Worst strikers - barndoor - banjo - jigsaw etc

[mattie]

yeah, i felt a bit bad about putting dowie. he always worked his hardest and gave his best. but then I remember standing in the away end at stockport county in the pouring rain and seeing him score his first goal for months - a bullet header - past his own keeper.

That was a cracker. I only caught it on the box, but the connection he got looked sweet as a nut. I still haven't figured out what he was trying to do, I'd say it was striker's instinct taking over but it's Dowie we're talking about.

 

[Ich bin ein Mod]

Chalk up another for Tony Cascarino

 

[passenger]

Thomas Brolin quality player

 

[fear-n-loathing]

Chris Sutton when played for Chelsea

 

[marksims68]

Adrian Paz.........

Worst Ipswich striker I've EVER seen.

 

[mk12]

stephane guivarch, francis jeffers (the arsenal years), chris sutton (the chelsea years)

 

[fear-n-loathing]

what the fuck ever happened to jeffers, is he still at charlton???

 

[Relahni]

what the fuck ever happened to jeffers, is he still at charlton???

he scored the other day...

 

[jodal]

Mikkel Beck for Middlesbrough

 

[tangerinedream]

Chris Malkin

Our club record buy

Cheers Gary Megson...

 

[Andy the Don]

John Fashanu

You sure, 132 goals in 383 games is a good return for a striker IMO.

 

[kained&able]

how the hell does stan collymores nma e appaer on this thread. He was absolute class before he become mental.


dave

 

[jugularvein]

julio baptista

the beast? more like the poodle

 

[Relahni]

how the hell does stan collymores nma e appaer on this thread. He was absolute class before he become mental.


dave

at his best - he was class.
at his worst - he belongs in this thread.

 

[ScallyWag II]

El-Hadji Diouf (Liverpool years)...complete shite

 

[g force]

Chris Armstrong

 

[zaphod22]

Ian Ormondroyd...end of thread!

 

[g force]

Dalian Atkinson was far, far worse

Chris Kiwomya wasn't much cop outside the First Division

 

[passenger]

Chris Armstrong

another one who should never of left the eagles nest

 

[zaphod22]

Dalian Atkinson was far, far worse

Chris Kiwomya wasn't much cop outside the First Division

Dalian Atkinson was class (on his day) and scored some brilliant goals in his partnership with Dean Saunders which was Villa's best partnership in the last 20 years IMO. Ian Ormondroyd on the other hand spent the majority of the game on his arse!

 

[twistedAM]

I see City fans have stayed off this thread. Probably cos it's so hard to know where to start.
I'd like to nominate VUOSO or whatever his name was cos I never saw him play and neither did anyone else apart from the Reserves followers. He was Forlan's strike partner at River Plate or wherever and we spent a few mill on him. He never played a single game before being loaned out to some Mexican side.

That was Keegan's contirbution. Pearce seems intent on adding Samaras and Corradi to the list which is a bit unfair on those two as all season we've tried different combinations up front. Sibierski suffered in the same way and although he's by no means a great player he's been popping in a few for Newcastle.

 

[passenger]

Man City *sniggers and runs off*

 

[twistedAM]

Yeah I know. Genuinely can't be bothered to run through all the flopws we signed since breaking the transfer record with...Kevin Reeves.

 

[g force]

Corradi has always been poor....god knows why you signed him

 

[twistedAM]

Corradi has always been poor....god knows why you signed him

Five words: Stuart Pearce and Stuart Wigley

We're bound to have shit attackers if it's two left backs doing the signings. Actually that logic doesn't hold cos they signed Michael Ball.

Andrew Cole was reasonable but lost interest after a year and preferred Portsmouth.

 

[mk12]

bring back uwe rosler?

 

[Relahni]

bring back uwe rosler?

feed the goat and he will score.

 

[BIG davie H]

Stuart Barlow

 

[zoltan]

Christian fuckin bassedas
Daniel Bastard Cordone
Stroller bastard Ameobi

One that got away:

Jon Dahl Tomasson