worst song evar

[rekil]

Madonna's James Bond theme tune. Incredibly shit.

 

[Magic Sam]

Fucking love shack

Absofuckinglutely, makes me want to stab students indescriminately for some reason.

 

[souljacker]

Fucking love shack

Nowhere near as bad as Shiny Happy People. That song makes me vomit.

 

[albionism]

Will Young's version of Light My Fire

 

[hash tag]

I was looking at worst songs this morning and have bumped this. Most of the stuff mentioned is dislikes of particular people. So what about truly bad songs.
BTW, Timothy by The Buoys is a cheery little ditty about cannabilism ( in a grim way ). ENJOY

 

[killer b]

'Mind Train' by Yoko Ono has to be a contender.


It really is in a league above (below) what's been offered on this thread so far (think, 'drowning cat').

Do you stand by this? I have it on now, it's great.

 

[JuanTwoThree]

ETA OK then, worst cover ever. The song is not the problem

 

[degsy]

 

[degsy]

...this was huge in Germany apparently...

 

[Kesher]

Anything with Morrisey singing: reminds me of John Major. Also anything by Adele, Sam Smith or Bob Dylan: All of them emit dull, mournful rubbish. The worst song ever is probably the dreadful Ride on Time by Black Box.

 

[degsy]

...ah licky boom boom down...



...fk knows what he's on about here, lol.

 

[SpookyFrank]

American Toploader anyone?

 

[degsy]

Anything with Morrisey singing: reminds me of John Major. Also anything by Adele, Sam Smith or Bob Dylan: All of them emit dull, mournful rubbish. The worst song ever is probably the dreadful Ride on Time by Black Box.

OMG...that black box song...unfortunately my missus loved it and it made my ears bleed, along with all the other "italian house" tunes around at the time. It was also number one for frikkin aaaaages.

 

[Kaka Tim]

...ah licky boom boom down...



...fk knows what he's on about here, lol.

clean your lugs out - its a great track. video is a bit shit mind.

 

[Kaka Tim]

Anyway the answer to the OP is "search for the hero inside yourself" by M-People.

 

[ska invita]

...fk knows what he's on about here, lol.

You know say Daddy Snow me, I'm gonna blame
A licky boom-boom down
'Tective man says Daddy Snow stabbed someone down the lane
A licky boom-boom down
Informer
You know say Daddy Snow me, I'm gonna blame
A licky boom-boom down
'Tective man says Daddy Snow stabbed someone down the lane
A licky boom-boom down
Police-a them-a they come and-a they blow down me door
One him come crawl through through my window
So they put me in the back of the car at the station
From that point on I reach my destination
Now the destination reached was the East Detention
Where they whipped down my pants and looked up my bottom!
lol

 

[ska invita]

turns out he served time for attempted murder...the tune is actually based on fact! didnt know that

 

[ska invita]

clean your lugs out - its a great track. video is a bit shit mind.

agree...though this one is definitely a contender
and the video is comedy too - everything youd want from a shit canadian pop dancehall rnb tune


he has done some good tunes though

 

[ska invita]

Do you stand by this? I have it on now, it's great.

not usually a fan of Yoko's music but thats great!
I recently picked up a copy of her little text art book Grapefruit and it total genius. Really really recommend. I really rate her. Theres another one called Acorn IIRC which is meant to be even better. Wicked xmas presents for that special someone in your life. So easy to read and full of wonderful magical ideas

 

[Sirena]

In something like 55 years of following music, and apart from Oasis whom everybody should hate, this is the only piece of music I truly loathe.

Just her face is enough for me to rush for whatever 'off' switch might work...

 

[degsy]

clean your lugs out - its a great track. video is a bit shit mind.

wtf? Nah fam, absolutely no way. It's shit shit shit shit....both the song and the video.

 

[degsy]

Anyway the answer to the OP is "search for the hero inside yourself" by M-People.

...Oh no...that's another one that my missus had almost on repeat, and it didn't help that it was the music on that car advert on telly. Can't stand Heather Small's voice.

 

[killer b]

not usually a fan of Yoko's music but thats great!
I recently picked up a copy of her little text art book Grapefruit and it total genius. Really really recommend. I really rate her. Theres another one called Acorn IIRC which is meant to be even better. Wicked xmas presents for that special someone in your life. So easy to read and full of wonderful magical ideas

ooh, this looks brilliant. a present for my mum, I think.

 

[degsy]

Boom choon dis...



...NOT.

 

[degsy]

...another song that made me cringe and one of my mum's favourites.



...and what's up with that barnet ffs, lol.

 

[Kaka Tim]

...Oh no...that's another one that my missus had almost on repeat, and it didn't help that it was the music on that car advert on telly. Can't stand Heather Small's voice.

 

[chilango]

 

[Knotted]

I'm going to nominate DNCE's Cake by the Ocean. Don't get me wrong they pull it off well, but the song itself is really fucking a-a-a-noying ha.

 

[degsy]

There can't be many songs worse than this pile of gobshite...

 

[QueenOfGoths]

"I Just Called to Say I Love You"....what were you thinking Stevie!! I am not even going to post a link to it, I just can't!