Would you eat this?

[Herbsman.]

if i ate meat, yes. it looks tasty.

or if i was pissed

 

[Detroit City]

if i ate meat, yes. it looks tasty.

or if i was pissed

so if you're vegan and eat meat when drunk/wasted/high/incapacitated then it doesn't count?

 

[Herbsman.]

no, but because you're drunk you don't care

 

[Detroit City]

no, but because you're drunk you don't care

i see...

 

[pogofish]

Looks like the kebab meat pizzas that seem to be all the rage here in take aways just now.

I'd imagine it tastes about as foul as it looks?

 

[Detroit City]

I'd imagine it tastes about as foul as it looks?

meat on pizza has been going strong for hundreds of years

 

[Firky]

i dont think they have kebab meat in the us, you really wouldn't want to eat it.

can't remember what it tasted like: I was steaming drunk, can't remember much last night

 

[subversplat]

I wouldn't eat it coz I don't scoff the animals, but if I did, then gimme a slice of that shit

e2a: added extra-hot sauce, too.

 

[subversplat]

i see...

Everyone's allowed drunken indescretions. It doesn't make for a lesser person

Unless you've never gone against any of your principles while wankered?

 

[remedial_gash]

I'd eat it, but it would be better if it had had pepperoni, bacon, ham, chicken, & spicy beef on it as well. And the tomato sauce should be replaced by chilli. Mmmm.

Yes!! you need the chilli sauce, and some garlic stuff too.

Chuck some limp salad in the box and it would be aces... nowt wrong with a 'donner pizza with all the trimmings'.

Presumably everyone in the UK has had such a thing? You know, when you can't choose between one sort of calorific death or another.

They're fairly common by yur, but as a meek sheep-shagger I wouldn't want to step on some more cosmo-styled toes.

Anyway, they're fucking boss/lush/tidy/aces/well-weapon, (delete as applicable/degree of spacicity) if you're in the right mood.

Gash
x

 

[Detroit City]

Everyone's allowed drunken indescretions. It doesn't make for a lesser person

i agree 110%

 

[selamlar]

Damn right I would eat that. Pizza a la turque with doner meat, onions, mushrooms and olives is one of the highlights of living out here.

 

[Shippou-Sensei]

it looks good

bad for you... but good

 

[Nixon]

nope im alright ta

 

[Badgers]

Maybe a Stonner would be more suited to the Urban palate?

 

[wtfftw]

I've had doner pizza. I've also had a cheeseburger that happened to be 2 burgers with cheese inbetween and then deep fried. I'm told that's how it works in newcastle.

 

[Biddlybee]

Nope.

 

[jontz01]

oh yea...

I'd eat one sober, by choice. Ideally with pineapple, mushroom onions and peppers.... If I was left to my own devices, I'd proably eat a 16" one over the course of an evening... I worry myself sometimes!


- eta, I have a very physical job and appitite to match...

 

[tarannau]

I'd eat one sober, by choice. Ideally with pineapple, mushroom onions and peppers....

You know, I could actually just about live with kebab meat on a pizza, like two artery hardening partners for the ultimate grease attack.

But that with fucking tinned pineapple and you're having a laugh. What kind of stinking taste-free pervert are you?

 

[aqua]

I'd eat it, but it would be better if it had had pepperoni, bacon, ham, chicken, & spicy beef on it as well. And the tomato sauce should be replaced by chilli. Mmmm.

as soon as I saw the thread I wondered if you'd post on it

 

[Cobbles]

You need one of these for a properly cross cultural gourmet experience:

Fish supper pizza - with optional salt'n sauce topping

http://edinburghnews.scotsman.com/index.cfm?id=1785672007

 

[AnnaKarpik]

I've never eaten kebab.
No wild yearning to try it either after seeing that picture. It's the mental link between 'kebab' and 'salmonella' that does it.

 

[CharlieAddict]

i don't usually go for fusion foods.
but this one sounds great!

 

[Detroit City]

Fish supper pizza - with optional salt'n sauce topping

pizza with seafood is where I draw the line....

 

[Mrs Miggins]

There is something very wrong about that picture....

 

[WouldBe]

Looks like the kebab meat pizzas that seem to be all the rage here in take aways just now.

Just not battered and deep fried.

 

[Herbsman.]

There is something very wrong about that picture....

However, it is pretty hilarious.

 

[Herbsman.]

Maybe a Stonner would be more suited to the Urban palate?

Now THAT looks gorgeous.

 

[crustychick]

firky - that is rank - you are a filthy whore

 

[crustychick]

You need one of these for a properly cross cultural gourmet experience:

Fish supper pizza - with optional salt'n sauce topping

http://edinburghnews.scotsman.com/index.cfm?id=1785672007

that - is fantastic! Crolla's is arguably one of the best chippies in Edinburgh