worst star wars race

[upsidedownwalrus]

In the Christmas Abomination the Millennium Falcon has no lights and dials in the cockpit. It's just two chairs.

 

[machine cat]

Yeah - I wasn't anywhere near as offended by that as by Jar Jar though.

me too. tbh i find racism much funnier when it is directed at people of the far east than those of african origin

 

[machine cat]

*ahem*

The correct way to spell it is Twi'lek.

sorry dude

i tried various ways of spelling before deciding

 

[kabbes]

me too. tbh i find racism much funnier when it is directed at people of the far east than those of african origin

It was *only* Jar-Jar that had that bizarre accent though. The rest of them, wacky as they were, didn't have Jar-Jar's apparent cod-Caribbean tones.

 

[machine cat]

tbh, i dont care if he was a racist stereotype or not, i care because he, and all the gungans were fucking shit as a race and possibley the worst bit of TPM

 

[Santino]

I cast Summon Bigger Fish.

 

[Dillinger4]

The humans were the real worst race. How annoying are they?

 

[DotCommunist]

manniken skywalker was shit too.

Remember how excited you were when you saw that awesome poster where he had Darth Vader's shadow?

and what was delivered? Shite.

That film is only worth it for the Podrace

 

[kabbes]

I cast Summon Bigger Fish.

There's no problem that can't be fixed by casting Summon Bigger Fish.

 

[kabbes]

tbh, i dont care if he was a racist stereotype or not, i care because he, and all the gungans were fucking shit as a race and possibley the worst bit of TPM

I don't agree. The Gungan army, for instance, were pretty cool. There was nothing wrong with the Gungan general -- he was a decent enough character.

 

[machine cat]

manniken skywalker was shit too.

Remember how excited you were when you saw that awesome poster where he had Darth Vader's shadow?

and what was delivered? Shite.

That film is only worth it for the Podrace

nah... darth maul saved that film

 

[kabbes]

The end fight between Darth Maul and Obi-wan/Qui Gon is worth the admission price. That fight alone raises the film to top 100 status.

 

[DotCommunist]

nah... darth maul saved that film

yeah I suppose that was fairly awesome.

 

[machine cat]

I don't agree. The Gungan army, for instance, were pretty cool. There was nothing wrong with the Gungan general -- he was a decent enough character.

crap weapons though. what the hell are those balls? how does one pick them up without getting killed?

 

[machine cat]

yeah I suppose that was fairly awesome.

the bit where he attacks qui-gon in the desert just before they leave tatooine is my favourite part of the whole movie.

the final fight between him qui-gon and obi wan is pretty awesome too

 

[kabbes]

crap weapons though. what the hell are those balls? how does one pick them up without getting killed?

Because they're just soap bubbles.

Anyway, if we're judging a race by its weapons, I don't think the Gungans are the ones I'd go for.

 

[Santino]

crap weapons though. what the hell are those balls? how does one pick them up without getting killed?

Only the stuff inside the glass (?) is dangerous, so you have to break it.

 

[machine cat]

Because they're just soap bubbles.

Anyway, if we're judging a race by its weapons, I don't think the Gungans are the ones I'd go for.

well, yeah, on second thoughts they are a bit better than sticks

 

[machine cat]

Only the stuff inside the glass (?) is dangerous, so you have to break it.

*goes to wookieepedia*

 

[Random]

if chewbacca lives on endor, then you must acquit

 

[fractionMan]

Female duloks

I would.

 

[kabbes]

That's the Grinch.

 

[machine cat]

One of the most common weapons was the booma, a small blue spherical orb created from plasma found in Naboo's crust. The booma was either thrown by hand, slung or catapulted; the catapults were made of hornwood, and were often towed by falumpasets or fambaas. Upon contact with the target, the booma would explode, releasing plasmic energy and a powerful electric shock. During battle, boomas would be kept in Gungan battle wagons, towed by falumpasets.

Quite sophisticated weaponry. I stand corrected.

 

[kained&able]

if chewbacca lives on endor, then you must acquit

thats why i thought the wookies came from endor! i knew i had a shit reason.


dave

 

[Stigmata]

What about those flappy Jew aliens?

 

[Dillinger4]

I always wondered how the Hutt's became so tough, seeing as they are just massive blobs.

 

[kained&able]

they aren't tough. they just have money and can afford people to be tough on thier behalf and can buy physco aliens that aren't every clever and get doors dropped on them.


dave

 

[Andy the Don]

I'd happily sign up for the ethnic cleansing of Endor.

Then we can sell their pelts as "jim-jam" holders..

Someone's cornered the Wookie slipper biz already..

 

[T & P]

Then we can sell their pelts as "jim-jam" holders..

Someone's cornered the Wookie slipper biz already..

Those are awesome. If Ms T & P was a proper fan of SW I'd buy those for her right away.

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

me too. tbh i find racism much funnier when it is directed at people of the far east than those of african origin

Yeah - it was racist and inexcusable. But it's not like there's a history, except possibly hiroshima and some stuff during WW2, of the USA directly oppressing the Japanese.

Given the history of black-white relations in the USA and how black people used to be stereotyped there, that seemed particularly inexcusable.

Mind you, he also stereotyped his own ethnicity (Jewish) with that awful slave trader.