Worst sport commentator?

[Deareg]

That fat cunt Alan Green, he's a cock who's always having a dig at United, I don't mind that so much, it's the fact the cowardly fat fuck won't come out and admit what everyone else knows, that he's a Liverpool supporter.

i couldn't give a fuck if he was the most dedicated and biased united fan on the planet, he is a shit commentator, opinionated cunt and self important wanker, he thinks people listen to 5 live just to hear his fucking inane ramblings rather than the fact their is just about fuckall else to listen to premier league matches on

 

[Ich bin ein Mod]

Arthur Montford was truly awful. Did Scotsport on STV. IbeM you might just be old enough to remember him

Just the jackets, and that's only probably because of the parodies

 

[llion]

The current Formula 1 team are a pale shadow of the amazing combo that was Murray Walker and James Hunt. Hunt seemed half-pissed/stoned a lot of the time and the mutual antipathy between them made it even better!

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

Ron Atkinson takes some beating. It was a constant stream of 'That would have been a goal if it had gone in'. And to top it all off he still decided to call someone a nigger on live telly.

The twat.

 

[tom_craggs]

Ron Atkinson takes some beating. It was a constant stream of 'That would have been a goal if it had gone in'. And to top it all off he still decided to call someone a nigger on live telly.

The twat.

Oh yeah had almost forgotten about 'big ron' - not the racism obviously, truly unfogettable.but the 'if the goal had been 1 yard bigger', 'if the keeper hadn't saved that shot...'

 

[badlands]

In no particular order.

Tony Gubba
Barry Davies doing tennis
Every north or west walian cock who commentates on Cardiff games
Brendan Foster
Alan Green
Peter Alliss
Christopher Martin Jenkins
Nigel Starmer Smith
Barry McGuigan
John Parrott doing his racing spiel
Inverdale is a pernicious cunt
Eddie 'oh dear' Butler


Surprisingly good summarisers,
Ian Holloway and Stan Collymore

 

[bendeus]

In no particular order.

Tony Gubba
Barry Davies doing tennis
Every north or west walian cock who commentates on Cardiff games
Brendan Foster
Alan Green
Peter Alliss
Christopher Martin Jenkins
Nigel Starmer Smith
Barry McGuigan
John Parrott doing his racing spiel
Inverdale is a pernicious cunt
Eddie 'oh dear' Butler


Surprisingly good summarisers,
Ian Holloway and Stan Collymore

What"s Eddie Butler ever done to you? A fine commentator IMHO, particularly when double teaming with 'Mooro'

 

[Placid Casual27]

Alan "The Ego Has Landed" Green because it is all just about him, particularly on his execrable 606 turns "great show Alan" "thaaaaaaaaanks" fuck off why don't you just suck him off under his desk if he's that great (which he isn't). It's all about him

On a tangent, I read a few times that he and erstwhile R5 presenter-colleague Mark Saggers hated each other so much that they wouldn't fly on the same plane to Minsk for the Eng game, and that it is part of the reason why Saggers was punted out of the beeb in the close season, anyone know what happened (apart from Saggers hating the scumbag for being a scumbag

And Tim Lovejoy (I know he ain't a presenter but he does 606) I honestly want to punch him, what an odious clueless arsehole he is. His 606 straight after Chelsea - Barca (Lovejoy - Mes Que Un Cunt) was the most shit piece of pathetic broadcasting I have ever heard he literally knows nothing about football apart from he goes down Chelsea. He takes an active disinterest in anything else, what a fucking bell-end

I notice I swear a lot on Urban. I don't in real life. Hmmm

 

[rosa]

Totally irrelevant to anyone on here (even i can't remember his name) but one of the commentators who covers Oldham's games on GMR once confused Craig Davies (5' 7", black) with Chris Taylor (5' 11", ginger).

 

[stavros]

No one stands out for me in the badness stakes. I do miss Barry Davies on the footy though, because he seemed so composed with most of the modern day lot, and even Motty. Phil and Paul on the cycling are always good too.

 

[Sigmund Fraud]

. Phil and Paul on the cycling are always good too.

