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Worst Band Ever?

trevhagl said:
Meand my mates discussed this in the pub and some nominations were-

QUEEN
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Queen only happen to be one of the greatest bands ever. Not many musicians could have pulled off what they did considering the difficulty of it. Their music is timeless.

Speaking of which it's always seemed to me that when Another one bites the dust comes on the radio it sounds way better than when it's played from a CD or such. :hmm:
 
tbh - speaking as a massive queen fan - a lot (probably most) of their output is utter garbage. but there's enough truly brilliant music in there to make up for it...
 
It's hard to top (or rather bottom) Simple Minds and U2 really. U2: bombastic and ultra-successful. Simple Minds: Less successful but even more bloated, pompous, bombastic, empty and hollow. God, I fucking hate Simple Minds. And U2. It's a difficult call, but I think I may hate Simple Minds more. Let me consult with my heart, my guts, my spleen, my bowels and my arse a moment.

Yes, it's official: I hate Simple Minds more.

northernhord said:
Oasis
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Fuck, why throw them into the equation? Now I'm really confused. Arse, guts, enlighten me..

{sounds of vomiting and someone curling out a long one..}

Aaaand.. it's official: I still hate Simple Minds more.
trevhagl said:
Simply Red.. GENESIS..
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Oh fuck. I'm going to have no body fluids left. Simply Red are out because there's one or two of their songs that I don't really despise that much but Simple Minds? Genesis (Oasis?? U2?? :confused::()? Arse, stomach: do your stuff..

{sounds of someone being very ill indeed..}

Aaaand, yes, it's official: we've hit a new low. Genesis are the worst fucking band ever. Or rather the Phil Collins incarnation is. Which sort of lets them off the hook maybe, as the Peter Gabriel version was... interestingly bad.

God, I'm so fucking confused right now..
the button said:
Europe (for recording The final countdown, the worst song ever).
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Fuck off! Achy, Breaky Heart! :mad:
the button said:
Oh yes, and The Alarm.
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Laughable rather than despicable. In fact, laughable and despicable - but out of the running because of that. I pity them - but I wouldn't crawl naked over broken glass to stab them. So out of the running.
Sweaty Betty said:
REM

Smiths

Radiohead
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FUCK OFF! :mad: Actually, send me more sexy horses, please. And then FUCK OFF! :mad:
Mr Moose said:
All of these are dreadful - yes.

Ned's Atomic Dustbin anyone?
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Oh fuck! I'd forgotten all about them! Fucking awful! And The cunting Wonderstuff!!?!?! Fuck!

This is fucking impossible. What about Reef!?? Fuck! Fucking cunting Reef!!! God, I fucking despise fucking Reef!!! Reef!!! Oh my good fucking God...

And what about Bon Jovi! Iron Maiden! The Toy Dolls! Fucking, cunting Jamiroquai!?? ARRRGGGHHH!

I cannot possibly decide. Thankyou, thread starter. You've just spoilt the rest of my fucking year.

I cannot possibly make a decision on any of this and I hereby withdraw from any further participation in this thread. Please discount my votes. I am now going to go away and drown myself in the bath. Thankyou.
 
Hi-ASL said:
It's hard to top (or rather bottom) Simple Minds and U2 really. U2: bombastic and ultra-successful. Simple Minds: Less successful but even more bloated, pompous, bombastic, empty and hollow. God, I fucking hate Simple Minds. And U2. It's a difficult call, but I think I may hate Simple Minds more. Let me consult with my heart, my guts, my spleen, my bowels and my arse a moment.

Yes, it's official: I hate Simple Minds more.


Fuck, why throw them into the equation? Now I'm really confused. Arse, guts, enlighten me..

{sounds of vomiting and someone curling out a long one..}

Aaaand.. it's official: I still hate Simple Minds more.

Oh fuck. I'm going to have no body fluids left. Simply Red are out because there's one or two of their songs that I don't really despise that much but Simple Minds? Genesis (Oasis?? U2?? ()? Arse, stomach: do your stuff..

{sounds of someone being very ill indeed..}

Aaaand, yes, it's official: we've hit a new low. Genesis are the worst fucking band ever. Or rather the Phil Collins incarnation is. Which sort of lets them off the hook maybe, as the Peter Gabriel version was... interestingly bad.

God, I'm so fucking confused right now..

Fuck off! Achy, Breaky Heart!

Laughable rather than despicable. In fact, laughable and despicable - but out of the running because of that. I pity them - but I wouldn't crawl naked over broken glass to stab them. So out of the running.

FUCK OFF! :mad: Actually, send me more sexy horses, please. And then FUCK OFF! :mad:

Oh fuck! I'd forgotten all about them! Fucking awful! And The cunting Wonderstuff!!?!?! Fuck!

This is fucking impossible. What about Reef!?? Fuck! Fucking cunting Reef!!! God, I fucking despise fucking Reef!!! Reef!!! Oh my good fucking God...

And what Bon Jovi! Iron Maiden! The Toy Dolls! Fucking, cunting Jamiroquai!?? ARRRGGGHHH!

I cannot possibly decide. Thankyou, thread starter. You've just spoilt the rest of my fucking year.

I cannot possibly make a decision on any of this and I hereby withdraw from any further participation in this thread. Please discount my votes. I am now going to go away and drown myself in the bath. Thankyou.
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OI CunTY BALLS???:mad:

Stick REM up your sphincter and piss all over The Smiths at my pleasure:D

You can have Iron maiden though- copious albums of the same fucking riff:rolleyes:
 
Hi-ASL said:
Betty, just for knowing this you should be locked up forever.
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LOok :mad:- dont blame me Kerrang kept telling me they were the dogs bollox and they made a mean T shirt you have to be honest...:D

But it was so fucking expensive being a fan of maiden i gave up and became a saxon groupie:D
 
Sweaty Betty said:
LOok :mad:- dont blame me Kerrang kept telling me they were the dogs bollox and they made a mean T shirt you have to be honest...:D

But it was so fucking expensive being a fan of maiden i gave up and became a saxon groupie:D
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Saxon are almost certainly an improvement. I say almost because, despite growing up with metalheads and spending my teen years at rock clubs, I wouldn't know a single Saxon song if it crawled up and bit me on the arse. Saxon are the Kooks of metal: mediocre; anonymous, invisible. They join the likes of Nazareth, Steely Dan and Barclay James Harvest in my mind: filed under 'Bands I've Never Heard and Never Want to, Because Hating Them in Ignorance is Just Too Much Fun'.
 
Fucking PEARL JAM!!! :mad::mad::mad: They're shit on the shoes of true giants of awfulness here but I hereby curse the cunts anyway, three times. :mad:
 
Good morning. I have slept a dark, stormy and restless sleep, unworthy of the name.

The source of my troubles?

LIMP CUNTING BIZKIT!!! :mad::mad::mad:
 
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