Worst Movie Lines Ever

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

'I'm not a hero, I'm just a postman' delivered by Kevin Costner clearly convinced that he is not only a hero, he's also brilliantly modest. That's because he's Kevin Costner and he's a genius.

 

[Cloo]

I think I must now dip into my copy of Ghastly Beyond Belief, a marvellous collection of bad sci-fi prose. NB, I haven't seen any of these, I just appreciate the badness of the lines:

From The Beast with a Million Eyes (1955):
'We feed on brains. Unfortunately they don't last very long, so we've been reduced to seeking a new world.'

From The Giant Spider Invasion (1957)
'The radiation level is far too lethal!'

From Frankenstein Conquers the World (1966, Japan):
'Oh, he's eaten the cow'

 

[mattie]

'I eat green berets for breakfast

and right now i'm very hungry'


So bad I can't even be arsed punctuating it.


'you know i said i'd kill you last

i lied'


Gah.

 

[mwgdrwg]

'I eat green berets for breakfast

and right now i'm very hungry'


So bad I can't even be arsed punctuating it.


'you know i said i'd kill you last

i lied'


Gah.

Commando! Best film ever.

"He's dead tired!"

Love that film...

 

[emanymton]

Watched a nice low budget horror film called mosquito once.

The lead character is an entomologist and upon finding the body of a four foot long mosquito she utters something to the effect of ‘well this is a bit odd’ and then caries on as normall.

 

[emanymton]

Oh from the third lord of the rings films.

'I am no man'

So it comming arges of but so hopped I would be wrong.

 

[F_Burnside]

'Rowdy' Roddy Piper: 'I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick some ass...and I'm all outta Bubblegum!' from 'They Live'

 

[two sheds]

'Truly, this was the Saan of Gaad'

John Wayne

 

[Y_I_Otter]

The Scientology Sci-Fi epic, Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 is a veritable goldmine of bad lines:

Terl: [quietly, to Ker] She's stupid enough not to be a menace, good-looking enough to be decorative; she gets drunk with economical speed...

Terl: [normal voice] - and has other advantages.

[Chirk extends her very long tongue]

Ker: Ooh. I can see that.

 

[Y_I_Otter]

"This is an ancient devious world, and you come from a young country. Promise me you will keep my secret without trying to understand it. "

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

I watched a ferociously bad movie last night, Journey to the Center of the Earth, starring Ricky Schroeder.

At one point, someone falls off a cliff. Schroeder goes over and says, 'what happened to you', to which the guy answers: 'I fell'.

 

[Rainingstairs]

from XMEN

Pierce: My arm! Blast you!
Storm: I believe that pleasure is mine!
[Storm hits him with lightning]

 

[Rainingstairs]

Pretty much everything Nicolas Cage has ever said.

LOL "POOT dawwoon tha bunneh!"

 

[mhendo]

What, we've got to page 3 and Patrick Swayze hasn't made an appearance yet? Swayze has two of the all-time worst movie lines, in two different movies.

Dirty Dancing:

"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."

Roadhouse:

"Pain don't hurt."

You just can't beat those.

 

[rekil]

From The Agony And The Ecstasy.

Pope Julius II: You dare to dicker with your pontiff?

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

From Dark Knight:

HEATH LEDGER

So it seems you guys all have a problem with Batman. Did you guys ever consider killing him?

ERIC ROBERTS

Holy shit, are we allowed to do that? We thought about having a mobster vs. crimefighter softball game, but that’s way easier! Why the hell didn’t we think of that?

Eric Roberts is such a fucking idiot, they even give him fucking idiot lines.

 

[Culdee]

"I'm like a tumbleweed blowing in the wind". Ugh

 

[Flashman]

It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowing and there's this electricity in the air, you can almost hear it. And this bag was, like, dancing with me..

 

[kained&able]

'Rowdy' Roddy Piper: 'I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick some ass...and I'm all outta Bubblegum!' from 'They Live'

that was used in duke nuke em games and is therfore a genius line.

Is the postman officially the worst film ever made?

dave

 

[pk]

Possibly the worst must be Andie McDowell in "Four Weddings".

"Is it raining? I hadn't noticed"

Then it was shampoo ads for the rest of her shit career.

 

[Orang Utan]

'Rowdy' Roddy Piper: 'I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick some ass...and I'm all outta Bubblegum!' from 'They Live'

Au contraire, that is one of the greatest movie lines ever

 

[Augie March]

The winner in films with bad lines, has to be 1986 classic, The Wraith starring Charlie Sheen. Featuring these gems:

"He's a what?"
"A wraith! An evil spirit. And it ain't cool man."

"Forget it Murphy. Roadblocks can't stop somethin' that can't be stopped."

"Do you smell a cop?"
"I smell french fries, but that don't make sense!"

"Bad feelings don't add up to resurrections, buddy."

 

[mwgdrwg]

Could a mod please be so kind as to put spoiler tags on the original post?

Thanks.

 

[Orang Utan]

FFS it's just a shite thriller

 

[Nanker Phelge]

"My warrior woman. My valkyrie. You’ll always be mine, always and never. Never. The Fire, baby. It’ll burn us both. It’ll kill us both. There’s no place in this world for our kind of fire." - Clive Owen - Sin City - Tosser actor with tosser lines.

 

[kained&able]

its a ciomic book film therefore the diologue is always bound to be crap.

That bit does piss me off though.


dave

 

[mwgdrwg]

FFS it's just a shite thriller

...which some people were looking forward to, even if you weren't.

 

[mattie]

Commando! Best film ever.

"He's dead tired!"

Love that film...

'Let off some steam'

 

[rennie]

"You got me at hello"

 

[mwgdrwg]

'Let off some steam'

There's another bit where he kills the guy and says "Wrong!"