Worral-Thompson makes himself out to be even more of a prick

[sojourner]

He's posh, he's patronising, he's faux jolly and he looks like the ugliest gnome you could ever conceive. What's to like?

You forgot the worst crime of all, in my eyes...that of making the most ridiculous dishes. He starts off making something interesting and ends up putting the most mis-matching ingredients in the WORLD in it, thereby fucking up every.single.thing I've ever had the misfortune to watch him make

Cunt of the highest order

 

[trashpony]

You forgot the worst crime of all, in my eyes...that of making the most ridiculous dishes. He starts off making something interesting and ends up putting the most mis-matching ingredients in the WORLD in it, thereby fucking up every.single.thing I've ever had the misfortune to watch him make

Cunt of the highest order

I've never watched him through to the end - his mere presence makes me change channel

 

[MysteryGuest]

he's not just a cunt, he's a tory cunt too. which for some reason completely fails to surprise me even a little bit.

 

[May Kasahara]

Those Jamie Oliver pans are quite weird - they're decent enough cookware but his name is emblazoned on the bottom as well as along the handle, so that even when you're doing the washing up you find yourself thinking of Jamie Oliver

The slebchef I dislike the most is actually James Martin though. I can't even put my finger on exactly why, just that he seems like an utter shitbag. Oh, and having his own programme called *blech* Sweet Baby James *pukepukepuke*.

 

[trashpony]

The slebchef I dislike the most is actually James Martin though. I can't even put my finger on exactly why, just that he seems like an utter shitbag. Oh, and having his own programme called *blech* Sweet Baby James *pukepukepuke*.

I had a minor crush on him once when I was very pregnant. I think it was because he was making a chocolate mousse with extra chocolate though. He's not had the same effect since

I do hate AWT more than anyone else - what kind of tit says they went to public school on their website?

 

[May Kasahara]

I had a minor crush on him once when I was very pregnant. I think it was because he was making a chocolate mousse with extra chocolate though. He's not had the same effect since

Brilliant

 

[moomoo]

The slebchef I dislike the most is actually James Martin though. I can't even put my finger on exactly why, just that he seems like an utter shitbag. Oh, and having his own programme called *blech* Sweet Baby James *pukepukepuke*.

Did he really? That's not good.

I don't hate any of them? Does that make me wierd? I just can't bring myself to hate anyone who can cook.

 

[sojourner]

I just can't bring myself to hate anyone who can cook.

But WT can't cook - is that not a good enough reason to hate a cunt that gets paid to NOT COOK?

 

[moomoo]

But WT can't cook - is that not a good enough reason to hate a cunt that gets paid to NOT COOK?

Can't he?

Now I'm torn.................

I'd really rather keep all my hate for Cliff Richard, I don't want to have to share it

 

[sojourner]

Can't he?

Now I'm torn.................

I'd really rather keep all my hate for Cliff Richard, I don't want to have to share it

No, he can't. Do you trust me moomoo?



Anyway, you can hate a LOT of people, with equal depth, you know.

 

[moomoo]

No, he can't. Do you trust me moomoo?



Anyway, you can hate a LOT of people, with equal depth, you know.

I don't want to hate lots of people. But I'll take your word on this one.

 

[Orang Utan]

He's posh, he's patronising, he's faux jolly and he looks like the ugliest gnome you could ever conceive. What's to like?

He's a ginger and I've been told I look like him

 

[sojourner]

He's a ginger and I've been told I look like him

You look absolutely 100% nothing like him

 

[Orang Utan]

You look absolutely 100% nothing like him

You wouldn't believe what some people think!

 

[The Groke]

You look absolutely 100% nothing like him

Well that's not true is it.


They are both human and male, which must make them at least 70% alike.

Throw in the ging aspect and he certainly looks more like AWT than the vast majority of the human population of the planet does.

hah - bad luck Orang.

 

[sojourner]

Well that's not true is it.

Yes

Yes it is. Wanna make something of it? Eh?

 

[The Groke]

Wanna make something of it? Eh?

yes. yes I do.

In fact, I already did.

 

[Orang Utan]

I have to say, if I pull a face I can look a bit like him:

 

[The Groke]

I reckon that is actually your natural face and you spend all of your waking hours pulling a different face so as not to look like him.

 

[aqua]

Just had a good chortle reading all those reviews. I got one for Xmas last year - I used it once and gave up after it leaked oil everywhere. Absolute load of crap.

those flavour shakers make fucking great grinders

thats all mine gets used for these days

 

[sojourner]

yes. yes I do.

In fact, I already did.

Can't be arsed All this loved up stuff is eroding my aggressive streak

 

[Orang Utan]

I have some of his onion gravy and it's rank

 

[Looby]

confession time

I own a flavour shaker and AWT roasting tins.

I'm sorry, and I know AWT is a cunt but they were really cheap and they're really quite good and I wanted a roaster with a lid.

 

[The Groke]

Back on topic:


We bought some of AWP's "signature" range of pots/pans.

They were reduced by 50% and still cost 100 quid.


They were also shit: the copper bottom has pretty much fallen off all of them.

No wonder they were reduced so much.

 

[Structaural]

I mean, what the chuff is this all about? The Anthony Worrall-Thompson's own brand Marmite - Toastmate emblazoned with his smarmy mug.

What a tosser

How long before Marmite bring out a reduced salt version I wonder. Talk about plagiarising marmite's look and feel though even nicking the 'mate' from marmite's advertising. Does it even taste nice? 75% less salt than marmite it says on his press release...

Antony says: “I think we all recognise the value of reducing salt in our diets but it is not always easy to simply replace favourite foods with something that is similar with great taste. Little ones will love my spread on fingers of toast with a lick of unsalted butter, whilst adults can enjoy a more sophisticated breakfast version using toasted bagels topped with cream cheese and TOASTMATE for a savoury treat”

bet it's only sold in Waitross the tory fuck.

 

[Cloud]

They are all at it now

I bought some of Rankins irish soda bread

Very fucking good tbh. I had it toasted xmas morning with some butter with lemon and orange zest grated into it. Fab it was.