Wot no Congratulations HM Queen Elizabeth II on being the longest reigning monarch thread?

[SpookyFrank]

Just a quick question - what is the difference between the Queen and the Dalai Lama?

(admittedly, that sounds like the start of a bad joke...)

Lots of money.

 

[Pickman's model]

 

[Diamond]

the queen is a woman and the dalai lama is not. i am disappointed but not surprised that you have not noticed that.

So gender is very important to you?

 

[Diamond]

Lots of money.

So you think that one of the two is in penury?

 

[SpookyFrank]

So you think that one of the two is in penury?

Oh it's you. Bugger off.

 

[andysays]

Takes on to know one.

Takes one, surely

 

[DotCommunist]

the queen is generally OK with the chinese leaders wheras the dalai llama and the chinese leaders don't exchange christmas cards and blank each other when at the shop

 

[J Ed]

It seems like Diamond is jealous of all the attention that the Queen Lizard is getting today and wants some for himself as well

 

[Pickman's model]

So gender is very important to you?

it's very disappointing - but once again unsurprising - that you jump in to remind us what a cunt you are.

 

[DotCommunist]

not sure why he's banging on about D-Lai

 

[Smangus]

I need a day or 2 off work so lets hope she karks it pronto

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

not sure why he's banging on about D-Lai

Cos he's a dickhead.

 

[Diamond]

it's very disappointing - but once again unsurprising - that you jump in to remind us what a cunt you are.

Why does it make me a cunt to bring up the similarities between two hereditary leaders who have never worked a day in their life and swan around the world smiling and waving?

 

[laptop]

victoria most miserable as she had an empire to buoy her up but still looked like someone had shoved an unwelcome lemon up her arse.

And the prize for best use of "unwelcome", 2015, goes to...

 

[J Ed]

Urban75 the bastion of support for Tibetan Nationalism and Theocracy EXPOSED AGAIN AS HYPOCRITES

 

[JimW]

Perhaps they could take a leaf out of the Tibetans book and when she dies don't pass the crown to Charles but wait a bit until they find an infant with terrible taste in hats and a penchant for horses.

 

[Pickman's model]

Why does it make me a cunt to bring up the similarities between two hereditary leaders who have never worked a day in their life and swan around the world smiling and waving?

i thought you'd reveal your abject ignorance

the queen posing for the camera while registered with the land army

 

[Pickman's model]

Perhaps they could take a leaf out of the Tibetans book and when she dies don't pass the crown to Charles but wait a bit until they find an infant with terrible taste in hats and a penchant for horses.

some sort of bookmaker would seem appropriate

 

[Pickman's model]

Why does it make me a cunt to bring up the similarities between two hereditary leaders who have never worked a day in their life and swan around the world smiling and waving?

you're a cunt and no mistake. don't think we've all forgotten your miserable thread about your local mosque. or the one about your unfortunate flatmate and the group sex.

 

[andysays]

(That's enough rain/rein/reign confusion)

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

some sort of bookmaker would seem appropriate

 

[Diamond]

OK - queen lives for many years and does fuck all.

Dalai Lama lives for many years and does fuck all.

The first is rubbish, the second is great...

 

[Pickman's model]

(That's enough rain/rein/reign confusion)

 

[Diamond]

you're a cunt and no mistake. don't think we've all forgotten your miserable thread about your local mosque. or the one about your unfortunate flatmate and the group sex.

You really are a thorougly unpleasant little individual.

Shall I mention that you are a recovering alcoholic with little to do with his day to day life - no family, no wife, no friends - a simple little librarian with grand ideas and far greater failures and no memories worth to speak of?

 

[Pickman's model]

You really are a thorougly unpleasant little individual.

Shall I mention that you are a recovering alcoholic with little to do with his day to day life - no family, no wife, no friends - a simple little librarian with grand ideas and far greater failures and no memories worth to speak of?

yeh. you can. but it confirms you to be a liar and a fantasist: and i don't mean that in a good way.

anyway i'd rather be all the things you allege me to be than some sort of prude lawyer with all the social graces of a backwards baboon.

 

[Artaxerxes]

Can we get a is QE2 dead yet page?

Yes, Margaret Thatcher is dead

 

[DotCommunist]

Also:

The queen still lives in the land her fam lay claim to by....divine right? or maybe they gave that up. Whatever, she lives where she has the crown for.

The D-Lai doesn't live in Tibet cos of communism

 

[Pickman's model]

Also:

The queen still lives in the land her fam lay claim to by....divine right? or maybe they gave that up. Whatever, she lives where she has the crown for.

The D-Lai doesn't live in Tibet cos of communism

whereever she lays her crown, that's her home

 

[Greebo]

Takes one, surely

Edited accordingly - blame it on a long week.

 

[J Ed]

You really are a thorougly unpleasant little individual.

Shall I mention that you are a recovering alcoholic with little to do with his day to day life - no family, no wife, no friends - a simple little librarian with grand ideas and far greater failures and no memories worth to speak of?

Mocking people for having a job that the majority of people would consider respectable, in fact it is beyond the reach of many, and for having an addiction. Jesus. You are a nasty piece of work and a bigot too.