Women: order your own sodding pudding
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Gwanin
aren't you glad you're not with your ex anymore
Another one, you go to your mums, she says there's food in the fridge, you ask your partner if they want some they say no (being polite after five years together makes me grin!) and then they proceed to steal yours!
Answer: pile about another half of food onto your plate (or if eating out always order more or sides).
Kid_Eternity
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
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Gwanin
slanderous!
Kid_Eternity
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
lynne8
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spanglechick
High Empress of Dressing Up
it will come as a surprise to absolutely no one, that i am not this kind of girl.
I order exactly what I want to eat. Going out for food is not compatible with counting calories anytway, ffs. May as well be hung for a sheep as a lamb.
I order exactly what I want to eat. Going out for food is not compatible with counting calories anytway, ffs. May as well be hung for a sheep as a lamb.
I rarely steal food from anyone's plate, if I ask for a taste it's genuinely because I want a taste, and that's it. Or occasionally because I'm a fast eater and I'm bored of waiting for the other person to finish already.
To combat the problem of other people stealing my food, I offer a taste at the beginning, then they don't have that excuse later.
And I'm in full agreement with the fork attack on anyone trying to steal my pudding.
To combat the problem of other people stealing my food, I offer a taste at the beginning, then they don't have that excuse later.
And I'm in full agreement with the fork attack on anyone trying to steal my pudding.
Gromit
International Man of Misery
If you asked for some cod he would ask if you also wanted chips. If you said no, and I often did, I can't often eat a big fish AND a portion of chips, he would put about 10 chips in with the fish.
Its clever business practice.
The theory is:
You'll either return because of the free chips or you'll get a taste for their chips and start ortdering them.
My chippy does the same. Only I don't order their chips cause i'm watching my figure but because they are god awful disgustingly bad chips and so its not working on me. I go pick up my chips from the kebab shop next which i'd ordered before coming in for fish.
innit
c'mon, little life giver
I have been known to steal a chip off hendo's plate. Or a forkful of pudding, because I want to try it. So shoot me.
If I can't finish my dinner (a very unusual occurence it has to be said), my boyfriend will generally eat all of his and then finish mine too. God! Men! Why do they do that???!!
Chairman Meow
Perth, WA
I have never done this in my life, and I hate going out for meals with women who faff around ordering salad, and not ordering pudding, not because they can't eat another thing, but because they are 'watching their figure' or some such nonsense. In fact, come to think of it, all my mates are greedy fuckers like me. 
I have never done this in my life, and I hate going out for meals with women who faff around ordering salad, and not ordering pudding, not because they can't eat another thing, but because they are 'watching their figure' or some such nonsense. In fact, come to think of it, all my mates are greedy fuckers like me.
I always order salad in place of potato and never pudding. Not cos I'm watching my weight but cos I can't eat a large quantity of food in one go. What amuses me is that no matter how clearly I say "no potato" with my order, the waiter/waitress/server then proceeds to offer me each individual variety of potato available, becoming more disbelieving as each one gets declined Men: Keep your chips and pudding, but don't spend the rest of the evening moaning about how you shouldn't have eaten all that/going to have to do extra at the gym etc - it's boring as fuck and shows a complete lack of self-control
maomao
普費斯
I had a friend who used to do that. I once ripped a Rizla in half and rolled her half a fag.
