worst tv ads ever

[Badgers]

Halifax
Howard
ISA ISA
Etc

 

[Ceej]

Any of those fecking shag-line-£2-per-minute-all-calls-end-up-in-Uraguay ones late at night, with the dodgy birds in the gym with a ton of slap and the most un-sexy expressions on their mushes and lugging around a 3lb phone....

 

[The Master]

the Boots adverts with that sugerbabes song on it about womens stuff, i want to punch the person who created that

 

[Stanley Edwards]

Not strictly TV...

I watched an ad at a bus stop the other night. It was just some Greek guy showing that he had his own coins. No mention of how much they cost, or where you could buy them, just "hey, look at me - me head is on me coins".

Scary really. It shouldn't be allowed.

 

[machine cat]

The Halifax one, Isa Isa Baby. The lady DJ's face makes me think that armageddon can't come quick enough for the human race.

That one really makes me want to kick my TV in.

 

[Epona]

Crispy saaalad, crispy saaalad, da-da-da-da-da-da-daa. For no other reason than that going round and round in my brain for hours afterwards...

 

[Santino]

From the same era, Kellog's Bran Flakes - they're tasty, tasty, very very tasty.

Oh my, you utter cunt.


Fuck.

 

[nightowl]

is the halifax one as bad as the cheery fucking natwest one?

 

[dlx1]

Air fresher looks like a stone!

This stone I got in Romford
This stone I got in Chelsea
This stone I got in Aberdeen
And this stone I got in the supermarket

then all the woman lol

Har har har - FUCK OFF

 

[machine cat]

is the halifax one as bad as the cheery fucking natwest one?

worse. the natwest one is bad but the halifax one is.....

 

[nightowl]

They're all at the cheesy happy workers act. Just seen the smiley new KFC one

 

[red rose]

Not so much 'worst' as 'how the fuck did they get away with it' the new Plenty one with the matador - *adopts spanish accent* "One Sheeeeeet"

Makes me piss myself everytime

I'm glad I'm not the only one

I've been avoiding TV recently mostly because the adverts piss me off so much, Halifax especially.

 

[Cloo]

Don't forget the biggest cocks:

 

[Dillinger4]

I always hate the ones that show the production line/factory of the product and its all whimsical and stuff.

 

[vogonity]

The Halifax one, Isa Isa Baby. The lady DJ's face makes me think that armageddon can't come quick enough for the human race.

I hate that advertisement. Everything in it must be destroyed.

Also, any commercial with whimsical acoustic music to show that the product is honest and natural... like McDonald's food or Orange phones

 

[METH LAB]

That one on at the moment where they all make out that they going to war to deliver some f*ckin bread.

I cant even remember the name of the bread its that shite.

 

[METH LAB]

the Boots adverts with that sugerbabes song on it about womens stuff, i want to punch the person who created that

tbf, boots ads were using the original version b4 every other f*cka started and b4 the sugerbabes version.

but yea, not to good.

 

[Pie 1]

I'm in two minds about the John Lewis one.
On one hand it's an absolutely brilliantly realised ad that nails the whole John Lewis thing, and is superbly crafted.
One the other, it's so insufferable fucking knowing, and so Radio 4 smug, that I just want to go and shove petrol bombs through the letter boxes of those nice houses on Wandsworth Common.

 

[felixthecat]

I'm in two minds about the John Lewis one.
On one hand it's an absolutely brilliantly realised ad that nails the whole John Lewis thing, and is superbly crafted.
One the other, it's so insufferable fucking knowing, and so Radio 4 smug, that I just want to go and shove petrol bombs through the letter boxes of those nice houses on Wandsworth Common.

Absolutely the latter ^. I hate it, simply hate it. Its so smug and self satisfied and ....aarrrgh! They've taken the idea from that great Hovis advertisment and bastardised it.

John Lewis, fuck off.