
Thin one: And I am a Mac
The moon falls out of the sky and lands on TV studio.
Fin.
Griff
Feeding the foxes
With regret we write to inform you that you will not be joining us at our plush Soho office for the position of 'writer'.
Sorry, you just didn't use enough fat of gay material.
A shame as you did show immense promise at your first interview.
kained&able
Here for the football.
how about cos they don't have silly names in UFC or is that part of the comedy genuis/poorly researchedness of it?
dave
Structaural
in Chatsubo
Neither of them are gay (well so they say) so why all the gay stuff? Slightly dodgy ground by the sounds of it.
One of them (the gay looking one?) said something rubbish about being a gay man who fancies women.
Paulie Tandoori
shut it you egg!
Hilarious, nurse nurse, my sides.....
bluestreak
HomosexualityIsStalin’sAtomBombtoDestroyAmerica
Paulie Tandoori
shut it you egg!
You don't know about Frank Sidebottom!!!! 
You're joking right? Absolute genius (maybe).
You're joking right? Absolute genius (maybe).
Griff
Feeding the foxes
You don't know about Frank Sidebottom!!!!
No.
Should I know Frank Sidebottom?
kabbes
First intersubjective, then internalised
Paulie Tandoori
shut it you egg!
Musician, comic, ventriloquist, raconteur, and all carried out from within a giant papier maché head. He had his own strip in the comic Oink!, had a song on the NME cover album of Sergeant Pepper, and apparently was the subject of a show at the Tate Modern.No.
Should I know Frank Sidebottom?
You know it is, it really is
Frank on t'interweb and wiki
Griff
Feeding the foxes
He sounds vaguely familiar and looking at the picture looks vaguely familiar.
But the name just left me
.It takes blood, guts and effort to be this nonchalant
electrogirl
dignity is overrated
oh my god, he so does.
I always thought he looked like a vampire, but that is way better.
I always thought he looked like a vampire, but that is way better.
AverageJoe
...
I hate to be a pedant.....but its already been done
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new...Sacha-Baron-Cohen-in-cage-fighting-prank.html
The unsuspecting audience who turned up for the Blue Collar Brawlin' event, lured by the promise of $1 beer, expected a night of old fashioned fisticuffs.
What they got was two men stripping down to their underwear, kissing and "rubbing one another", according to local police.
The men - believed to be actors - were then forced to run for their lives as the 1,600-strong crowd pelted them with beer and chairs.
"We had a contract for cage fighting. We were deceived," said Dwight Duncan, president of the Four States Fair Grounds which provided the venue.
A spokesman for Baron Cohen declined to say whether he was behind the prank.
But the comedy star is currently in the US filming undercover as his latest creation, Bruno, a camp Austrian fashion reporter. A Bruno film is due in cinemas later this year.
Posters for Blue Collar Brawlin' promised: "Hot Chicks, Cold Beer, Hardcore Fights" and were accompanied by pictures of a scantily clad woman.
Organisers of the event had invited police to attend and tipped them off that a character named "Straight Dave" would goad a planted audience member into the ring for a fight, only to end up in a "romantic embrace" similar to the one between Baron Cohen and Will Ferrell in the film Talladega Nights.
"They said it was to essentially poke fun at wrestling - two guys rolling around on the floor, all sweaty," said Fort Smith police sergeant Adam Holland.
The officers thought they were in on the joke, but were not prepared for what followed.
The man-on-man display "went right up to the line" of the city's morality laws, Sgt Holland said.
"It set the crowd off lobbing beers. They had beers in plastic cups. Those things can get some distance on them actually."
Sgt Holland said it took officers about 45 minutes to clear the venue, as the two actors sprinted away through a specially set-aside tunnel.
Those in attendance were told by several signs on display that they would be filmed, and signed waivers before the event.
The cage fighting fans are not the first to fall for a Baron Cohen trick.
Bruno also duped a former Mossad agent and a Palestinian academic into a spoof interview on the Middle East conflict, asking them to explain the difference between Hamas and hummus.
Baron Cohen's last alter ego, Kazakhstani journalist Borat, also acquainted himself with the American people.
He led patrons of a bar in Tucson, Arizona, in a rendition of 'Kazakh folk song' Throw The Jew Down The Well, in scenes which later appeared in the film Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan.
Augie March
blahem
[Horne sits alone in a darkened room, Corden enters]
[silence]
[more silence]
[yet more silence]
[Horne stands up, then sits back down again]
[even more silence]
[Corden leaves the room]
[End sketch]
[silence]
[more silence]
[yet more silence]
[Horne stands up, then sits back down again]
[even more silence]
[Corden leaves the room]
[End sketch]
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