Worst Singers In Music

[Calva dosser]

What is wrong with James Blunt? I like him.

Pop down to the doctor.

You can, even in America get a free test for strangled kitten desire

 

[Kaka Tim]

doo bee doo bee doo

Yes - because thets all he sang wasn't it?

 

[sojourner]

Fucking Morrisey

Whining cunt

 

[foo]

Fucking Morrisey

Whining cunt

i love you soj x

 

[zoltan]

That Fergie bird out of the Black Eyed Peas.

word

 

[sojourner]

i love you soj x

I love you too foo

He makes me want to kill

 

[Tank Girl]

I knew soj would say that - it's the only reason why I opened the thread

 

[sojourner]

I knew soj would say that - it's the only reason why I opened the thread

I knew you'd be along tanky - it's the only reason I posted on this thread

 

[bluestreak]

What is wrong with James Blunt? I like him.

Help Is Available.

everyone mentioned. except morrisey

 

[no-no]

This is going back a bit but I've always hated that monotone tit from the lighthouse family.

Another vote for fergie too.

 

[fuzzy felt]

if we're being retro, that bint from M People. gaaaah!

 

[ringo]

Some good choices but you seem to have forgotten Bob Twatting Dylan.

 

[sojourner]

What is wrong with James Blunt? I like him.

Yeh, but you look about 12 and you usually type in red

 

[sojourner]

Some good choices but you seem to have forgotten Bob Twatting Dylan.

Oh here here

 

[May Kasahara]

Heather Smalls of M people - sounds like Chewbacca.

Deloris (sp?) from the Cranberries - sounds like a Dalek.

I see you too are a member of the Anti Honking League

All the girls in Vanilla were beyond bad.

 

[Orang Utan]

No - Correct - Mercury was all Gilbert and Sullivan with lots of over flamboyance, campery, pomposity and archness - pop opera/music theatre/panto. his singing - whatever its technical merits - was insincere and souless and therefore shit for rock'n'roll.

rubbish, listen to Don't Stop Me Now and tell me that's not rock n roll. Regardless of whether you like him or not, he can sing, and so can all those Houston, Carey and all those types. This thread is about people who can't sing, not those whose voices you don't like. Perhaps I should have made myself clearer.

 

[sam/phallocrat]

if we're being retro, that bint from M People. gaaaah!

'bellowing fuckpig'

(c) Dub

 

[clandestino]

rubbish, listen to Don't Stop Me Now and tell me that's not rock n roll. Regardless of whether you like him or not, he can sing, and so can all those Houston, Carey and all those types. This thread is about people who can't sing, not those whose voices you don't like. Perhaps I should have made myself clearer.

Yes, but my point was that technically proficient singers aren't necessarily better than "bad" singers. Is Mariah Carey a better singer than Tom Waits? The former may be able to run merrily up and down the scales, but the latter has character and emotion in his voice. An important thing when it comes to music I think.

But you're right about Freddie Mercury. He was an excellent singer.

 

[Orang Utan]

I don't disagree with you but I was asking about singers who really can't sing. I should have made myself clearer.

 

[clandestino]

I guess picking Nico was a bad example. I agree that she really can't sing, but there's an atmosphere in her voice that grabs me. The rest was Pavlovian reaction about "bad" singers versus "good" singers. Sorry for the derail...

 

[tarannau]

Fucking Morrisey

Whining cunt

Thank Christ, someone without ear blinkers.

There was an immortal line on Beavis and Butthead when they watched Morrissey many years ago. It went something like:

"This dude must make millions of dollars. Why doens't he just, like cheer up and learn to sing. Uh huh huh huh etc etc.'

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

Freddy Mercury - good for light opera. Shit for rock'n'roll

You are very very wrong.

 

[milesy]

Fucking Morrisey

Whining cunt

shut up!

i love you soj x

shut up!!

Thank Christ, someone without ear blinkers.

There was an immortal line on Beavis and Butthead when they watched Morrissey many years ago. It went something like:

"This dude must make millions of dollars. Why doens't he just, like cheer up and learn to sing. Uh huh huh huh etc etc.'

SHUT UPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[kained&able]

Bob dylan. Great songs but sell em to someone else goodnam it and NOT to star bucks.

Shawn ryder- but i iwll allow him cos hes cool.


Morrisey. Utter utter shite he makes me want to slit everybody elses wrists.

It seems Arsenal may have found a replacement for Thierry. "When I saw the job advert for a flouncing, massively self-regarding solo artist whose best years are behind him, I knew I had to apply," declares Morrissey.

but best years??

dave(cant sing)

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

Ian Brown.

 

[milesy]

Morrisey. Utter utter shite

you can shutyerface too

 

[kained&able]

eating meat isn't murder its me meating morrisey.


dave

 

[milesy]

okkkkaaay...

 

[foo]

"It seems Arsenal may have found a replacement for Thierry. "When I saw the job advert for a flouncing, massively self-regarding solo artist whose best years are behind him, I knew I had to apply," declares Morrissey."

well that makes me like him more. at least he knows he's a self-regarding etc. etc.

does anyone know his sexuality yet? i've asked loads of people and no one seems to know.

is it a big Moz Mystery??

(and no. i know his sexuality doesn't matter a jot. i'm just interested cos to me he's always seemed utterly a-sexual).

 

[milesy]

i think he's teh gay. or in a homosexual relationship. i dunno.he keeps his cards close to his chest. and as you say, it doesn't matter one way or the other.

anyway.

people who can't sing.

shakira. her breasts may well be small and humble, but that doesn't giver her the excuse to wail like a cat that's been trod on and call it tuneful!!