Worst Movie Lines Ever

[Orang Utan]

Eric Roberts?

Martin Lawrence

 

[El Jefe]

Lou Diamond Phillips

 

[isitme]

Don 'The Dragon' Wilson

 

[DaveCinzano]

Lou Diamond Phillips

Not a fan of Stark Raving Mad?

 

[May Kasahara]

Martin Lawrence

We park our cars in the same garage, my friend

 

[DaveCinzano]

Eric Roberts?

He had a very good episode of Oz as a man on death row, Richard L'Italien

 

[isitme]

He had a very good episode of Oz as a man on death row, Richard L'Italien

He was also the original American Ninja

 

[DotCommunist]

Maruo Van Peebles has had some shit lines but one from Gunmen sticks in my mind 'luizes shit took out half my neighbourhood'

 

[kained&able]

I loved in Terminal Velocity how the writer was so proud of 'The KG Used to Be' that he put it in the film about 30 times

he he i use that still!

dave

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

Well, I was looking forward to watching that. Fucksake.

You should thank me. I saved you $8.50 on a bad movie choice.

 

[kabbes]

'Frankly my dear I don't give a damn'

Fuck off. Great line in a great film.

Forest Whitaker as an empath in Species.

He walks into a room that is covered in blood and body parts.

"Something bad happened here."

God yes. This is the worst line. We spent most of our university years taking the piss out of that line.

He had some other real stinkers in that film along the same lines, as I recall. Something about "It's in pain" when confronted with the self-evident fact that whatever it is must be completely fucked. But your line there is the worst of the lot. Unbelievable. The whole cinema just cracked up when he said it.

 

[Matt S]

Nothing can beat any of the 'love scene' dialogue in the Star Wars prequels.

"Hold me, like you did by the lake on Naboo.''

AHHHHH, MY BRAIN IS MELTING!!!!

Matt

 

[extra dry]

'Silent Hill' the main character and a cop walk in to a burnt out shell of a building..

Cop 'I think there was a....fire here' no shit Sherlock!

 

[The Groke]

Exceptions that prove the rule.

As any actor got a shiter CV than Snipes?

Rob Schneider

 

[danny la rouge]

Virginia Mayo: "War, war, war! That's all you think about, Dick Plantagenet!"

(From King Richard and the Crusaders).

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Virginia Mayo: "War, war, war! That's all you think about, Dick Plantagenet!"

(From King Richard and the Crusaders).

I am so putting that line into "Richard III" this evening

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

Rob Schneider

Worst Rob Schneider line evar: "I had my period! OK?!"

(The Hot Chick)

 

[danny la rouge]

I am so putting that line into "Richard III" this evening

Oh, please!

 

[Voley]

'Lazarus, how are you feeling?'

Jesus in 'The Last Temptation of Christ'.

 

[mwgdrwg]

Nothing can beat any of the 'love scene' dialogue in the Star Wars prequels.

"Hold me, like you did by the lake on Naboo.''

AHHHHH, MY BRAIN IS MELTING!!!!

Matt

The worst line ever has to be Yoda's greeting to Padme...

"Seeing you alive brings warm feelings to my heart"

Makes me want to gag.

 

[ViolentPanda]

but but but, blade, whitemenm can't jump, new jack city...........

dave

....the token black cop in "King of New York".

 

[chazegee]

Fuck you very much.

Douglas at his best.

 

[chazegee]

....the token black cop in "King of New York".

Weird that Morgan Freeman was the only black guy in the Shawshank prison no?

 

[kerb]

Well, I was looking forward to watching that. Fucksake.

me too.

that's pissed me off now. cheers

 

[Lord Camomile]

"I wish you continued success.... <groan/die>"

SPOILER CODE

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

Armageddon - I love this film and William Fitchner is but this is one terrible line

"Miss Stamper? Colonel Willie Sharp, United States Airforce, ma'am. Requesting permission to shake the hand of the daughter of the bravest man I've ever met."

What about "SIx billion people on earth... why did you call me?" from that same film...

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

I watched that the other day. I LOLed



In a similar vein:

It's a trap is a classic moment. Nowhere near worst line ever.

 

[N_igma]

Rob Schneider

Rob Schneider is "The Stapler!"

Worst line- The Day After Tomorrow-"Sattelites are showing a 10 degree celsius drop per second."

 

[The Groke]

Rob Schneider is "The Stapler!"

De Durp De Durdle Diddly Durp De Do.

 

[mentalchik]

Vin Diesel - Chronicles of Riddick.........on walking past Thandie Newton


"It's a long time since i smelled beautiful"



A personal favourite........me and the eldest always crack up !