You're joking right? They're a couple of clueless muppets that aim their commentary at stupid Americans who think theres no other race then the TdF and no other rider than Lance bleeding Armstrong. Phil would never dream of mentioning doping (which is a bit like a football commentator not mentioning the transfer market) as it would upset his cosy corporate friends. Sherwen at least takes the piss out of himself a bit but still continues to grate by constantly referring to 'this bike race' and prefixing every rider with the word 'big' and calling Denis Menchov 'Denny Menchov'.

Couple of twats. Harmon and Kelly show you how it should be done.

 

[chieftain]

David fucking Pleat. I hate him

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

Barry McGuigan

I'm not having that one, you can't knock Barry McGuigan (IMO).

 

[Threshers_Flail]

John Inverdale is a fucking cunt, can't stand the man.

 

[tangerinedream]

I trust you mean Alan Green?

If so, I wholeheartedly agree.

Me too, I'd rather listen to virtually anyone for a year non stop than 45 minutes of him. He used to be alright about 15 years ago, until he started believing it was his job to sneer and complain or 'tell it how it is' and whinge all the time.

If you don't like it Alan, I'll have yer job.

 

[tangerinedream]

John Inverdale is a fucking cunt, can't stand the man.

Did you know John Inverdale cites Danny Baker as his broadcasting hero? Which is odd, cos Baker is funny and sort of the opposite of John Inverdale...

 

[stavros]

You're joking right? They're a couple of clueless muppets that aim their commentary at stupid Americans who think theres no other race then the TdF and no other rider than Lance bleeding Armstrong. Phil would never dream of mentioning doping (which is a bit like a football commentator not mentioning the transfer market) as it would upset his cosy corporate friends. Sherwen at least takes the piss out of himself a bit but still continues to grate by constantly referring to 'this bike race' and prefixing every rider with the word 'big' and calling Denis Menchov 'Denny Menchov'.

Couple of twats. Harmon and Kelly show you how it should be done.

I agree that ITV focus on Armstrong far too much. I ain't got Eurosport though so can't compare them. I mention them really because they've been about the only road commentators I know and I still love the sport.

 

[butchersapron]

Alan Green is Filth who should go to a sewer. There's a game on you cunt, no one cares how unhappy you are.

 

[tangerinedream]

Alan Green is Filth who should go to a sewer. There's a game on you cunt, no one cares how unhappy you are.

I could agree with this statement forever.

 

[Ted Striker]

Pleat/Le Saux/Jamie "Top top player" Redknapp

 

[1927]

Guys what are you all thinking, 80 posts in and no one has mentioned the ultimate crap, know nothing about fuck all sport apart from what his producer has just whispered in his earpiece, slimly shit bag that ever appeared on a sports programme.

I have just two words to add, after which this thread may be considered closed.





JIM ROSENTHAL

 

[paulhackett]

Guys what are you all thinking, 80 posts in and no one has mentioned the ultimate crap, know nothing about fuck all sport apart from what his producer has just whispered in his earpiece, slimly shit bag that ever appeared on a sports programme.

I have just two words to add, after which this thread may be considered closed.





JIM ROSENTHAL

He's an anchor

 

[London_Calling]

Have you spelt that correctly?

 

[Forum Lout]

Peter Drury - Total prick

 

[StanSmith]

Martin Tyler the bloke is a boring, smug, MUFC loving tosser.

Closely followed by Alan Smith

 

[mk12]

I'm not sure about lead commentator, but co-commentators I dislike are:

Alan Smith.
Mark Bright.
David Pleat.

 

[mk12]

Guys what are you all thinking, 80 posts in and no one has mentioned the ultimate crap, know nothing about fuck all sport apart from what his producer has just whispered in his earpiece, slimly shit bag that ever appeared on a sports programme.

I have just two words to add, after which this thread may be considered closed.





JIM ROSENTHAL

Count from Sesame Street?

 

[strung out]

Jonathan Pearce. Shouting doesn't make it more exciting. Really. Go back to the market stall mate.

yes. the shithead cunt should never have been plucked from robot wars obscurity

 

[Bunjaj Pali]

There's always good old Gerald, the cinema enthusiast.

 

[pinched_nerve]

yes. the shithead cunt should never have been plucked from robot wars obscurity

True. And he also did that Sugapuffs ad, fucking hell...

I'd forgotten about that F1 idiot and David Pleat, both absolutely terrible.