Worst film name ever?

[BadlyDrawnGirl]

'Parenthood'. Like, exciting dude.

'Rosencrantz And Guildenstern Are Dead' - I know it was a play before it was a film, but it's still squirmily pretentious.

 

[hippogriff]

I can't believe nobody's mentioned
"Can Hieronymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?"

 

[BadlyDrawnGirl]

I can't believe nobody's mentioned
"Can Hieronymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?"

Ah...might that possibly have fallen into this category:

Any long, unweildy titles that (usually) include the name of an obscure twattish comedy creation that's invariably played by some manic twunt off US cable TV.

 

[Termite Man]

"Hell's Angels on Wheels"

is a bit shit ! What else would you expect to find a hells angel on

 

[hippogriff]

Ah...might that possibly have fallen into this category:

nope, before cable TV was invented (probably). Also featured (a young) Joan Collins in that part of Polyester Poontang. I am assuming y'all know what a merkin is

 

[scumbalina]

Oh Dad, Poor Dad, Momma's Hung You in the Closet and I'm Feelin' So Sad

 

[scumbalina]

"Surf Nazis Must Die"!!!

Chopper Chicks in Zombie Town

 

[BadlyDrawnGirl]

Chopper Chicks in Zombie Town

'Scream Queen Hot Tub Party 6'.

 

[scumbalina]

Freaky...as i was reading this, there was an identical conversation on the radio, and they were going through the Troma titles

 

[rubbershoes]

Freaky...as i was reading this, there was an identical conversation on the radio, and they were going through the Troma titles

showing they didn't get the tongue in cheek nature of troma

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

New Samuel L Jackson film - 'Snakes on a Plane'.

Clearly a rip off of uncle Albert's 'There is a Rhinoceros loose in the city'.

It's getting nearer...

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g33/refreshment_66/cef7561d.jpg

 

[muser]

Pi isn't the worst film ever made, but it surely is right up there.

 

[lau1981]

Scissors - starring a young Sharon Stone. Weird crap film and very odd title.

 

[fishfingerer]

Where Are My Children?

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

Pi isn't the worst film ever made, but it surely is right up there.

Anyway, this thread is about worst film name, not worst film.

 

[machine cat]

What exactly does "Bubba Ho Tep" mean?

 

[vogonity]

"Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead" - terrible title for a quite enjoyable family comedy.

 

[Dubversion]

Pi isn't the worst film ever made, but it surely is right up there.

god, you've got a real chip about that, haven't you? are you worried you missed something and now feel paranoid?

 

[lemontop]

Spanglish.

 

[mhendo]

I nominate the classic Tori Spelling TV movie Mother, May I Sleep With Danger?.

A naive female college student falls in love with a charming pathological liar, credit card scammer and murderer. When her mother attempts to break up the relationship, the psycho boyfriend abducts the daughter and hides her in his cabin in the woods.

Just too funny for words.

 

[Maggot]

Final Destination 2 and Final Destination 3. The first one can't have been that final.

 

[Gromit]

Attack of the Clones.

Now I know some fo the other posts feature some quite shocking titles but that was proably to draw attention to the director cheaply as they didn't have a publicity budget.

George Lucas has all the money in the world though and all he and his many expensive marketing experts could come up with for the title of one of the most popular franchises ever made was that?!!! Gawd i was so disappointed with that title.

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

I also remember when I first heard "The Phantom Menace". I thought it was a made up rumour to start with. Dire.

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

Final Destination 2 and Final Destination 3. The first one can't have been that final.

Yes, but what about the computer game series, Final fucking Fantasy? I think it's up to about 13 now! Very fucking final!

 

[Stigmata]

Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever

Stop! Or my Mom will shoot

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

Gay Niggers From Outer Space

It was made in Denmark. Those people have a real talent, don't they? First this, then the cartoons.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

Gigli

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

Bend it like Beckham

 

[Wookey]

So long Julie Newmar and thanks for all the fish

Or whatever it was called.

Fucking daft name for a film.

* reads thread. been done.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

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