Worst lyrics ever!

[Cloo]

Remembered this thread, and I couldn’t think of any. Then heard some on some appaling Eurotrance track on MTV while at the gym. It was something along the lines of:

‘Your heart is my castle, your love is my sky/ They wipe away tears that I cry’

Mixed metaphors a tad? I mean, how can hearts and love wipe away tears, especially when in the form of a castle or the sky?

 

[Pus D]

Anything on the new Bat For Lashes disc, Fur and Gold. 5th-form goth-lite ethereal 'poetry' of the highest order
But, as a whole it kinda works...

 

[Donna Ferentes]

Now she's in purple
Now she's a turtle

 

[bendeus]

No matter where I roam
I will come back to my English Rose
For no bums
Will ever tempt me from she.

Bums?? She???

 

[kyser_soze]

For pronunciation it has to be Elton John...

'And it's no sak-er-ri-fice'

No you flower buying arse-bandit, it's got 3 fucking syllables, not 4.

Anything by that cunt of cunts Phil Collins.

 

[Athos]

The Tamperer with this lyric from a banal dance tune of the 90's, which I still dont understand...

"Whats She Gonna Look Like With A Chimney On Her" (repeat lots)

EH?!

I think that's a reference to the idea of "droppin' a house on ya bitch."

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

Its all the same, only the names will change
Everyday it seems were wasting away
Another place where the faces are so cold
Id drive all night just to get back home

Chorus:
Im a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride
Im wanted dead or alive
Wanted dead or alive

Sometimes I sleep, sometimes its not for days
And the people I meet always go their separate ways
Sometimes you tell the day
By the bottle that you drink
And times when youre all alone all you do is think

Chorus

I walk these streets, a loaded six string on my back
I play for keeps, cause I might not make it back
I been everywhere, still Im standing tall
Ive seen a million faces an Ive rocked them all

Im a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride
Im wanted dead or alive
Im a cowboy, I got the night on my side
Im wanted dead or alive
Wanted dead or alive

Could have posted that on the 'cheese' thread just as easily.

 

[ska invita]

was thinking today "its getting hot in here" BY NELLY ()
you know the one.
he goes "its getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes"
she goes "i am - getting so hot - im gonna take my clothes off"
is this some kind of hypnotist date rape song or what?

 

[Kaka Tim]

No matter where I roam
I will come back to my English Rose
For no bums
Will ever tempt me from she.

Bums?? She???

Its 'No bombs'.

Clumsy but not criminal.

Social commentary innit?

My nomination is

"Its no use
He sees her
He starts to shake and cough
Just like
the old man
in that book by nabakov"

(the police 'dont stand so close to me')

Crowbarring in an unberarbly pretentious literacry reference via the medium of a clunkingly bad forced rhyme.

such is the genius of sting.

 

[butcher]

'Its hard to love a man whose legs are bent and paralysed '

Ruby - Kenny Rodgers

Not if you use a love swing, methinks

 

[Oriole]

many contenders but the one that currently makes me roll my eyes when it comes on the radio at work is Scouting for Girls - this ain't a love song

"I may be scared and a little bit frightened"

surely it deserves some tautology prize?

 

[Madusa]

''I'm Slim Shady, hotter than a set of twin babies''? wtf does that even mean?

 

[Ponyutd]

Labelle and McDonald

So many promises never should be spoken
Now I know what loving you cost

Now we're up to talking divorce
And we weren't even married

On my own
Once again now
One more time
By myself