Worst film list - wih a twist

[Dante]

Never got Mars attacks. I could see what it was trying to do,m but just one of those films that didnt quite click

 

[DaveCinzano]

London

Master and commander

Sunshine

Smokin Aces

Big Something

I like all of these to a greater or lesser extent. I can't see how any of them could be construed as 'worst films' (though I can see how each might not be to everyone's taste), they're all - at least - competently constructed.

Here's some I think meet the criteria:

• The Happening
• Shoot 'Em Up
• Wanted
• W∆z (AKA The Killing Gene)

 

[RaverDrew]

Revolver

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

Batman

 

[Captain Hurrah]

The old one:

 

[AverageJoe]

Worst Film I Have Ever Seen - Jack Says.

Its a British Gangster movie with Mike Read playing the baddie crossed with Sin City (so they reckon).

Worst Film I Have Never Seen - Birdemic.

You just have to watch the trailer. It almost wants to make me watch it, then I have a have a word with myself - check out the bird 'special effects'

 

[Captain Hurrah]

Can you believe... there's actually a HD trailer for this. As if i need to see this shit any clearer.

 

[AverageJoe]

Thats probably an accurate user review tbf

 

[Grandma Death]

The Village is one of the worst for me - i hate that Shaylaman - smug arsehole...

Seconded.

 

[Captain Hurrah]

Thats probably an accurate user review tbf

The 'special' effects look amazing.

 

[kained&able]

Shoot em up is pure genius!!! It's so so obvious but with such great action sequences. I knew i was going to love that film about 5 seconds after breed started playing during the intro.

I love silly action films and that is carrot killing gold!!!


dave

 

[Dirty Martini]

Boxing Helena. I've said it time and again, but that really is the worst film ever made.

 

[Upchuck]

Brokeback Mountain was boring and self indulgent and too tryhard trendy. Michelle Williams was good tho

There was no twist apart from the queerness

 

[DaveCinzano]

Shoot em up is pure genius!!! It's so so obvious but with such great action sequences. I knew i was going to love that film about 5 seconds after breed started playing during the intro.

Even DOA: Dead Or Alive was better, Dave.

 

[mrs quoad]

The Painted Veil. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT THEFUUUUCK???!!!

Who the fuck thought it'd be a good idea to plough ahead with this beyond-cliched, sub-scripted pile of futile wank? If you haven't foreseen every major plot development within 15mins of the film starting, then, well.

 

[Stigmata]

Master & Commander is a fantastic film.

The Incredibles was mostly very unfunny. If this is what Pixar films are like then i'm not in a hurry to see any more (people say Toy Story is really really good though, so i'll give that a chance).

 

[army_of_one]

The Hulk wast truly awful

The Hulk sucked because Ang Lee keeps trying to remake Sense and Sensibility as well as Eat Drink Man Woman.

 

[cypher79]

both Punisher films were total shite.

also;

Rock n Rolla
Revolver
Green Street
Saw

 

[DaveCinzano]

both Punisher films were total shite.

There were three Punisher film adaptations - the 2004 one with Thomas Jane was, IMO, definitely a cut above both the 1989 Dolph Lundgren one and 2008's Punisher: War Zone with Ray Stevenson and directed by Lexi Green Street Alexander.