Would you eat human?

[kalidarkone]

Yes!!!

I've posted on this before

http://www.urban75.net/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=213811&highlight=amputated

I want my own amputated leg, if it's ever amputated, to take home an roast

You could make some jewelry or perhaps a small stool or occasional table out of the bones,a lamp,use the skin as a shade,that really is self sufficient

 

[Herbsman.]

I'd eat the woman off the next advert if her legs weren't anorexic stick-thin twiglets she has a beautiful face and I'm certain that she must taste of fruit-flavoured sugar

 

[AnnaKarpik]

If hungry enough, yes. I'm not sure about socially; if your hosts* have gone to all that trouble - not to mention risk - to prepare a special feast, isn't it terribly rude to refuse? I say nothing of suggesting disgust or threatening to involve the police!

* I'm assuming here that my hosts are members of a culture which condones eating manflesh on highdays and holidays.

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

Yeah, I'd give it a go.

 

[subversplat]

I'd only eat human flesh if it was tied up in the shed for a week and fed only water to cleanse it of any bad feces.

I'd also prefer it to be beaten for at least 20 minutes before consumption.

 

[Backatcha Bandit]

http://www.churchofeuthanasia.org/e-sermons/butcher.html

 

[paolo]

I'd only eat human flesh if it was tied up in the shed for a week and fed only water to cleanse it of any bad feces

But there's no shit in muscles. Unless you were thinking of eating the bowel. I'd avoid that myself. Maybe start with some thigh?

(actually, which would be the best bits?)

 

[DotCommunist]

But there's no shit in muscles. Unless you were thinking of eating the bowel. I'd avoid that myself. Maybe start with some thigh?

(actually, which would be the best bits?)

Well the buttock meat would be an obvious start imo. Thats what they did in Alive

 

[*Miss Daisy*]

Yeah, but would you eat your own body? (like a stephen king short story I once read - doctor+morphine+desertisland+surgery instruments)

Ooo I really enjoyed that story

 

[remedial_gash]

I don't see why not... There are a few people on my list if someone fancies acquiring the meat.

Presumably though, if the carnivorous meat is meant to be tough and chewy, how would you feel about human lamb/longpiglet?

Gash
x

 

[frogwoman]

I don't see why not... There are a few people on my list if someone fancies acquiring the meat.

Presumably though, if the carnivorous meat is meant to be tough and chewy, how would you feel about human lamb/longpiglet?

Gash
x

only if it was kept in a dark box and not able to turn around, so that the meat was white and tender

 

[Onket]

only if it was kept in a dark box and not able to turn around, so that the meat was white and tender

See post 18.

 

[dessiato]

I'll give it a go, I might like and then could do it again.

 

[Pingu]

i just knew i should have put my thread in here...

in a survival situation I think I could eat human before I eat dog.

I am also confident that i could kill a human more readily too.



yeah I know its fucked up but thats how it is

 

[mrs quoad]

yeah I know its fucked up but thats how it is

'Foresight, common sense, and wholly understandable planning for future potential crises / life events'.

Not 'fucked up' at all

 

[Pingu]

'Foresight, common sense, and wholly understandable planning for future potential crises / life events'.

Not 'fucked up' at all

[threadxover] I am currently preparing an outline project plan in the event of any "Homo Sapien restructuring events" that should occur. I am thinking a critical path methodology would be best [/threadxover]

 

[Stobart Stopper]

As long as it's not cooked in garlic, yes I would.

 

[mrs quoad]

Every time I sunburn and my skin peels, I find myself thinking 'that's just a few dermal layers and a hot, boiling tub of oil off being human scratchings'.

 

[spartacus mills]

Well - would you?

Aye, I would as long as it was free range.

Hey, are you a real doctor?

 

[frogwoman]

See post 18.

 

[Cid]

Most definitely... I'd have a problem working out what the best method of cooking such a rare meat though.

<thinks of longveal>

 

[scifisam]

the Donner Party disaster

Never heard of that. Did they kebab each other?

Of course I'd eat human if I were absolutely starving and there was no other option.

The question is - if you were in an 'Alive'-type scenario except that you didn't have dead humans to feast on, but had to kill people in order to eat them: which human would you eat first?

I'd like to think that I and my fellow survivors would first share a bit of thigh before proceding to murder and eating a whole person. But hunger does strange things to people.

I once had a nightmare in which my daughter and I were in a plane crash; she was the only child survivor, and a vote was taken in which it was deemed she should be eaten, as the least productive member of the group. We ran away, found a way out and got rescued, while the murderer-wannabees froze to death midway through knowing on each others' bones.

 

[mrs quoad]

What about the lemon party sausage disaster?

 

[Reno]

Never heard of that. Did they kebab each other?

Not sure about the kebabs, but it's a fascinating story all the same. In the mid-19th century nearly about eighty settlers (most of them families) made the disastrous decision to take a short cut on their way to California. The wagon train got stuck in a blizzard and was then trapped in the snow for five months. After provisons ran out some of the living started to eat the dead and some of the more peckish survivors resorted to murder..

I first became aware of it in The Shining where Jack Nicholson's character refers to it and there is an excellent documentary by Ric Burns called The Donner Party which is one of the most haunting films I've ever seen.

Read this account for one of the most gruesome real life horror stories ever:

http://discovermagazine.com/1992/mar/livingthroughthe4/