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Worst Emails The Morning After A First Date

Yelkcub said:
Not at all Ken. She was bright, successful and fit. Wanted to save me I guess. Correctly diagnosed that my behaviour was to do with me being fucked up, incorrectly believed that I was ready to change.
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We want to stay emotionally immature FOREVER!


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And wear just shorts with all our mates! Again, I would envisage that being FOREVER!!
 
such and such said:
Some of the threads today make me consider staying single forever.
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People change.

I was an asshole. There are reasons why, none of which excuse that sort of behaviour, and I've dealt with them so I'm not anymore.

I'm sure there plenty of emotionally mature catches out there, just not me in 2002.
 
Still say "ass" instead of "arse" though, I notice....personally, I wouldn't fuck that. That'd really put me off. And I'm predisposed towards giving you all my love, so...
 
Sadken said:
Still say "ass" instead of "arse" though, I notice....personally, I wouldn't fuck that. That'd really put me off. And I'm predisposed towards giving you all my love, so...
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Yeah, I wrote that in my head as 'arse' and somehow Americanized it when typing. I could see how that'd be a turnoff.
 
I had a few dates with a guy off a dating site a few years ago. They went well, and i stayed over at his house one night. A few nights after that, i found a message from him calling me 'a fat ugly Oldham slag' and a load of other pleasantries. He tried to say that someone had broken in and sent it while he was asleep. :rolleyes: So i set up a fake profile and sent him on a date to Milton Keynes with the promise of anal at the end of it :D He still didn't twig after i told him it was me, and sent texts to my other mobile (that i'd said was hers) saying not to believe anything i told 'her', thick twat :D
 
Intastella said:
I had a few dates with a guy off a dating site a few years ago. They went well, and i stayed over at his house one night. A few nights after that, i found a message from him calling me 'a fat ugly Oldham slag' and a load of other pleasantries. He tried to say that someone had broken in and sent it while he was asleep. :rolleyes: So i set up a fake profile and sent him on a date to Milton Keynes with the promise of anal at the end of it :D He still didn't twig after i told him it was me, and sent texts to my other mobile (that i'd said was hers) saying not to believe anything i told 'her', thick twat :D
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He said you were from Oldham!:eek:

(:D)
 
This thread is scaring me...... been trying to bust a groove into the dating game (and failing miserably).......

If all im gonna get is email abuse, i think ill probably fuck that idea off.......
 
Nah, don't. You shouldn't be put off by the mistakes of others - learn from them. :D

Besides, you have to risk the rejections or mistakes to get any sort of worthwhile dates, anyway, imo...
 
stupid dogbot said:
Nah, don't. You shouldn't be put off by the mistakes of others - learn from them. :D

Besides, you have to risk the rejections or mistakes to get any sort of worthwhile dates, anyway, imo...
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This is true

I've never actually been on a date..... well maybe, once, not sure...... its all a bit hazy, wetherspoons cocktail pitchers :facepalm:
 
stupid dogbot said:
Nah, don't. You shouldn't be put off by the mistakes of others - learn from them. :D
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Yes, so the lesson here is don't mention your recent promiscuity or anyone you're in love with (not that I was really).

Although as I ended up seeing her for sometime maybe do! But don't really.
 
Yelkcub said:
Yes, so the lesson here is don't mention you recent promiscuity or anyone you're in love with (not that I was really).

Although as I ended up seeing her for sometime maybe do! But don't really.
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Im in the fortunate position of having neither of these issues to contend with :D
 
free spirit said:
hold on... I can't remember ever giving out my email address on a first date... have I been doing it wrong?:facepalm:
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She gave me a business card the morning I met her. That was 2002 though. The kids are all about finding people they meet on Facebook now....
 
Thread update. The girl is the OP is now the current Mrs Yelkcub! About 4 months ago she found me and messaged me through Facebook, completely out of the blue, after 8 years. The next night I was on a date and who should come walking along the street? The rest (and the date) is history!:)
 
Yelkcub said:
Following from TP's thread. This was the morning after a date with a girl I'd met in a club on a Sunday morning and met for a date during the week. When she wasn't dead on time, I called her mobile. As she answered the phone, someone pushed her from behind, grabbed her money from the cash machine she was at, and legged. She still came to meet me, but I was a fair few Stella's on by the time she got to me. Read bottom to top......


From: >Subject: truth> > > > >
Date: Thu, 14 Nov 2002 12:33:06 -0000

hi,i got a cab fine and got home ok thanks, and no, there has been no delayed shock. as for making a dick of yourself? haha erm, you might have been a little bit too honest about how many people youd shagged in the last few weeks and a girl youre in love with from leeds but aside from that no, you were fine. m x



From:Sent: 14 November 2002 09:19 To: Subject: ? >> > > > >

M, How are you today? No delayed shock? Cards on table - possibly due to early Stella activity, my memory is a bit hazy after ****. I'm a bit worried that I'm not sure I got you cab etc. Also there's a number of ways you can make a dick of yourself at >the end of a night. Please don't wind me up on this, I'd be mortified! (But also please tell me the truth.Last night was fun, just a shame that my phone call might have got you mugged! x
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you sound like a complete div, Yelkcub....after a few stellas you get stroppy eh? Pussy.

:rolleyes:
 
Yelkcub said:
This was month after I'd finished with my live-in girlfriend of 8 years. I was having a ridiculous amount of one night stands,.
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more divviness. Some folks on here would regard you as desperate and transparent. Sort it aaaaahhht!
 
Yelkcub said:
Thread update. The girl is the OP is now the current Mrs Yelkcub! About 4 months ago she found me and messaged me through Facebook, completely out of the blue, after 8 years. The next night I was on a date and who should come walking along the street? The rest (and the date) is history!:)
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Kinell. What is this at the moment, there are loads of old threads with happy endings! It's like all the old Christmas movies are coming true :D

Nice one Yelks, you the man :cool:
 
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