working in a morgue/funeral directors

[Throbbing Angel]

It's a good guess, Badger K, but no banana.

It wasn't for anything quite as high-profile. Just a small more personal piece of research and writing. I'm not sure i'm going to be able to manage it, but there are a couple of leads so thanks to those of you who did help. (and no thanks to you prurient posters and your allegations.

Just phone your local hospital and ask to speak to morgue people
surely if you explain
they will say yes after they've checked you out
assuming checking you out isn't going to fuck things up of course
I mean
I hardly know you


I am assuming you want/need to see a whole body naked-ish not just a stiff in a suit at a parlour?

yes they fart and yes they move/sit up etc btw

 

[pengaleng]

I'd love to work in either place

dead things are

 

[steveo87]

Is a corps any good?

not that condone car bombings, if tht twat grabbing his crotch gets blown away I won't cry.


Also, check out the porn on the back wall!!!!

 

[quimcunx]

Just phone your local hospital and ask to speak to morgue people
surely if you explain
they will say yes after they've checked you out
assuming checking you out isn't going to fuck things up of course
I mean
I hardly know you


I am assuming you want/need to see a whole body naked-ish not just a stiff in a suit at a parlour?

yes they fart and yes they move/sit up etc btw

They would consider it too frivolous, I suspect.

 

[zenie]

Its not very nice tbh, although I guess it's not half as bad if you odnm't know em

They just look like they're sleeping and dont even feel that cold unless they've just come out the fridge

 

[Reno]

I had a friend who worked at a hospital morgue and who eventually studied forensic science. He used to prepare the bodies for the funeral, take out all their innards and the brain, replace the cavities with newspaper, plug up the orifices and then stitch the bdies back up. I once spent a day at work with him and took photos of the whole process. It sure was smelly, but a lot less shocking than I expected.

 

[Throbbing Angel]

They would consider it too frivolous, I suspect.

just ring and ask
writers do this all the time
make requests I mean


asking is the way rather than sneaking around and a subsequent court case
or
get a job there yourself?
record everything in minute detail and sell that story as well as the other story after you've finished

 

[Throbbing Angel]

I had a friend who worked at a hospital morgue and who eventually studied forensic science. He used to prepare the bodies for the funeral, take out all their innards and the brain, replace the cavities with newspaper, plug up the orifices and then stitch the bdies back up. I once spent a day at work with him and took photos of the whole process. It sure was smelly, but a lot less shocking than I expected.

newspaper?!@#

 

[Gromit]

newspaper?!@#

Imagine being an Urbanite facing eternity with the daily mail stuff inside you. Oh the horror! I may add a clause to my will... now if only i had a will.