worst band ever?

[kained&able]

Just remembered the wankness that is toploadder!

Luckil;y they have dispeared below my musical radar so i can't hate them, but fuck me they were terrible. Smae with hanson as well. I really really used to hate those little girls.


dave

 

[Iam]

That's the end of our beautiful friendship.

Had you told me earlier it was conditional on me having big love for... Blur...

 

[lights.out.london]

Too many to list, too little time in which to do it. As a rule of thumb;

1. airbrushed mega-bands e.g. Simple Minds (lol), Queen, U2, Simply Red etc, etc

2. "new wave" punk e.g. Green Day, Offspring, Breed 77

3. nu-Metal

4. Poodle rock e.g. Poison, Motley Crue

I could go on. I shan't though.

 

[Abjekt]

Blur are my best friend ok?

 

[Iam]

*sulks*

 

[kained&able]

oh i forgot ja rule the little stuart little bastard! and nelly. and puff daddy.


dave

 

[Lisarocket]

James Blunt is officially more annoying than traffic wardens!

It's official. James Blunt is the 4th most annoying thing in Britain, being beaten only by cold callers, caravans and queue jumpers

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/5230636.stm

 

[milesy]

Pop Will Eat Itself

The smiths

both fantastic bands IMO

i can't decide who's my worst out of U2 or the red hot chilli peppers.

 

[Iam]

Chillis.

They must be punished.

 

[andy2002]

The Darkness (even Queen had a couple of good tunes)

 

[H.Dot]

MC Miker G & DJ Sven.

remember them from "Hitman And Her"? omg

f*** knows who keeps giving them 4 points on Discogs.

 

[billy_bob]

Tempting to say Coldplay or any of their fellow bedwetters like Keane etc, also tempting to say Oasis or any of their fellow Britpop Lad-mag 3rd rate Kinks tribute band peers, but they're all just bland, pointless shite. Even nazi punk like Skrewdriver's just laughable.

For the real despicably vile and ear-bleedingly mind-numbingly fingernail-shreddingly unpleasant bands, you can't beat Rush and Yes. Music for people who prefer geology lessons.

 

[fishfingerer]

U2.

Bombast and buffoonery, by nature lofty and light, soar highest of all.

 

[Reno]

The corporate uplift of Light House Family and M People makes my ears bleed.

I still find Oasis the most boring band ever in terms of music and was utterly baffled by their popularity. I also don't quite understand why Duran Duran have acquired cool points in retrospect. The first time they were round anyone over the age of 12 just considered them naff.

 

[Phenol]

For me it's got to be anything from the never ending production line that's given us Macfly, Busted, and all that other manufactured carp right back to the Osmonds. They have all added absolutely zero to music and its development and creativity!
Saying all that, I don't listen to any of them so they don't really bother me. I just wish some people would get wise!

 

[milesy]

mcfly are the beez kneez (although i'm not sure why i wrote that with z instead of s)

 

[Neva]

I know it's been done to death on this board but seriously, the Libertines. So much hype and media coverage and for what? One or two fairly good tracks and the fact one of their singers is an idiot

Also The Strokes.

 

[POTBELLY]

the manic street preachers after the holy bible.

oh, and the seahorses.

 

[Sweaty Betty]

Strawberry switchblade............

thanks to them twats, my mum made me wear polka dot fucking everything

 

[POTBELLY]

....and kingmaker

....and thousand yard stare

...and hurricane no 1

.....and embrace - particularly embrace

 

[Sweaty Betty]

I have never got all the fuss about REM........

They depress me, even "shiney happy people"

 

[fishfingerer]

I have never got all the fuss about REM........

They depress me, even "shiney happy people"

REM may be excused because of the Shiny Happy People cover by Fatima Mansions, which Peter Buck found funny.


Bring out your dead, bring out your dead
We're gonna make 'em dance, give us cold cold head
Fill' em full of whisky, it'll bring 'em back to life
Just as well, I like 'em nice and tight
Streetlights flashing like the greatest little disco
[Whimbo, belch-o, slam-o, fist-o]
The grand parade is coming your way

Meet me in the crowd, I'll be yelling out loud
with a dick in every orifice, this'll [pummel them around]
with a 6-6-6 and a do-what-thou-wilt
though no body fluids are gonna be spilt
You look like the type who likes to suck a big pipe
Tonight could be your night if you play your cards right

Shiny happy people holding hands
Yes, that is correct, that's what we are seeing
Shiny happy people holding hands
(";Go fuck yourself!"

Mummy, when you shoot up, dear,
do not spew up, dear, in baby's face here
Give him a few beers to dry his wee tears
and if his dad hears, he'll fuck you both, dear

Zeebrugge, '87, mass murder
Campaign contribution that goes no further
Innocent people lost their lives
for the killer's profit and another five
'cos the government by well-spanked arses, closet queens (";Masturbate,
masturbate." making it a crime to be gay

Shiny happy people holding hands
Shiny happy people holding hands
(";Go fuck yourself!"

Fuck your nuclear family
Fuck your passion for advertising
Fuck your show business
Most of all, fuck your show business

Shiny happy people holding hands
Shiny happy people holding hands
I must be blind, I can't see them!
Shiny happy people holding hands
Shiny happy people holding hands
(";Masturbate, masturbate"

 

[Dubversion]

REM may be excused because of the Shiny Happy People cover by Fatima Mansions, which Peter Buck found funny.

did you ever see the 'banned' video? fucking hysterical

 

[Dubversion]

so it's safe to say U2 are winning then?

 

[g force]

Obviously it's a tie between Shed 7 and Ned's Atomic Dustbin.

Although U2 are close...

 

[Azrael23]

I like U2 so screw you all.

The most overrated band are the ones that did "she will be loved" and all the other mopey songs that sounded EXACTLY the same.

Don`t tell me their name. I want to forget it.

 

[Iam]

Already been mentioned, I believe....

His voice makes me feel ill and wrong.

 

[milesy]

I like U2 so screw you all.

The most overrated band are the ones that did "she will be loved" and all the other mopey songs that sounded EXACTLY the same.

Don`t tell me their name. I want to forget it.

MAROON 5

 

[Iam]

Who dat?

 

[Azrael23]

MAROON 5

Nooooo Nooooo

*spontaneously combusts.