Minnie_the_Minx
someinenhhanding menbag and me ah bollox
Use a very thick paint, applied as liberally as you can afford with a big fluffy roller
If wipeability is an issue, you could try using a kitchen paint. They have a kind of silk-like finish.
If you can afford two coats, do one layer of really thick cheap white paint and then another layer of colour on top.
Colour-wise, just go for something you like and that suits the room (and what's in it).
I don't really have something to suit what's in it as it's a mish-mash of second hand furniture



