Even as a motorsports fan, F1 doesn't interest me much. The cars have so much downforce and such wide tyres that they grip all the time, don't slide and can rarely get close enough to overtake. They just whizz round and round. Plus, the cost is so high that only a couple of teams are in with a realistic chance and the others are just makeweights. I find the whole homogenised, commercialised, packaged nature of it a real turn-off as well. Most professional motorsport, sadly, is going that way: even the world rally championship has become bland, formulaic and commercial. Give me amateur rallying any day - it's still fun, spectacular and diverse.
Anyway, the worst 'sport' is yachting. It's impossible to watch - unless it's shown on tv - and even if you can see it, it's impossible to understand. And it's boring as hell anyway. And it's just for rich fuckers.
Bollocks. Ocean racing is only for the rich, but dinghy sailing certainly isn't. Yachting (and I include dinghies in that) is a poor spectator sport to watch live, of course, because it takes place well offshore, and even on TV it's not so good because it's difficult to understand if you're not familiar with sailing. But it's a very technical sport and it takes a lot of skill to do well - and that applies whether you're watching 'rich fuckers' in multimillion pound yachts, or ordinary people racing £250 dinghies. Sailing in a strong wind can be pretty spectacular too...
Snooker and darts are (IMVHO) more games than sports. If you can do it in the pub with a beer and a fag, it ain't a sport in my book. Both of them make dull-as-ditchwater TV too.
So I've got to go for golf, the game beloved of professional sportsmen in their time off, and overweight professional people who think they should get some exercise. I'm sure half of them keel over with shock when they first see themselves in plus fours. I can't for the life of me understand why it's televised: it might be a great game to play, but it's hardly an exciting spectator sport.
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And all of this coming from someone who doesn't understand the appeal of football, doesn't mind the game itself but detests the fact that people expect you to like it and look at you as if you're a little weird when you say you don't!