Work lunch - I have been betrayed
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FridgeMagnet
Administrator
"et tu, woman in the office?"
Kanda
Diving wanker
Yes, it's just me being a cockhead. I know I am being unreasonable but I just hate changes in plans and surprise.
How you get by each day beggars belief.
crustychick
doo-woop-de-doo
Hang On a Mo!
Has no-one realised yet that
Pub=chips, cheesy lasagnes, garlic bread etc. on plates with knives and forks, people sitting around tables, chatting.
Park = sandwich, out a box, crumbs and filling spilling everywhere, sitting on a bench, or the grass...
they are completely different scenarios. one is no-where near the same as the other.
if I'd been looking forward to my pub lunch all morning and planning a nice treat from the menu, I'd be well pissed off if we had to troop off to the local Boots or Pret or whatever for a fecking sarnie!
Has no-one realised yet that
Pub=chips, cheesy lasagnes, garlic bread etc. on plates with knives and forks, people sitting around tables, chatting.
Park = sandwich, out a box, crumbs and filling spilling everywhere, sitting on a bench, or the grass...
they are completely different scenarios. one is no-where near the same as the other.
if I'd been looking forward to my pub lunch all morning and planning a nice treat from the menu, I'd be well pissed off if we had to troop off to the local Boots or Pret or whatever for a fecking sarnie!
madzone
Physically unfavourable
Oh, it's not that bad ffs.
ivebeenhigh
Well-Known Member
I wouldn't worry upchuck.
If history has taught us anything its that people that commit betrayal on this sort of scale, usually end up hanging themselves through sheer guilt.
If history has taught us anything its that people that commit betrayal on this sort of scale, usually end up hanging themselves through sheer guilt.
madzone
Physically unfavourable
Quite
editor
hiraethified
My park lunches = top quality bottled ale, fresh French stick, delightful cheese, vine tomatoes, fresh olives and scrunched up jacket for use as a pillow for post ale snooze. Oh, and walkman to block out noise. Lovely.
madzone
Physically unfavourable
Not everyone's as middle class as you, Ed
FridgeMagnet
Administrator
It _is_ a bit chilly out there at the moment mind you.
Kanda
Diving wanker
You can get all that where she is going, just out of a box.
crustychick
doo-woop-de-doo
sounds lovely. however, still not a pub lunch, no matter how posh your park lunch might be. also within an hour you'd spend way too much of it shopping for that lot!
Not everyone's as middle class as you, Ed
scrunched up jacket for use as a pillow
Trying to shake off that middle class look
Kanda
Diving wanker
crustychick
doo-woop-de-doo
mmmmm.... okay.... I forget that London has all these modern conveniences for taking away!
still, pub lunches ftw!
madzone
Physically unfavourable
Women can't go in pubs on their own, they get preyed on by toothless, balding men with beer bellies the size of CamborneYou could just go the pub by yourself
Women can't go in pubs on their own, they get preyed on by toothless, balding men with beer bellies the size of Camborne
A terse 'fuck off' sorts that out, I find
Then you only have to cope with drunken lary youths, and people thinking you're a prostitute
madzone
Physically unfavourable
Fair pointA terse 'fuck off' sorts that out, I find
Then you only have to cope with drunken lary youths, and people thinking you're a prostitute
RubyBlue
faded and jaded
editor
hiraethified
Do poor people only eat Mothers Pride and Kraft slices then?Not everyone's as middle class as you, Ed
madzone
Physically unfavourable
You should cultivate thatI have just apologised for my wild eyed rant about the park and acknowledged my being unreasonable. One response was 'Jeez I wouldn't want to get on the wrong side of you!'
It's worked wonders for me
madzone
Physically unfavourable
Middle class people can be poor too, Ed
RubyBlue
faded and jaded
Sounds very nice but aren't all tomatoes 'vine' tomatoes? Even the cheapest Morrisons ones? Still off a vine
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