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Worst Cover Versions Ever

Phil Collins' version of 'You Can't Hurry Love.'

Covering The Supremes is just

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any excuse to use that pic..
 
Chorlton said:
why has no-one mentioned Massive attacks cover of the truly terrible 'light my fire' a song so bad that the will young version improcved on it and somehow Massives make it even worse?

Tis better than the original - in fact all covers of it are, esp Ms Bassey's
 
Pilgrim said:
William Shatner.

He covered Bob Dylan's 'Hey, Mr Tambourine Man' and the Beatles classic 'Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds' on his first album 'Transformed Man'.

You have to hear it to believe it.

Truly appalling.

oi no fair shatner covers are so..... shatneresqe that they don't count as being bad

have you heard his latest album? the cover of commen people is excelent

if i was a musician i'd want him do do covers of my sons
 
Mary J Blige and George Michael's joint conspiracy to massacre the towering work that is Stevie Wonder's "As."

sentence: death (applied for Mr Michael, suspended for Ms Blige on condition that she starts making some decent records and recovers her form from the 'In My Life' era.)
 
Shippou-Chan said:
oi no fair shatner covers are so..... shatneresqe that they don't count as being bad

have you heard his latest album? the cover of commen people is excelent

if i was a musician i'd want him do do covers of my sons

True, Shatner seems to have carved out his own particular niche as a cult artist. (Albeit a frighteningly awful and deeply disturbing one).
 
*Miss Daisy* said:
:) Rolf Harris killed "stairway to heaven"

As someone who considers Led Zeppelin to be my all-time favourite band, I can safely say that I would rather listen to William Shatner's entire back catalogue than hear Rolf's version of 'Stairway To Heaven'.

It was absolute, total and utter COCK!!!!!!!!!!

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
 
Pilgrim said:
As someone who considers Led Zeppelin to be my all-time favourite band, I can safely say that I would rather listen to William Shatner's entire back catalogue than hear Rolf's version of 'Stairway To Heaven'.

It was absolute, total and utter COCK!!!!!!!!!!

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
got to agree with you Pilgrim :mad:
 
I've got a really odd album called 'In My Life - a tribute to George Martin'. It's full of awful covers of Beatles tunes by his awful friends.

It has to be heard to be fully appreciated, but - whatever you think of the Beatles - can you imagine the horror of A Hard Day's Night by Goldie Hawn, Jim Carrey doing I Am The Walrus or Bill Connolly joshing his way through Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite?

It is slightly reprieved at the death with a strangely affecting In My Life, narrated in finest faux-Scots by Sean Connery.

'There are plashes I remember..'
 
perplexis said:
That hideous F***-up of "Perfect Day" by "the bbc allstars" or whatever bollocks they called themselves (you know a load of different people contributing a line each) a few years ago.
That made me :mad:
absolute pile of gash.

Absolutely! I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks that. What really irked me was how quite a few of the "stars" really milked the histrionic life out of their one line - especially Bono, but then he does that with EVERY line he sings. :)
 
Or what about the album by William Shatner, in which the erstwhile Captain Kirk mumbles his way through the lyrics of 60s classics to an orchestral accompaniment? So bad it's good! :)
 
Hey I'm listening to William Shatners album now and its my album of the week so back off!

Are you on about the one with Common People at the start? Top album! And its not all covers either :D
 
Yetman said:
Hey I'm listening to William Shatners album now and its my album of the week so back off!

Are you on about the one with Common People at the start? Top album! And its not all covers either :D

Now sure. The only track I've heard is (I think) "Mr. Tambourine Man". Is that it? :confused:
 
isvicthere? said:
Now sure. The only track I've heard is (I think) "Mr. Tambourine Man". Is that it? :confused:

Nah!! Its called 'Has Been'...

Honestly, it is a great album with lots of contributing artists such as Lemon Jelly, produced by Ben Folds, check out the
Amazon reviews:

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0002RUPH4/104-4204018-8240729?v=glance

Theres some really touching songs, some talking about how people see him as his character in star trek, expecting him to sort the world out and stuff, its great!
 
I can't believe no-one has mentioned Duran Duran's cover of 911 Is A Joke.

But even worse is Jeff fucking Buckley's cover of Hallelujia, where he strips away all the irony and humour and subtlety and delicacy of the original and makes it sound like bastarding Meat Loaf
 
isvicthere? said:
Or what about the album by William Shatner, in which the erstwhile Captain Kirk mumbles his way through the lyrics of 60s classics to an orchestral accompaniment? So bad it's good! :)

Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds is a particular "highlight."

"PICTURE yourself!

on a BOAT!

on a RIVER!"

I'll stop now.
 
i saw an episode of family guy last week, and the baby (stewie?) did a word for word rendition of william shatners version of rocketman. very curious.

i'm a rocket, maan.
 
A new contender.

Alicia Keys and Bono are hoping to save the lives of children through song. The two superstars have collaborated on "Don't Give Up (Africa)," and will donate all proceeds to Keep a Child Alive, which provides medicine to families infected with AIDS and the HIV virus.

The song will be available exclusively on iTunes starting Tuesday. The pair first sang the tune at a Nov. 3 fundraiser in New York City for the charity (Keys performed onstage while Bono crooned via satellite from a remote location).

"Don't Give Up" was originally recorded by Peter Gabriel and Kate Bush in 1986 for Gabriel's album, "So."
 
Next to the horror of that thing about to be unleashed on the world, it's nothing, but the lasses vocal on the Fiery Furnace's cover of the Fall's wintery classic 'Winter' is wrong wrong wrong
 
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