worst hip hop tune???

[max_freakout]

or possibly something by ...... jay-z

Um how about NO

 

[Julie]

Anything by LL Cool J: He's a Republican

 

[fishfingerer]

Havin' a roni by Vanilla Ice. Well it's the funniest.

 

[The Groke]

When i bought this at the age of 15 my dad told me it meant to piss in someones face, a kind of a "diss" if you will.

lol - that has to be the most obtuse, yet strangely restrained and polite "diss" I have ever heard in a hip-hop tune.

 

[RaverDrew]

There was some guy on channel 4 last night rappin bout jah jah binks, and linux command lines

thats pretty low

 

[Red Horse]

anything by 'brother lynch hung'
'9mm killer weed bitch" "rest in piss" etc etc
or Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch

 

[Red Horse]

This is how bad it can get:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/07/rapbattles.html

"you live with racoons!"

definitely some talented young lyricists, loved the gems they were dropping
"you animal boom"

also 50 cent is fucking shite and barely qualifies as hip-hop imho, probably just about on a par with the two lads blazing the mic in that video

 

[The Groke]

50 cent is fucking shite and barely qualifies as hip-hop imho, probably just about on a par with the two lads blazing the mic in that video

He is just another brand name eh - not really what Hip-Hop should be about if it stays true to its roots, but I guess the same could be said for a lot of mainstream music these days.

 

[Red Horse]

yes Groke i agree he's just representative of a shite element within the genre The Game, and so many others included. But i just find Mr. Cent particularly disagreeable with his obvious lack of talent, his shit, droning, monotone delivery and cliched, cock-grabbing, Hennessey-drinking lyrics

 

[electrogirl]

Getting Jiggy With It.


na na na na na na

 

[Iam]

There's always the Star Wars rap, The Ultimate Jedi Mind Trick, by superstar Finn, MC Paleface.

Quite amusing, really.

 

[kained&able]

jigga who?

Um how about NO

behave big pimpin, hard knock life, jigga what, sunshine and the likes are utter utter wank. If it wasn't for renegade, 99 problems and the nas diss stuff he would be my least favorite mc, the biggie biting wanker. and as for bonnie n clyde what a prick. 2pacs song about his gun changed to him being lovey dovey with his missus. He disgusts me!

and thats before i need to get into him fucking around M.O.P dame dash, beanie siegal, cam'ron and about to piss off half of the def jam roster(llcoolj already ain't happy, and dmx fucked off cos of jigga)

I hate him i hate him i hate him.


dave

 

[Iam]

I'm not a fan of Jay-Z, but I'd pick him and his ahead of that bad joke 50 Cent any time.

 

[Pete the Greek]

For me, it is a toss up between Notorious B.I.Gs Big Poppa and Hyptotize....I can't stand his music, but these two piles of shit really take the biscuit.
Or in his case...the entire tin.

 

[kained&able]

jay-z is a better rapper then 50 cent any day, but i perfer 50 cents content, cockyness and hooks anyday of the week. 50 is a lot funnier as well.

I really really really hate jay-z. Was listning to cam'ron swagger jacker the other day its shocking how much he bites from biggie. He really needs to learn how to write stuff down and sort himself out.


dave

 

[H.Dot]

anything by MC Shan - hated by everyone back in the day, with good reason.

 

[kained&able]

i dont think i have ever heard anything by mc shan, possibly a bit of jucie crew stuff but thats about it.

he comes across as right twat on all the hiphopumenries i've seen.



dave

 

[Orang Utan]

In Da Club is godawful but not as woeful as MC Miker Gee and DJ Sven's Holiday Rap

 

[pk]

anything by MC Shan - hated by everyone back in the day, with good reason.

Eh?

Are you on crack??

 

[pk]

In Da Club is godawful but not as woeful as MC Miker Gee and DJ Sven's Holiday Rap

Not much in it TBH...

 

[kained&able]

but btu but in da club has one of the sickest beats dre has ever done, surely?


dave

 

[Orang Utan]

It's crap

 

[pk]

but btu but in da club has one of the sickest beats dre has ever done, surely?


dave

No. His Eminem beats are better.
Though just as formulaic as most of Dre's stuff.

 

[H.Dot]

Eh?

Are you on crack??

I may be getting on a bit, but no. I can't remember anyone liking him.

 

[H.Dot]

MC Miker Gee and DJ Sven's Holiday Rap

that's not hip-hop though.

 

[ska invita]

but btu but in da club has one of the sickest beats dre has ever done, surely?


dave

Anyone have an mp3, or link for that UK piss take, 50 pence "in da pub"?

Thats fuuunyy

 

[Orang Utan]

Anyone have an mp3, or link for that UK piss take, 50 pence "in da pub"?

Thats fuuunyy

Is this it?

 

[ska invita]

oh shit! thats not the one -thats some scottish style version.

This is some cockney geeza! The tune even got released - Im pretty sure under the name 50 pence.

 

[ska invita]

Talking of spoof rap things, this is funnier than most:
http://realcurious.co.uk/straight_to_video_site/Videos.html

ya hear me now?

 

[DJ Bigga]

I think better, more professional too or does that make it crap?