Worst film name ever?

[daryluk]

"Halloween H20". Halloween water? Where were they going with that one

Erm it's actually supposed to mean Halloween: 20 years later (after the original)

 

[mk12]

Witches of Eastdick. Or is that the best name ever?

 

[fishfingerer]

The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain

 

[daryluk]

Bulletproof Cunt, sorry Monk
Anacondas: The Search for the Blood Orchid
I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer (milking franchise to death)

 

[R.I.C.O.]

"Joe versus The Volcano" - anything with "versus" in is just lazy.

Any rip off film (non comedy/parody) with a name too close to the original -

"The Exterminator"
"Britannic"

etc etc....

 

[pacmanray]

Erm it's actually supposed to mean Halloween: 20 years later (after the original)

Yeah I got that

But it was pronounced "Halloween h two o", not "Halloween h twenty" or even "Halloween h two zero". If "h two o" at least had a secondary meaning aside from the implied one which is a stretch of logic (a perversion of t+elapsed time, without the plus), then it might be silly although excusable. But "h two o" only means one thing, water.

Basically if you hear "halloween h two o" and you don't think about it for even a second, it sort of sounds alright, otherwise it doesn't make any sense. Qualifies it as a pretty fucking stupid title if you ask me.

 

[andy2002]

Divine Secrets Of The Ya-Ya Sisterhood – irritatingly kooky.

How To Make An American Quilt – irritatingly hokey.

Fried Green Tomatoes At The Whistlestop Cafe – irritatingly kooky AND hokey.

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

Divine Secrets Of The Ya-Ya Sisterhood – irritatingly kooky.

How To Make An American Quilt – irritatingly hokey.

Fried Green Tomatoes At The Whistlestop Cafe – irritatingly kooky AND hokey.

Yep... This sort of thing are the ones I really hate...

 

[butchersapron]

Middle class Lesbian feel good titles?

 

[Thunderponce]

If anyone can find a worse film title than thissun, i'd like to know

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0227672/

Strangely there is no description of it, though i have the horrible feeling its entirely literal!!

 

[madamv]

If anyone can find a worse film title than thissun, i'd like to know

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0227672/

Strangely there is no description of it, though i have the horrible feeling its entirely literal!!

Glengarry Glen Ross

Scuttahoo scuttahey isnt there a film called something like this? Its not Elvis?

 

[Mrs Magpie]

The Effect of Gamma Rays on Man-in-the-Moon Marigolds. Apparently it was a good play, but the title put me off from ever going to see it. It was made into a film in the early 70s.

 

[trashpony]

The Effect of Gamma Rays on Man-in-the-Moon Marigolds. Apparently it was a good play, but the title put me off from ever going to see it. It was made into a film in the early 70s.

I saw that once, unwillingly, as I don't like the title either - makes my skin crawl for some reason.

I seem to remember it was quite good though, in a Harold and Maude way. Rubbish title though.

 

[CyberRose]

"Surf Nazis Must Die"!!!

 

[CyberRose]

anything with "versus" in is just lazy.

Nah! What about all the "Godzilla versus..." films?! They had the perfect title!

 

[Dhimmi]

Middle class Lesbian feel good titles?

I've not seen that one.

 

[cathal marcs]

Inseminoid http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084090/

and The Langoliers http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112040/

 

[herman]

8 Heads in a Duffel Bag-
shit title shit film.

Killer Klowns from Outer Space -
great film shit title.

oh and -
The Living Dead at Manchester Morgue
been some time since I seen this one but remember it being not great.

 

[exleper]

Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Alien, Flesh Eating, Hellbound, Zombified Living Dead Part 2: In Shocking 2-D

 

[MightyAphrodite]

the constant gardener


who fuckin gardens CONSTANTLY?!?!?.....ralph fiennes apparently....

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Alien, Flesh Eating, Hellbound, Zombified Living Dead Part 2: In Shocking 2-D

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

"Surf Nazis Must Die"!!!

I quite like that one!

 

[laptop]

Zardoz

My view of the movie varies pharmaceutically: when very stoned I've been known to claim it as a decent version of Brave New World and/or Island. But the title... the "secret"...

 

[CyberRose]

the constant gardener


who fuckin gardens CONSTANTLY?!?!?.....ralph fiennes apparently....

Ooooo! Can't wait til that comes out!!

 

[Clintons Cat]

"eternal sunshine of a spotless mind"

 

[MightyAphrodite]

"eternal sunshine of a spotless mind"

 

[Clintons Cat]

good film,but rubish title.

 

[MightyAphrodite]

good film,but rubish title.

its a perfect title for the film!!


what would you have called it???

 

[Clintons Cat]

hey no fair,

next thing we will have is movie producers spaming us with,"hey guys,check out and name my movie for me" threads.

At which point urban75 will be doing all the unpaid work of lazy workshy hacks,for i, have seen the future,its called "Conquest of the planet of the apes"

 

[MightyAphrodite]

hey no fair,

next thing we will have is movie producers spaming us with,"hey guys,check out and name my movie for me" threads.

At which point urban75 will be doing all the unpaid work of lazy workshy hacks,for i, have seen the future,its called "Conquest of the planet of the apes"

oh AYE thats gonna happen