Worst Emails The Morning After A First Date

[Me76]

It's a blow, possibly a fatal one, to my current state of contentment, to discover that you aren't my biggest fan, Ms Poof. Who will validate me now?

 

[silverfish]

You pissed on my laptop and walked cat food up my stairs

Don't bother getting in touch

 

[Yelkcub]

You pissed on my laptop and walked cat food up my stairs

Don't bother getting in touch

Had she asked you to piss on the pussy and eat from her lap and you got confused?

 

[silverfish]

No I was possessed by Aspalls cider and Brandy and ginger ale

 

[Yelkcub]

From weird shaped acorns.....Mrs Y, who was the girl in the OP is expecting our second child. I wonder what odds a bookie would have given on that being the case in 2014, back in 2002?

 

[fogbat]

From weird shaped acorns.....Mrs Y, who was the girl in the OP is expecting our second child. I wonder what odds a bookie would have given on that being the case in 2014, back in 2002?

Please name your second child Stella.

 

[Yelkcub]

Please name your second child Stella.

After the receptionist at the Allen Carr place that sorted my drinking?

 

[Cheesypoof]

Congrats Yelky

 

[pengaleng]

me? what thread?

oh its from 2009, no wonder I don't remember

 

[Onket]

Worst Emails The Morning After A First Date

Something along the lines of-

"Just to let you know I found the toenail in the end"